Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: The toughest dwarf I've ever seen  (Read 789 times)

Daetrin

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
The toughest dwarf I've ever seen
« on: October 12, 2010, 11:25:05 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

None of my other military have such amazing adjectives.
Logged
All you need to know about Ardentdikes
Quote from: mrbobbyg on December 12, 2010, 02:16:59 pm
It is really, really easy to flood this place with magma fwiw.

Doors stop fire, right?

Gergination

  • Bay Watcher
  • The world is on fire
    • View Profile
Re: The toughest dwarf I've ever seen
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2010, 11:28:38 am »
Needs more scars
Logged
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on October 30, 2009, 06:11:36 pm
With [SLOW_LEARNER], dwarves probably don't sit around and talk anymore. They just stand in the same corner altogether, staring at each other, sticking their bearded lips out trying to make sounds. And giggling when someone actually says a whole word.

Stenbein

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: The toughest dwarf I've ever seen
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2010, 11:48:44 am »
I have a militia commander who single handedly killed an entire siege of goblins despite my orders to stay inside and let the traps do the work. Later on when I was inspecting her I notice that she's been in splints the entire time. I picture the wooden bandages deflecting blows while she rips them apart... I don't know why but all the women I conscript seem to be badasses. 
Logged

Vicid

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: The toughest dwarf I've ever seen
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2010, 11:57:06 am »
Yeah but she has an iffy sense of music!
Logged

Psieye

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: The toughest dwarf I've ever seen
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2010, 12:03:28 pm »
That is indeed the most badass description of a dwarf I've seen in DF2010. I wonder what Morul's profile would have looked like if the stat caps of DF2010 weren't in place but the profile descriptions were...
Logged
Military Training EXP Analysis
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 25, 2011, 06:22:23 pm
Congrats, Psieye. This is the first time I've seen a derailed thread get put back on the rails.

Duriel

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: The toughest dwarf I've ever seen
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2010, 12:18:35 pm »
Speaking of badass dwarves...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

She's got over seventy kills, and nothing seems to be able to harm her.

And I also have a swordmaster who sliced a bronze colossus in half.
Logged
An invisible lurker.

I have a YouTube channel!

CapnUrist

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sure, it's safe to drink!
    • View Profile
Re: The toughest dwarf I've ever seen
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2010, 12:24:51 pm »
Can't sing, count, play music or talk well, but she'll certainly rip your spine out and slap you about with it.

Kinda wish this was my dwarf.
Logged
"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber [...] and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."