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Author Topic: You all wake up in a cryochamber...  (Read 33596 times)

Schilcote

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #255 on: October 17, 2010, 05:14:35 pm »

Dwarfguy: Vow to drive any races of bird-people to extinction.
Dragnar: Hack into the starbase's security system and search the cameras for the attackers.
Evergod: Re-dock
Ragnarok: Attempt to send a report as to what has happened and what is going on back to the foundation.
Noob: Go to the bridge, see whats going on.
OFFICER: Get ready to dock.

Dwarfguy: 5

You realize that this would include the Chozo, and so rescind your vow.
You proceed with Iceball onto the station. Maybe he can find something else to peck at there.

Dragnar&Ochita: 2&3

The base's security systems are too secure. You cannot get in at all. Ochita can plug you in directly and then you should be able to access the cameras.

Evergod: 3

You re-dock with the station.

Ragnarok: 2

You can't get a signal. Damn. Anyway, you haven't got enough data to send a report. You haven't even seen it yet...

Noob: 2

You fail to figure out what's going on, but proceed onto the station with everyone else.

OFFICER:

You check that your weapon is ready to fire and proceed into the starbase with the rest of the crew (except spade, since he's a squishy and has no weapon).

Text:

You come across a dying man in the docking area. His lower body is missing. "Big... alligator thing... kept regenerating damage... couldn't stop it... evacuate everyone... self... destruct... code... swordfish..."
He dies. An alarm goes off, sealing the airlock. Oh boy, this is gonna be fun.


Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 2953.1 CU

Spoiler: Map of the station (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: October 17, 2010, 05:34:10 pm by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #256 on: October 17, 2010, 05:24:05 pm »

Make conversation.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #257 on: October 17, 2010, 05:32:57 pm »

Find a camera and search its recorded video.Evergod, want me to carry you onto the station?
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #258 on: October 17, 2010, 05:34:09 pm »

Alligator... regenerating... foundation. Yeah, this place is a lost cause.

Have someone plug me into the security system, then begin taunting the alien through any available loudspeakers.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #259 on: October 17, 2010, 05:45:06 pm »

Check for a way to open the airlock.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #260 on: October 17, 2010, 05:46:30 pm »

Alligator... regenerating... foundation. Yeah, this place is a lost cause.

Have someone plug me into the security system, then begin taunting the alien through any available loudspeakers.
Go over to weapons and control, stay away from the aligator.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #261 on: October 17, 2010, 06:16:32 pm »

"Oh. Shit. we should probably get out of here NOW. There won't be any survivors, and if I'm right about what this thing is, the destruct won't kill it."
Code: [Select]
>Record
Acknowledged
>Current Location: Empire Starbase 3385542
Situation:
Station has been attacked by probable Keter-Class SCP, Witness identifies it as being similar (by description to [b]682[/b]. Repeat, possible second Six-Eighty-Two. Requesting advisory.
9001.
>End Record, Co-Opt station AI to forward at priority one to HQ.
Attempting...
Send. Immediately. If this does not work, I have a feeling we're screwed.
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Schilcote

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #262 on: October 17, 2010, 07:45:09 pm »

Dwarfguy: Make conversation.
Noob: Find a camera and search its recorded video.
Dragnar: Have someone plug me into the security system, then begin taunting the alien through any available loudspeakers.
USEC_OFFICER: Check for a way to open the airlock.
Ochita: Go over to weapons and control, stay away from the aligator.
Ragnarok: Send. Immediately. If this does not work, I have a feeling we're screwed.

Dwarfguy: 6

You have a chat with the only person here who isn't soiling their pants in fright. The turkey.
You get pecked.
You decide to go off and have a chat with someone else. After a bit of roaming, you come across a very large alligator-like ailen. It's really, really big.
You say hello.
...

"682-2" turns to face you. It sniffs you a bit. It seems to be trying to make up its mind as to what to do with you.

Noob&Ochita&Dragnar: 3&1&2

You head up to the uppermost deck (actually, there's a floor above it too, but it's just weapons). You manage to avoid 682-2 on the way there.
After some messing with the computers, you manage to get into the security logs. Alligator eating folks, alligator eating folks, alligator getting indegestion from eating folks with acid for blood, alligator eating folks...

Ragnarok includes a few highlights with his report.

USEC_OFFICER: [GM Veto]

Nope, won't open. You'd better move quickly.

Ragnarok: 6

You hastily compose and send a message to Overwatch through the base's AI.
"Extreme priority send confirmed. Destination unknown, transmitting openly."
Well, Overwatch is going to want a piece of you, but it's better than a second 682 running around loose.

MEANWHILST, ELSEWHERE:

"Huh, Foundation robot. Didn't know they... uh oh."
"3?"
"Get Dalva on the comm."
"What's going on?"
"Uhh... A project of mine. Back when I was evil. Remember that alligator?"
"... Don't tell me you tried to duplicate that thing. Commander! Get Torran and Battleaxe Squadron 7 RIGHT NOW. Tell them to go to Starbase 3385542. If I'm not there when they arrive, have them KILL EVERYTHING. Probable situation Aye Mak Sicur. Is that clear?"
"... Yes sir. Should I tell the pepole?"
"Only on the capital planet. Panic is the last thing we need."
*connection closed*

"Well. This is gonna be fun."

(situation Aye-Mak-Sicur= XK-Class Event, though obviously on a larger scale)


Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 2953.1 CU

The Cavalry are coming. You'll just have to Hold The Line until they get there.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #263 on: October 17, 2010, 07:50:42 pm »

Hold out the capsule. "I mean you no harm, whatever you are. I just need to deliver this to someone."
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Schilcote

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #264 on: October 17, 2010, 07:51:31 pm »

Hold out the capsule. "I mean you no harm, whatever you are. I just need to deliver this to someone."

Capsule?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #265 on: October 17, 2010, 07:52:00 pm »

Quickly run back into the ship.

Sorry I was gone past few rolls. Was doing other things. AND 3 ROLLS IN ONE DAY!!!11!!!11!
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Schilcote

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #266 on: October 17, 2010, 07:52:44 pm »

Quickly run back into the ship.

Sorry I was gone past few rolls. Was doing other things. AND 3 ROLLS IN ONE DAY!!!11!!!11!

Closed Circle. I wouldn't let you get away that easy, would I?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #267 on: October 17, 2010, 07:54:12 pm »

Yarg.

Run away then realize I can't. Then run in circles.

Can I get away with this realize?
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #268 on: October 17, 2010, 07:54:49 pm »

Seal the airlock, dont want anything getting in until I get an all clear.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #269 on: October 17, 2010, 07:57:00 pm »

Hold out the capsule. "I mean you no harm, whatever you are. I just need to deliver this to someone."

Capsule?
Package. WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS!
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