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dwarfguy2

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #60 on: October 12, 2010, 05:08:34 pm »

I'm talking to CF.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #61 on: October 12, 2010, 05:09:59 pm »

I throw a anti-moon thingie at the moon and knock it down onto Lillipad.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #62 on: October 12, 2010, 05:12:14 pm »

I run up and stuff wolfsbane into the wear wolfs mouth. That way whenever he transforms he will be violently sick.

Thus turning the moon into a bad thing.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #63 on: October 12, 2010, 05:14:28 pm »

You do realize that I could just spit the stuff out, right?
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #64 on: October 12, 2010, 05:16:54 pm »

Not really.

You can try to throw it up but there is still going to be some in your system.
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Lillipad

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2010, 05:18:43 pm »

Unless I chewed, and digested the wolfsbane there wouldn't be any reason for it to be in my system.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2010, 05:23:05 pm »

Aklyon continues to feel the need to one-up his rival. He raises his hands, and creates the opposite of the moon: the sun!
He throws it straight towards the moon, where they both collide. The moon falls down onto the ground while turning to ashes.
The sun now shines brightly in the sky. The point givers don't like the heat much, but they still give you a few points for the destruction.
Every other turn, the sun will shine so bright that it will weaken the undead, making their actions likely to fail. This will begin on Aklyon + Cript's next turn. (Turn being the same team going again.)

Criptfeind dashes over to Mr. Lillipad, with some wolfsbane in his hand.
He somehow manages to pry open his enemy's jaw while stuffing the plant down the wolf's throat.
It causes him to cough a little bit, but it would have been more effective if he had been a wolf at the time. The beast swallows the little bit of plant not already in his stomach. Only a few points are earned for the great show of speed and strength.

Score:
W to K
« Last Edit: October 12, 2010, 05:28:39 pm by Spade »
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2010, 05:23:59 pm »

It will be there.

In your stomach.

You are going to digest some of it. But throw up most I guess. But that is fine, a way for me to waste your turn and get me some points.

Oh wait.

Shit. If the moon was not gone it would have gone much better.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2010, 05:24:35 pm »

HADOKEN!

Or, failing that, FIR3!
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Criptfeind

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #69 on: October 12, 2010, 05:25:25 pm »

Wait... Sun+Vampire=?
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #70 on: October 12, 2010, 05:27:11 pm »

Oops.

I knew I forgot something.
I was hoping someone would make a sun to cause that reaction, but I completely forgot about it.
I'll edit the post.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #71 on: October 12, 2010, 05:28:18 pm »

I'll freeze the sun, then hurl it at Criptfiend.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #72 on: October 12, 2010, 05:30:16 pm »

You can't freeze the sun!

We're trying to be realistic!  :P
(That would be a pretty bad action unless you want tons of water poured all over you.)
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #73 on: October 12, 2010, 05:31:01 pm »

(Should have let him do it)
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #74 on: October 12, 2010, 05:31:59 pm »

I bet all that water would have completely missed you and Aklyon.
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