Event: {2} - There have been rumors of the walking dead. As it is scientifically impossible for the dead to walk, this rumor may safely be discounted. Please continue watching this space for when the real journalists get back from break.
Dragnar: Imitate Tony Stark
{6} - Dragnar decides that the bullet in his chest is the greatest threat to his well-being. He proceeds to duck behind an overhang of discarded scraps, and uses them to build a futuristic mini-reactor, and jam it into his chest. It stabilizes the bullet, so long as it is in place and charged. Uses palladium.
{3} - One of the soldiers runs off. The other, {5 vs 1} distracted, loses initiative to the sentry gun. {3 vs 5} It misses, and he decides to shoot it. {1 vs 5} He accidentally shoots his fleeing companion instead, headshotting him.
Arc Reactor of Living gained: 100% charge
No bot listed in inventory!
Enemies: One soldier
Dwarf Midget: Get guns
{6} - Dave bashes down a door and ducks into the gun store across the street. Nobody's home, but there's an annoying alarm. No matter; it's looting time. He finally decides on a Spas-15, an RPG-7, and ammo. He straps the guns to his back and pockets the ammo. He pauses to consider the implications.
Sore throat: -1 charisma next turn.
Location: Gun Store
Alarm triggered
Combat shotgun [8/8] shells - May fire up to 3 rounds per turn, at -1 cumulative accuracy penalty after each round (First round at full accuracy, -1 to second, -2 to third)
24 shells - +2 accuracy at short range, +2 damage vs unarmored
16 slugs - Negates up to 2 armor
8 beanbags - Nonlethal. Limit one round fired per turn.
RPG-7 [1/1] - +3 accuracy to main target, possible damage to all in location, +1 damage vs non-heavy armor + 2 spare rockets
Frelock: Begin a drunken brawl
{5-2=3} - Bob starts a brawl by punching drunks. Soon, everyone in the party is involved. The police knock on the door, while shouting "This is the police! Open up!"
+1 brawler
Drunk (-2 to actions next turn)
Ochita: Grab gun and fire
{3} - Ochita tries to grab the soldier's gun, but realizes that the soldier has already left. Coward.
Balance regained!
HmM: Search for a portable hole
{5} - Success! The soldier escorts Nathan to a portable hole. They are unsure of what to do with it, or how to collect it.
+2 Ventriloquism
Location: Beside a portable hole, at the epicenter.
EddyP - Apologize to Xeno, ask for training with the book.
{5} - After half an hour of crying, Teddles finally manages to calm the man. He had stopped glowing after a few minutes. He knows nothing about the book, but appears to be greatly upset that his connection to his goddess appears to have been severed. He had been the avatar of her divinity, specifically chosen to help against Destiny by granting the power to save humanity to those who would save humanity. Now his mission is ruined, the power scattered, his divine knowledge fading rapidly. Oops.
+2 Diplomacy
Tarran - Grab ring of polymorph control with tentacles
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{6} - Tarran manages - barely - to grab the ring of gamebreaking power before it leaves his reach. He slips it onto a tentacle, and the random transformations stop.
Ring of Polymorph Control gained: May polymorph into a fully organic creature as a free action, once per turn, either as an action (roll determines power), or after an action. For a non-standard real or fantasy creature, a coin flip determines whether or not it is a possible transformation.
MrNuke - Vertically slice Frank in half
{2} - The blade seems to be quite dull. Frank, now sporting a headache, runs out of the office screaming about an attempted murder.
Mindmaker - Follow rude woman
{1} - Vincent tries following the woman who knocked him over, but she notices him after a few streets and begins screaming about you being a terrifying stalker. Several people who ignored the evacuation order give you angry looks.
Location: Near mall. Several near-hostile people are nearby.
Flintus10 - Call their club gay and leave
{1} - Some random middle-aged, bald guy overhears part of the conversation and asks Aaron out for dinner.