I forgot to mention it earlier, but I won't be double-checking character sheets most of the time. Instead, police each other - Note an error, get a reward. Note many errors, get more rewards. If I suspect somebody is trying to cheat, penalties will be given.
Dwarf Midget - First aid on glowing man
{4} - Dave cannot reach the glowing man to splint his arm, so he merely removes Cindy from the pile.
+1 First Aid XP
Location: At a street corner. Near glowing man.
EddyP - Bluff the doorman
{2} - "Password? Big Dave didn't tell me about no password!" The doorman scowls, opens the door, and reaches for Teddles. {1} In defense, he tries to hug the doorman, who snaps his arm, throws him to the ground inside the house (By the broken arm), and locks the door. The man Teddles was following is pointing a pistol at him from across the room. Three people appear to be inhaling sugar in the back room. Two burly men are sitting in beat-up chairs with their backs to him, watching football[American].
The followed man speaks. "You are either a complete idiot, or the most incompetent cop I've ever seen. You have ten seconds to convince me not to pull the trigger."
-2 HP
Right arm: Broken
Location: House full of friendly people who need hugs
Ochita - Will self away from the pile
{3-1} - Ochita thinks really hard about getting out of there, but receives a distracting elbow to the gut for his trouble.
Location: At street corner. Piled on glowing man.
Mindmaker - Get off pile and contemplate glowing man
{2} - Vincent tries standing, but only succeeds in elbowing people in the gut.
Location: At street corner. Piled on glowing man.
Frelock - Intimidate crowd into breaking up
{5} - Bob walks outside and finds the crowd. He yells at them to stop and go back to their lives, as he is a master of brawling, and will kill every single one of them if they don't. They quickly disperse.
+2 Intimidation XP
Location: Street
HmH - Join, then beep like a bomb
{3} - HmH joins, but can't seem to find Frelock. He briefly contemplates why he is piled on top of a glowing man, but is cut short by an elbow strike to the gut.
Location: At street corner. Piled on glowing man.
Tarran - Search the floor for a grenade
{5} - Tarran looks around, and finds a small package underneath a table. Opening it, because that's what adventurers do, he finds a set of grenades. Score!
+2 Floor Looter XP
+2 frag grenades
+1 flashbang grenade
+1 incendiary grenade
Location: Bar
Spade (What do you mean, Cindy isn't a male name?) - Get off the pile, then talk to the man
{1} - Cindy, unable to get off of the pile while not on the pile, throws herself onto the pile in order to get off of it. She fails to stand, due to a well placed elbow strike to the gut.
Location: At a street corner. Piled on glowing man.
Cappstv - Roll to yell very loudly about muffins
Content with his panicking, he rolls his die again, refers to the table once more, double-checks his roll and the table, then begins yelling about muffins. He yells so well that the bartender demands he stop. When he does not, he finds himself on the ground outside of the bar, face-down in a puddle of blood.
-1 HP
Location: Outside the bar
Flintus10 - Get revenge on the mob!
{1} - Aaron runs after a random person from the mob that trampled him. He quickly finds the person entering a run-down house. Upon approaching it, a doorman asks for the password.
Location: Outside a run-down house
Glowing man - Pray for survival!
{4} - After a mental prayer, the man finds himself teleported to a corner on the other side of the street. After a brief glance at his broken arm, he continues walking to the north.