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Author Topic: You all wake up in a cryochamber...  (Read 33621 times)

dwarfguy2

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #225 on: October 17, 2010, 07:27:30 am »

Develop a hatred for all birds and bird-like lifeforms in the universe.
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #226 on: October 17, 2010, 08:34:25 am »

Help people.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #227 on: October 17, 2010, 08:43:50 am »

OPEN FIRE!!!

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #228 on: October 17, 2010, 10:57:41 am »

Hack the enemy ships! We I need want a fleet!
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #229 on: October 17, 2010, 11:43:00 am »

"What the [Expletive Redacted]!"
Code: [Select]
Detonation Signature Analyzed: Missles
>No really.
Yes.
>Well then, I'd better go check on the ship.
He rolls his way to the bridge.
"Right, now Who the [Expletive Redacted] is shooting at us?"
Attempt to identify attacking ships and what data is available on their class.
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Evergod41

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #230 on: October 17, 2010, 12:56:33 pm »

Seeing the new presence on the bridge gives us something new to mess with once the battle is quelled

"You there, messing with the consoles, who are you?"

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #231 on: October 17, 2010, 01:45:50 pm »

Shoot the PIERIT FRIGGITS .
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #232 on: October 17, 2010, 01:49:12 pm »

Dwarfguy: Develop a hatred for all birds and bird-like lifeforms in the universe.
Jacen: Help people.
Evergod: OPEN FIRE!!!
Dragnar: Hack the enemy ships! We I need want a fleet!
Ragnarok: Attempt to identify attacking ships and what data is available on their class.

Dwarfguy: 3

You ROBOPAWNCH that metal turkey.

Jacen: 3

You help pepole. And by help pepole I mean stay out of their way.

Evergod: 3

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!
Roll to aim: 3. You fire one of the SDW-70s at the weakened frigate.
Roll to track: 6
Roll to track: 5
Roll to track: 3
Roll to track: 2

You awkwardly blast at Frigate 1, though you manage to get the beam pointed more percisely at important bits after a while.
One second of continuous fire from the SDW cannon brings down the frigate's shields. You continue firing the cannon at the frigate until it wanders off target.
The beam melts the ship's armor almost immediately on contact. It cuts rather large holes in the hull. From the looks of things, any more time on-target would have cut the ship in half.

Roll to aim: 4.
Roll to track: 3
Roll to track: 1

You fire the other gun at the other ship. Though your initial aim is better, it manages to outmanuver the beam much faster. Its shields are down.

Dragnar: 4

You almost effortlessly shut down the shieldless frigate's life support systems. That was remarkably easy.

Ragnarok: 6

You pause for a minute acessing various databanks trying to identify the pirate frigates. You identify them as pirate frigates.

Pirate frigate: Low technology level. Used by weaker bands of pirates and marauders.
Armament: Two guided chemical missile launchers. These can track ships without any ECM technology, but will run out of fuel soon enough if you can run faster than them. They aren't fast at all, so it shouldn't be terribly hard.
Speed: Extremely low. These ships are cobbled together from spare parts, and can barely get to warp.
Defenses: Weak shields, weak armor.


Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 1953.1 CU

Someone is painting the walls outside my containment cell. I am so totally high right now.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #233 on: October 17, 2010, 01:51:28 pm »

Go over to the life supportless ship and loot it.
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dwarfguy2

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #234 on: October 17, 2010, 01:52:10 pm »

Continue waiting for my ship.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #235 on: October 17, 2010, 02:01:40 pm »

"Well, it seems that we have pirates. We could try using the fact that we are probably faster than them to make it very hard for them to get a lock. Oh, and I'm 9001."
Attempt to devise a flight plan to reduce chance of missile lock.

Oh, it's over? huh.
"Well, that was interesting. I'm 9001, by the way. Just in case that happens again..."
Attempt to Jury-rig up some ECM
« Last Edit: October 17, 2010, 02:50:20 pm by ragnarok97071 »
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dragnar

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #236 on: October 17, 2010, 02:03:02 pm »

Do the same to the other pirate ship.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #237 on: October 17, 2010, 02:09:47 pm »

Uhh, Evergod cut the other pirate ship in half...
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #238 on: October 17, 2010, 02:13:53 pm »

Ah. Got mixed up. Access the disabled ship's cameras to look for movement inside.
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USEC_OFFICER

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #239 on: October 17, 2010, 02:19:59 pm »

Help Ochita
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