Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Checks my pulse- yep I'm still alive. lol
"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
I find "good morning" contradictory
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs trips you again, and maybe helps you up.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you have your own little world, C&P
93 precent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of teh 7 percent that would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: stavri, danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Morgan WhiteFang, MelissaW, Yaaga(does a PSP count?).
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: stavri(Tsubomi, Shizuma, Nagisa, Miyuki, Chikaru, Kagome, Chiyo, Kanou Mizuho from Strawberry Panic!, yumi,sachiko,youko yoshino shimako,noriko from Maria-sama ga Miteru, himeko and chikane from Kannazuki no Miko, shizuru, natsuki, mai, mikoto, chie, aoi, haruka, yukino from Mai Hime/My Otome.). HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen), Morgan WhiteFang (Shizuma from Strawberry Panic!, Louis from The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice),MelissaW(Shizuma Hanazono, Ada Wong, Selvaria Bles, Sailor Neptune), Yaaga(Kari Kamiya when I was like 8, and probably too many to count since then. Mostly lolis... so moe...).
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!"
"Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me."
"I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!."
"A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them."
"I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile.
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will wish you were best friends.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at these because most of these things have already happened.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
People: Dogs must be on a leash at all times... Dogs: Grrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrrrrr Bark
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Take candy, not drugs.
Be insane... because well behaved people never made history.
Friendship is like peeing your pant. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
Caution, water on road during rain.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
Even the best fall down sometimes.
Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
Read my lips : Olive Juice: Thanks for listening, have a nice day.
Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.
Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
Beware the zombie flowers from BEYOND beyond the grave!
Love is tender and knows no gender.
Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.
A woman shouldn't have to die to be free from abuse.
Love couldn't be wrong.
Het...Yaoi...Yuri...Whatever...Love is love
There is nothing queer about loving another human being.
Marriage is about love...Not gender.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Teaching...It would be a great job...If it wasn't for the students.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
Procastination. The art of keeping up with yesterday.
OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Too Bad!
The stupid people have to stay on that side of the internet.
Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a q-tip again!
Dinosaurs aren't extinct...They're just hiding.
I earned a poking licence...So grumblebug can't bug meh...
Sex is not the answer...Sex is the question and yes is the answer.
Awww...The sky is crying...
Just because I am paranoid...Doesn't mean it's all not true...
When words fail...Music speaks.
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
Make awkward sexual advances...Not war.
Make love not war.
My stomach hurts because people keep trying to feed me crap, and I'm going to throw it all up in their faces.
Love: The crime we all commit.
Don't confuse me with your lies.
Sometimes it's okay to get a little crazy.
If your stomach feels weak- my job here is done.
Love me. Hate me. Whatever.
Music. It relieves my pain.
No music = No life.
Note to Self: I miss you terribly.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
It's a lot easier to say you're angry, than admit you are hurt.
Smile. Let every one see you're a lot more stronger than you were yesterday.
Don't try to be cute with me. I know you hate yourself. You would end your stupid lies now. But you're too spineless.
Life is like photography. You use the negatives to develop.
Sometimes you need a second chance, because time wasn't ready for the first.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about those from your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your present.
And there's nothing like the end, that makes you appreciate new beginnings.
In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.
Judge me- I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do- I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it- watch where I end up. Screw me over- And I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy- you really have no idea.
Awkward originality...Not avaliable in stores.
The truth hurts...So we lie.
Just be who you want to be, not what others want to see.
Laugh more. Gripe less. Ignore critics. Say yes to dessert. Love life.
You think you know me, but you have no freaking clue.
Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well-perserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "...Holy crap...What a ride!".
So we're a little crazy...That's how we roll.
Live a little. You can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
The only things in life you regret are the risks you didn't take.
Screw the haters, the jerks, the people out to get you. The whiners, the people who cheat you. The people who pretend to be your friend. Those who are purposely mean to you. Those who purposely lie. The hypocritical, the greedy, the decievers. Those who don't appreciate you.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around.
I know I've made a lot of mistakes, disappointments, and failures. I promise though there is a part of me still worth keeping.
The type of guy to burst out laughing in total silence about something that happend days, weeks, even months ago.
Everyday I smile and act like nothings wrong. It's called putting everything aside, and simply being strong.
"Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me."
"Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive."
He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"
"Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait."
"Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy."
"Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart."
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