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KaguroDraven

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Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« on: October 10, 2010, 06:58:51 am »
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I ran up the empire state building in prototype and proceeded to elbow drop a tank, killing it.
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I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2010, 07:47:23 am »
To start the obvious:

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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2010, 08:36:45 am »
To continue on the even more obvious: Save & Restore game.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2010, 08:36:55 am »
Leading armies into battle.

(Technically you can do this in real life but you have to advance a fuckload of ranks and all you don't even get to lead the battle from the battlefield during the battle, its all a bunch of this crappy modern day urban warfare crap, I miss the good old days of orderly formations, infantry charges and flanking cavalry)
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2010, 08:41:37 am »
on the bright side, bear in mind that today you CAN give instant commands to your doodz in real time. Back in the times of clean, orderly formations you had to hope that your liutenaunts could remember the pre battle plan correctly, and the possibilities of changing them afterwards were pretty limited.
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Quote from: fqllve on September 08, 2011, 11:56:27 am
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2010, 08:44:27 am »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on October 10, 2010, 08:36:45 am
To continue on the even more obvious: Save & Restore game.
This. At least the reloading, saving is done way to much already.

Oh, and fornicate with green skinned space babes.
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2010, 08:46:15 am »
Quote from: scriver on October 10, 2010, 08:44:27 am
Oh, and fornicate with green skinned space babes.
Well of course, that's as obvious as reloading.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2010, 09:02:50 am »
Well this one time while playing "I have candy get in the van" I really... What's that black van doing outside??
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2010, 09:24:17 am »
I'd quite like the ability to run around, vaulting over parked cars and grinding down stair rails at rightangles, while someone is yelling "PERFECT" at me at regular intervals.
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2010, 10:18:57 am »
Build a giant fortress populated with short people.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2010, 10:23:38 am »
Give up and play something else.
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2010, 11:10:13 am »
Quote from: Leafsnail on October 10, 2010, 10:23:38 am
Give up and play something else.

This is what I do in all my games. If only life was so easy.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2010, 11:12:29 am »
Quick Save.

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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2010, 11:18:32 am »
Walk around armed to the teeth and not have people look at me funny/run away screaming/call in the army.
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Re: Things you have done in games you wish you could do in Real Life
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2010, 11:27:08 am »
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