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[Ochita]

Shut up. >_<

[Schilcote]

Shut up. >_<

Didn't know we had a relaxation area.

Hmm... I feel the urge to code coming on.

[dragnar]

Use my internet connection to do odd jobs online.(basically, until we reach... where ever we are going, I'll be working on math problems for money.)

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Go in the ship.

[Schilcote]

Use my internet connection to do odd jobs online.(basically, until we reach... where ever we are going, I'll be working on math problems for money.)

Ever play a game called Singularity?

[Evergod41]

Make shure non of the idiots on-board mess things up... also make a list of everyone on-board

[Ochita]

maybe you should check who scanned us and what they saw...

[ragnarok97071]

"Who sold you this heap? The only new things are the Guns, and I'm not even sure about them."
Attempt to tune up the ship.

[dwarfguy2]

Fly to location, avoiding galacticops.

[dragnar]

Use my internet connection to do odd jobs online.(basically, until we reach... where ever we are going, I'll be working on math problems for money.)

Ever play a game called Singularity?

Yes. Very good game.

[Schilcote]

Use my internet connection to do odd jobs online.(basically, until we reach... where ever we are going, I'll be working on math problems for money.)

Ever play a game called Singularity?

Yes. Very good game.

Eh, I thought it was too hard. And for some reason TSearch doesn't work on it.
Err, not the game with the Russian time travelers and stuff. I'm talking about the one where you play an AI.

[iceball3]

Look around the ship for a good pile of thermite and store it where i can shoot it out of my 'mouth' if i need to. Tear away the facial hair of the human nearest me with my beak.
"just lik old times with master."

[HighEndNoob]

Tell the dog to follow me, and name it larry

[Schilcote]

Tell the dog to follow me, and name it larry

...
You're on the ship.

[Schilcote]

OFFICER: Do we have the lazers yet? If we do, help install them.
Ochita: Make a computer game that is linked to the ship, place it in  the relaxation area.
Dragnar: Use my internet connection to do odd jobs online.
Jacen: Go in the ship.
Evergod: Make shure non of the idiots on-board mess things up... also make a list of everyone on-board
Ragnarok: Attempt to tune up the ship.
Dwarfguy: Fly to location, avoiding galacticops.
Iceball: Look around the ship for a good pile of thermite and store it where i can shoot it out of my 'mouth' if i need to. Tear away the facial hair of the human nearest me with my beak.

Officer: 3

You inspect teh lax00rz. They're used, but in good condition. Better be, considering Evergod paid good money for them.


Ochita: 3

You make COMPOOTER GAEM.

...
THIS SUCKS ON ICE.

Dragnar: 2

There is nothing anyone needs you for. Really, if theres anything they need a sentient AI for, they can just buy one for cheaper than it is to pay you.

Jacen: 4

This ship has no toilets, and you are a robot anyway.

Evergod: 1 (aww heyll naww)

You pay such close attention to the crew mucking about trying to get themselves arrested or killed that you don't notice the two PIERIT FRIGGITS approaching the ship until its too late.
They fire MEESELZ.
Roll to dodge: 5
Roll to track: 1

Roll to dodge: 1

Roll to dodge: 6
Roll to track: 5
Roll to dodge: 3
Roll to track: 4
Roll to dodge: 1

Roll to dodge: 3
Roll to track: 5
Roll to dodge: 3
Roll to track: 2

You expertly evade one missile, directing it back at the ship that fired it! Pirate Frigate 1's shields are now at 50%.
Unfortunately, this leads you to smash right into another missile. The ship's advanced armor absorbs the explosion and the shrapnel crushes against the armored hull.
You then engage in a game of cat and mouse with the remaining two missiles, evading one skillfully enough for it to run out of fuel and self-destruct. The other one, however, broadsides the Drowning Flea. The armor once again absorbs the impact with minor buckling and the shrapnel crushes itself against the hull.

Ragnarok: 2

Nope, not even the guns. Even so, these units are built to last. You've heard stories about Empire civillian crafts surviving supernovae that kill their crew but leave the ship in good enough condition to take on a small fleet of millitary starships. The Empire does not [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] around.
There isn't too much you can do, though by the sounds of those missiles smashing into the ship's hull there might be something soon.

Dwarfguy: 1

You wait impatiently for the ship to arrive and decide to shine yourself NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID BIRD *clang*.

Iceball: 4

You scrape some iron oxide off of various things. You just need some ground aluminum and you'll be ready to vomit molten iron at things.
You notice your reflection in Dwarfguy's side trying to muscle in on your territory and attack.

Noob: 5

C-1 refuses to take the name "Larry". He rolls around the ship inspecting things and shooting them with scanny-beams.
*whirrclickclickclickclick*x3 "Where are the rest of the C-series robots?"



Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 1953.1 CU

Time to test out the new SDW cannons!