Alison: You spend 20 of Johnny's Build Grist to drop a prepunched card on his head, another 50 to place a Cruxtruder on his balcony, 30 to add an Alchemetizer in front of the front door and 50 to place a Card Puncher in his room, and a final 50 to add a Totem Lathe in his room.. Congrats, you've already blown 200 of his Grists already!
Gerett: You memorize the code for the blank card. 0000000000. Huh. You then fuck with Joanne's plumming, and plonk yout starters down in a similar fasion to Alison's.
Joanne: There is a lack of FAQ's. You may want to rectify that later. You also defile his pluming. Whoops.
Jack: You pester Joanne with the PDA that was in your pocket the whole time.
Johnny: You also pester Joanne.
*More chat...*
Karl: You obstruct Gerett's door with a totem lathe . You just wasted 50 good grists, damnit!
Jack: You elect to keep your PDA in your wallet, but still use your PC. You then proceed to lob Thuren's be out the window and put a Cruxtruder in it's place. That costs him 52 BUILD GRIST.
Thuren: You plop a Cruxtruder in Karl's living room, in such a way that it does not obsturct anything. Good job. You then procede to spin the wheelBANG. A glowing orange..... ball...? Comes out of the tube. Also, there is now a countdown timer set to 15 minutes. This is either very good or very bad.
Jack: You procede to blow another 20 build grist to deploy a pre-punched card. On his head.
Karl: You spin the wheelBANG. A purplish ball of light appears from it. And there's a timer, set to 7 minutes. This is either very good or very bad.
Alison: Johnny lacks any materials that you can BUILD with! Wait.... there's some imps by his front door. Maybe they know where to find some.
Jack: You successfully find a rifle and a Metro 2033 disk, but lack the items needed to alchemize-you would at LEAST need an Alchemetizer.
Yin: Shit goes flying everywhere. At the end of it, you get five units of COW PAT in it. You take note of the code as C0WP23FUN5
Wait, what does this even mean?
You have to be a bit more eloquent and literal than the real MSPA I think because there are, you know, no images.
I was being literal. You sent shit flying. And I mean, Shit.