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Author Topic: You all wake up in a cryochamber...  (Read 33622 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #240 on: October 17, 2010, 02:25:24 pm »

Go to the engine room. Become engine operator
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #241 on: October 17, 2010, 02:48:16 pm »

Blast off at maximum speed once more to our pre-destined location

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #242 on: October 17, 2010, 02:48:54 pm »

Blast off at maximum speed once more to our pre-destined location

You mean destination?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #243 on: October 17, 2010, 03:02:24 pm »

Blast off at maximum speed once more to our pre-destined location

You mean destination?
well, in lamen's terms...

Schilcote

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #244 on: October 17, 2010, 03:05:05 pm »

Ochita: Go over to the life supportless ship and loot it.
Dwarfguy: Continue waiting for my ship.
Ragnarok: Attempt to devise a flight plan to reduce chance of missile lock.
Dragnar: Access the disabled ship's cameras to look for movement inside.
USEC: Help Ochita
Noob: Go to the engine room. Become engine operator
Evergod: Blast off at maximum speed once more to our pre-destined location

Ochita+OFFICER:  5&3

You convince Evergod to dock with the disabled ship.
Dragnar's shutting down of the vessel was thurough and sucessful. No machines or lifeforms are operating at all.

You stuff the cargo bay full of valuable-looking goods. You also find an SDW-10 beam pistol in the captain's quarters. It's extremely old and dilapidated.

All in all, the stuff you looted should be worth around 1000 CU on the open market.

Dwarfguy: 1

*CLANG*
*BASH*
*PECK*
*FLUTTER*
*PSHOOO*
*CRASH*

You continue beating up Iceball.

Ragnarok: 6

You begin screwing around with the ship's computers to try to "device a flight plan to reduce chance of missile lock".
The ship should arrive at its destination without any missiles on its tail. Umm. Okay.

Dragnar: 5

All you see is Ochita and OFFICER.

Noob: 5

You go down to the engine room and sit on the engines.

Evergod: 5

After everyone is done looting and pillaging, you crank the engines to 250% and haul ass to the starbase. Noob yelps.

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You drop the sealed container off at the starbase, collect your payment from a shady-looking man who was listed as the recipient of the package, and undock, wondering where you should go next.

A few minutes later, you recieve a distress call from the starbase.
"OHGODHELPUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE REPSPOND! THIS IS EMPIRE STARBASE 3385542 HOSTILE AILEN LIFE FORM EMPIRE SECURITY FORCE PLEASE PLEASEOHGODNONONON*crunch*"

Help them, or just run off with your payment?


Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess.

Transactions this turn:
Mission Complete: 1953.1+1000=2953.1

Bank account: 2953.1 CU
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #245 on: October 17, 2010, 03:11:52 pm »

Vow to drive any races of bird-people to extinction.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #246 on: October 17, 2010, 03:19:31 pm »

"Well, it seems that we have pirates. We could try using the fact that we are probably faster than them to make it very hard for them to get a lock. Oh, and I'm 9001."
Attempt to devise a flight plan to reduce chance of missile lock.

Oh, it's over? huh.
"Well, that was interesting. I'm 9001, by the way. Just in case that happens again..."
Attempt to Jury-rig up some ECM
*Ahem*
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #247 on: October 17, 2010, 03:23:25 pm »

Hack into the starbase's security system and search the cameras for the attackers.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #248 on: October 17, 2010, 03:28:49 pm »

Hack into the starbase's security system and search the cameras for the attackers.
Heelp
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #249 on: October 17, 2010, 03:37:55 pm »

"Well, it seems that we have pirates. We could try using the fact that we are probably faster than them to make it very hard for them to get a lock. Oh, and I'm 9001."
Attempt to devise a flight plan to reduce chance of missile lock.

Oh, it's over? huh.
"Well, that was interesting. I'm 9001, by the way. Just in case that happens again..."
Attempt to Jury-rig up some ECM
*Ahem*

You probably edited that as I was writing the turn and I didn't see it.

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So are we going to actually dock with the station and start rescuing people or something?
« Last Edit: October 17, 2010, 03:50:50 pm by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #250 on: October 17, 2010, 04:05:16 pm »

Re-dock

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #251 on: October 17, 2010, 04:12:11 pm »

"Holy [Expletive Expunged], a [Data Expunged]"
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>Get a message back to the foundation. Now. Hell, I should probably send a report anyway.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #252 on: October 17, 2010, 04:16:01 pm »

Go to the bridge, see whats going on.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

USEC_OFFICER

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #253 on: October 17, 2010, 04:17:13 pm »

Get ready to dock.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #254 on: October 17, 2010, 04:21:05 pm »

"Holy [Expletive Expunged], a [Data Expunged]"
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>Get a message back to the foundation. Now. Hell, I should probably send a report anyway.
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Meheheheh. Just wait until you actually see the alien.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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