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Author Topic: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.  (Read 2033 times)

Untelligent

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That sounds tricky.
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2010, 03:11:43 pm »

Found Prepared Fly Brain? Is that like Found Cake?....Eat it, the force compells you to.
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2010, 03:12:47 pm »

oh god the cave is full of helmet snakes
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2010, 03:53:53 am »

It's funny when people find prepared fly brains in caves and all we say is "yeah, this happens ocassionally."

It's actually perfectly normal to find random food around caves.
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2010, 09:11:03 pm »

I think I remember actually finding a prepared fruit fly brain. Now that, must be tricky to prepare, if that's what you were talking about when you said "sounds tricky".
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2010, 09:25:20 pm »

What you have here is a giant that enjoys fly brains.
Being a giant, he eats only the brains of giant flies.
Therefore, the brain is average sized to you, which is why you can pick it up and eat it.
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2010, 11:40:50 pm »

What you have here is a giant that enjoys fly brains.
Being a giant, he eats only the brains of giant flies.
Therefore, the brain is average sized to you, which is why you can pick it up and eat it.
My logic is the best logic!
Shouldn't it's weight indicate its size?
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2010, 07:02:20 am »

Giant flies can't normally exist- If they were made of chitin and the usual fleshy bits. Therefore, giant flies are made of some kind of low density material. Maybe something like aerogel.


Therefore, the fly brain might weigh very little, but looks large.
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2010, 11:46:02 pm »

Giant flies can't normally exist- If they were made of chitin and the usual fleshy bits. Therefore, giant flies are made of some kind of low density material. Maybe something like aerogel.


Therefore, the fly brain might weigh very little, but looks large.

By that logic, giant cave spiders and giant desert scorpions should way as much as regular cave spiders and scorpions, but they don't.
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2010, 05:31:50 am »

What you have here is a giant that enjoys fly brains.
Being a giant, he eats only the brains of giant flies.
Therefore, the brain is average sized to you, which is why you can pick it up and eat it.
My logic is the best logic!
Shouldn't it's weight indicate its size?
Well, what weights more?
A kilogram of wheat, or a kilogram of lead?
Your logic got served
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2010, 09:18:00 pm »

Giant flies can't normally exist- If they were made of chitin and the usual fleshy bits. Therefore, giant flies are made of some kind of low density material. Maybe something like aerogel.


Therefore, the fly brain might weigh very little, but looks large.

By that logic, giant cave spiders and giant desert scorpions should way as much as regular cave spiders and scorpions, but they don't.

Don't be silly. A wizard Armok made those. Of course they don't weigh the same.
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Re: So I was looking around a cave entrance and found a prepared fly brain.
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2010, 03:50:51 pm »

Giant flies can't normally exist- If they were made of chitin and the usual fleshy bits. Therefore, giant flies are made of some kind of low density material. Maybe something like aerogel.


Therefore, the fly brain might weigh very little, but looks large.

By that logic, giant cave spiders and giant desert scorpions should way as much as regular cave spiders and scorpions, but they don't.

Not necessarily, flies need to maintan their ability to fly to survive, spiders and scorpions can have as much armor as they want as long as they have enough muscle mass to support themselves and the lungs/circulatory system to support said muscle tissue. Normal arthropods have copper-based blue blood which is inefficient, usually have inefficient breathing apparatus, and an open circulatory system, but if a species could change those things it could theoretically be just as successful as any vertebrate. They'd probably go extinct anyway, though.
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