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[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Get plugged into the transport unit.

[Schilcote]

WHERE'S THE ULTRAMETER!

IN YOUR INVENTORY!
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!

I ask where I could buy some simple non-sentient AIs, then connect to the web and work on getting a super-secure connection.

Wait, what? A non-sentient AI obviously needs to be coded to perform a specific task... expert systems are Exactly What It Says On The Tin. What do you mean "super-secure connection" and what are you using it for?

Get plugged into the transport unit.

Isn't having a robot body better?

Good I was trying to attract attention, now...

o.o
Why? No wait, don't tell me. Do you have a plan to do something awesome?

[Evergod41]

Well, not really, but it will be awesome...

[iceball3]

keep looking like a giant metal turkey while looking for any open ports on the ship in which i can enter

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

You're right. Continue looking for a robot dealer

[Schilcote]

Dragnar: connect to the web and work on getting a super-secure connection.
Dwarfguy: Hunt bounty.
Evergod: Wait patiently for the scan to complete
Ragnarok: Attempt to find cheap transport (transparent attempt to meet up with the rest of the group)
Jacen: Continue looking for a robot dealer
Iceball: keep looking like a giant metal turkey while looking for any open ports on the ship in which i can enter


Dragnar: 4

You connect to SEVEN PROXIES. You can now do anything you want.

Dwarfguy: 3

You visit a building with a large neon sign that says, in sequence;
BOUNTY HUNTERS
MERCERNARIES
FREIGHTER ESCORTS
ARMED CARRIERS
CHEAP
CHEAP
CHEAP
Sounds like a reputable establishment. You enter...

A large green fellow is at the front desk. He is wearing an ID card that reads "thog."
"guh. you want bouny hunter work. we gots. sign up here. you gon need weapon. big guns. i set you up with easy job. wait here."
"we need know name of ship."
Since you didn't see any kind of identifier on the ship's hull, you'll have to name the ship.

Evergod: 5

Whatever is scanning you apparently isn't liking what it sees. It begins scanning deeper into the ship's systems.

Ragnarok: 4

You notice an Empire transport ship at the docks. They could get you anywhere if you could just hitch a lift...

Jacen: 3

KILLBOTS
ASTROMECHS
ANDROIDS & GYNOIDS
BOB'S DISCOUNT ROBOTS

Sounds like a reputable establishment.

Iceball: 4

You peck at your reflection in the ship's hull. Wonder where the crew is?

Text:

Name the ship. You'll also need to purchase some FRIKIN' LASER BEAMS, since the ship's weapons were either stolen or never installed in the first place.


Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).

Bank account: 3853.1 CU

NOTE TO SELF:
"[/ color]" tag apparently terminates [glow] as well. Odd.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Sneak into Bob's discount robots. Secretly hook up into one.

[dragnar]

I ask where I could buy some simple non-sentient AIs, then connect to the web and work on getting a super-secure connection.

Wait, what? A non-sentient AI obviously needs to be coded to perform a specific task... expert systems are Exactly What It Says On The Tin. What do you mean "super-secure connection" and what are you using it for?

1. Poor wording on my part. I meant less "non-sentient", more "emotionless". I want loyal drones to search for any news about our team, so that I know right away if anyone is being sent after us.
2. I want to be untraceable(well, as close as is feasible... which should be pretty darn close for an AI.), and I'll be using it to hack the internets... eventually.

Create several remote backups of myself, spread throughout various hosting sites. If our ships blows up I'm not going down with it!

[Schilcote]

Well, that fills the plot hole of why you were all locked up in DualSecure modules.

Also, name the ship.


EDIT:

Also, "hack the internet" doesn't mean anything. The internet is a meta-entity.

[HighEndNoob]

Search the market for a pet robot on sale.

[Ochita]

Return to ship.

[dwarfguy2]

Name the ship "The drowning termite".

[Evergod41]

Since I am IN the ship, I essentially AM the ship, and so therefore the ship is ME.

Name Ship: 01000110010101010100111000100001 (For those of you who dont know binary, its 'FUN!' withought the apostraphes)

Log onto some internet dealer nearby, order some "FRIKKEN' LASER BEAMS" as it was put, and have them installed, WHILE THE SCAN IS GOING ON!!! after the scan is complete

[Schilcote]

Since I am IN the ship, I essentially AM the ship, and so therefore the ship is ME.

And we are all together coocoocuchoo.

[Schilcote]

Jacen: Sneak into Bob's discount robots. Secretly hook up into one.
Dragnar: Create several remote backups of myself, spread throughout various hosting sites.
Noob: Search the market for a pet robot on sale.
Ochita: Return to ship.
Evergod: Log onto some internet dealer nearby, order some "FRIKKEN' LASER BEAMS" as it was put, and have them installed, WHILE THE SCAN IS GOING ON!!! after the scan is complete

Jacen: 4

You upload yourself into a Discount Robot. Bob points his plasma shotgun at you. "850 CU. You gonna pay for that?"
I think the answer is yes. Or get the hell out.

Dragnar: 6

You may or may not have attracted attention from systems designed spesifically to prevent things like that from happening, designed by the AI who wrote the damn book on being insane.
Probably not.

Noob: 5

You find a little dog-shaped robot thingy. It's very old and rusty. Yellow stentil spray-painted lettering reads "C-1".
The shopkeeper notices you eyeing it. "Aye, that litl' unit there 'sa real classic. 'e's a custom job, built from scratch. One of a kind 'e is. Norm'ly I'd charge eighty thousand but since ye look like a nice lad and 'e needs a good home, I'll sell 'um to you fer 50 credits."

Ochita: [free]

You roll back to the ship and Evergod opens the airlock for you. Two robots intercept you, a spherical looking guy and a shiny robotic turkey. The spherical looking guy asks you for a lift...
[initiate 'roll-playing', aharharhar]

Evergod: 4

You communicate with the dock services computer and arrange for some FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS to be installed on your FRIKKIN SHIP.
You also purchase a full tune-up and pressure washing.

You get two 'SDW-70' beam weapons installed. The ship's systems are fully operational and clean. They even took the two dents out of the armor near the airlock and put new bedsheets in the crew quarters.


Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).

Transactions this turn:
Evergod: 3853.1-1000=2853.1

Bank account: 2853.1 CU

AALLLSOOOO
I'm going to write a program to do starmaps and shit for me. It'll be effin awesome. Wait, no I'm not, that's stupid.