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[granzteel]

So I accidentaly abandoned a near-100-populated fortress with lots of logs. I emberked there ad noticed that a wild bear is chasing me. Unprepared and naked, I desperately made my adventurer run for its life. But the bear is fast and when it's just three squares away, I found an oak log, picked it and smashed it to the beast's head, luckily knocking him unconscious! then I made the final judgement:

You grab the Bear by the throat with your right upper arm!
You place a chokehold on the Bear's throat!
You strangle the Bear's throat! (19x)
The Bear has suffocated to death.

[Knigel]

You know what you must do from this point on: that log must become your only weapon besides your own hands.

[granzteel]

You know what you must do from this point on: that log must become your only weapon besides your own hands.

yeah. thanks for the Misc. Objects User Profession 

[Kobold Troubadour]

You know what you must do from this point on: that log must become your only weapon besides your own hands.

yeah. thanks for the Misc. Objects User Profession 

Unless it's a particularly heavy log...it usually won't do that much hurtin'. But it is true that it's rather satisfying to actually knock out an opponent unconscious with just your fists & odd things.   

[Itnetlolor]

Impressive feat. Go to the nearest town and teach the womenfolk the reason for your carrying of the title 'Log Beater'.

That was manly.

[Untouchable]

Impressive feat. Go to the nearest town and teach the womenfolk the reason for your carrying of the title 'Log Beater'.

That was manly.

Indeed. I can't think of a manlier thing than to beat a beast, that was about to murder you, with a log.

Also the strangling of a bear but you can do that to a dragon also.

[Organum]

The fact that most living creatures are weak against suffocation is a design failure and does not diminish how manly it is to strangle one to death.

[rephikul]

The fact that most living creatures are weak against suffocation is a design failure and does not diminish how manly it is to strangle one to death.

Bust most living cretures need to breath to stay alive.

[vassock]

The fact that most living creatures are weak against suffocation is a design failure and does not diminish how manly it is to strangle one to death.

Bust most living cretures need to breath to stay alive.

Yeah but a regular adventurer would have difficulty strangling a dragon, conscious or unconscious.

[Malygon]

I guess you could make strangling harder by giving the throat some kind of protection like some collar humanoids could wear or the protection a dragons skin offers so that you either need to remove the protection or be strong enough to strangulate such enemies. Hey the game is still in alpha and seriously it wouldn't be as much fun if not for stuff like this.

[Knigel]

Even when strangling itself work, it still makes you completely vulnerable to enemy attacks since you can't dodge and are using up at least one arm.

[Untouchable]

Even when strangling itself work, it still makes you completely vulnerable to enemy attacks since you can't dodge and are using up at least one arm.

True. That's why you always drop them first and then choke the life out of them.

[FuzzyZergling]

Yeah but a regular adventurer would have difficulty strangling a dragon, conscious or unconscious.

When you strangle a dragon, you are not wrapping your arms around its neck.
No, that would be stupid and undwarvenly.
You are instead crawling into the dragon's throat and beating its lungs with your bare hands.

[granzteel]

When you strangle a dragon, you are not wrapping your arms around its neck.
No, that would be stupid and undwarvenly.
You are instead crawling into the dragon's throat and beating its lungs with your bare hands.

Hahaha. I hope they could find a way to make a creature travel into someone's body.