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Author Topic: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life  (Read 5393 times)

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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2010, 06:22:04 pm »

I find this topic a little funny, because you could list almost anything.  Quick-saving and loading is at the top of my list, and it's happened a few times that I've woken up in a hurry and for a brief few seconds forgotten that mechanic doesn't exist in the real world.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2010, 06:33:46 pm »

Jump off of a cliff, land in front of someone, and put a shotgun shell in their face.

And you really could put anything.

I would also like to make pigs fly...
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2010, 10:19:31 pm »

Re-name other people ridiculous silly immature things.

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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2010, 02:23:30 am »

I have also occasionally attempted to save my game right before doing something risky.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2010, 02:43:44 am »

Fall a lethal distance, but at just the right moment, punch the ground to tell it I'm not taking any of its shit today, no siree, then proceed to survive uninjured.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2010, 05:35:44 am »

Recover from illness by hiding behind cover,
if it works with bullet wounds it would follow it would work with things like cancer
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2010, 05:39:04 am »

It's a little known fact that chest-high walls all have PhD's in medicine.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2010, 05:39:42 am »

Man, I've looked out at cars flashing past me and stood on the edge of a lethal drop and then jolted and gone 'no, wait, can't try that, no quickload.' It's like jumping whilst you're asleep except with nerd shame mixed in.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2010, 07:00:07 am »

1. Being able to cast extremely destructive magic.
2. Being able to control an empire that stretches over a quarter of the world's surface.
3. Being able to perfectly play progressive rock songs on drums.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2010, 07:11:30 am »

Being able to effortlessly hold thousands of cubic metres of stuff without any effort would be nice.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2010, 07:11:57 am »

Not having to go to the bathroom EVER
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2010, 10:24:27 am »

 Being able to open up the console.

 Really, this is all anybody would ever need ever. So long as you could open it up when dead it covers pretty much everything else.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2010, 10:26:12 am »

That really depends what functions you can input at the console.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2010, 10:28:28 am »

Drink a potion to instantly and fully heal any wound.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2010, 10:36:44 am »

That really depends what functions you can input at the console.
It's reality. I would hope we would have the basics that Oblivion had at least.
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