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Author Topic: You all wake up in a cryochamber...  (Read 33563 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #150 on: October 15, 2010, 06:53:49 pm »

Go check out the pulse rifle

Just an assault rifle that fires air. Or by "check out" do you mean buy?
By "check out, I do mean 'buy'
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #151 on: October 15, 2010, 06:56:58 pm »

Go check out the pulse rifle

Just an assault rifle that fires air. Or by "check out" do you mean buy?
By "check out, I do mean 'buy'

Then say "buy".
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #152 on: October 15, 2010, 07:39:15 pm »

Dwarfguy: I CALL SHOTGUN!
Jacen: Find nearest robot dealer
Ochita: After that look around for the droid market, the one used only by droids. Yes.
Evergod: Screw around with some of the systems on the ship...
USEC_OFFICER: Check the shotgun out. (Give me a description of it.) Buy an Ultrameter, we'll need one. (Or, get somebody to buy an Ultrameter.)
Dragnar: Ask if there is anywhere to access the internet from nearby. Also where we would find a couple of those AI  transport modules.
Noob: Go check out the pulse rifle

Dwarfguy: 5

GRABBIN A SHOTGUN.

Jacen: 1

You roll out and get kicked over.

Ochita: 2

There is no droid market used by droids. That's silly. Why would a buisness artifically restrict their customer base like that?

Evergod: 6

You mess with the ship's systems a bit, figuring out what stuff does. Uh oh, it looks like you attracted some attention somehow. Something's scanning the ship's databanks.

USEC_OFFICER: 3

You purchase your gun and follow the party.

Dragnar: 3

"Yeah, you can acess the wireless from anywhere once you download into this thing."
He plugs your DualSecure unit into a smaller beige computer unit. "This thing stores enough memetic power to last 24 hours without a charge. Automatically backs up your operational memory once the power runs out. Fully decked out, 100 YB of storage, five different sorts of wireless recievers, high-rez infrared camera, etc..."
"I'll just keep the DualSecure. You won't be needing it, and these things fetch a high price on the black market... My name's Jarus Tasuit, by the way, if you need more ammo or something."

Noob: [free]
You purchase a pack of pickled pulse rifles.

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Head to the markets, or go back to the ship? Your ship could probably use a refitting, and you need a mission...
You can take transport missions, or do some bounty hunting (though you'll need WEPON for that... or for transport missions for that matter). Or you can just go SPACE TRUCKIN', though you'll run out of gas money that way.

Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).



Transactions this turn:
4000-2.2=3998.8
3998.8-92=3906.8
3906.8-52.2=3854.6
3854.6-2.5=3852.1

Bank account: 3853.1 CU
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #153 on: October 15, 2010, 07:49:28 pm »

Search for a dealer selling personality cells.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #154 on: October 15, 2010, 07:49:48 pm »

Search for a dealer selling personality cells.

Huh?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #155 on: October 15, 2010, 07:50:28 pm »

Little microchip things that give me a personality.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #156 on: October 15, 2010, 07:50:48 pm »

Little microchip things that give me a personality.

But you already have one.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #157 on: October 15, 2010, 07:52:29 pm »

I do?
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #158 on: October 15, 2010, 07:52:33 pm »

WHERE'S THE ULTRAMETER!
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #159 on: October 15, 2010, 07:54:10 pm »

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #160 on: October 15, 2010, 07:58:06 pm »

I ask where I could buy some simple non-sentient AIs, then connect to the web and work on getting a super-secure connection.

Little microchip things that give me a personality.
...why would you not have one? And why would you need one anyway?
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #161 on: October 15, 2010, 08:01:47 pm »

Buy the Ultrameter.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #162 on: October 15, 2010, 08:06:49 pm »

Hunt bounty.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #163 on: October 15, 2010, 08:31:46 pm »

Good I was trying to attract attention, now...
FLY AWAY IN THE MOST DISTUBING MANNER LEAVING THOSE WHO WERE WITH ME BEHIND AND CRASHING INTO THE STATION!!!!!
no, that would be silly...

Wait patiently for the scan to complete

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #164 on: October 15, 2010, 08:40:29 pm »

you forgot checking to see if I got seen trying to flee captivity, I guess.
Also, Wall of Text #2, with cluster F bomb and the coding having a personality too.
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>Alright, I have no idea where I am. Map please.
Main Locations - [list]
>Right, so I'm here, making the docks over...
Would you like directions?
>NO I WOULD [Expletive Deleted] NOT LIKE DIRECTIONS!
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>Right, here's the docks... lets see if I can find a rig crappy enough that they would take me back to [Data Expunged]... [Expletive Deleted] THEY PUT A [Expletive Deleted] VIRUS IN MY [Expletive Deleted] CHASSIS THAT STOPS ME REFERENCING WHERE THE [Expletive Deleted] HQ is? WHAT KIND OF [Expletive Deleted] IDIOTIC [Expletive Deleted] PARANOID [Expletives Deleted] ARE THEY?
Was that a rhetorical question?
>Yes. It was. Stupid coding.
I heard that.
>Shut up.
Acknowledged.
>Well, I may be able to point it out in a star-chart.
Unlikely, as the Foundation is very thorough in their '[Expletive Deleted] Paranoia', as you put it.
>I thought I told you to shut up.
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Attempt to find cheap transport (transparent attempt to meet up with the rest of the group)
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