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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #105 on: October 13, 2010, 08:53:16 pm »

Mr. Lillipad tries to take advantage of his strength, and curls up his fists.
He tosses a few punches at Aklyon, but they all miss. It doesn't look like this bright sun is helping anyone's accuracy.
It was pretty funny, so he'll earn some points.

Von tries to cast one of his strongest spells, but he can feel the sun weakening him. He accidently leaves out the letter 'r' while casting his spell!
The spell tries to correct itself, and forms itself into the word 'Mento.' A giant mento mint falls from the sky, crashing into the floor.
Everything smells delicious now.
He'll definitely earn some points for the freshness.

Score:
I to U
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Aklyon

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #106 on: October 13, 2010, 08:56:33 pm »

I make a +8 ring of strength,and put it on so I can wield the table then I whack whoevers closest with my super awesome spiked table.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #107 on: October 13, 2010, 08:56:59 pm »

I'll join the waiting list.
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Criptfeind

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #108 on: October 13, 2010, 09:14:51 pm »

I fire silver crossbow bolts at the werewolf.
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Spade

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #109 on: October 13, 2010, 09:16:23 pm »

Oh yeah, almost forgot:

IT IS NOW REALLY DARK AND ECLIPSY

Mr. Lillipad is now a werewolf.
He's probably going to die.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #110 on: October 13, 2010, 09:23:37 pm »

Wolfsbane. YES
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #111 on: October 14, 2010, 04:09:08 pm »

Ah, put me on the waiting list too, this is awesome.
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I've had my name said wrong at least 10 times so far in my whole forum life.
Oh, HORROR! This is clearly a travesty of untold proportions! The typo gods truly have brought their wrath down upon this poor man!

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #112 on: October 14, 2010, 04:10:36 pm »

I'm wondering when Spade will update the opposing team's turn. I'm kind of waiting to see if I die, or not.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #113 on: October 14, 2010, 04:28:24 pm »

I wonder where the points will go soon. Roman numerals? Morse code? Colours? Animals? Types of stone? Mathematical constants? Favourite movies?

Edit: Accented letters? ASCII art? Gooooooooogles?
« Last Edit: October 14, 2010, 04:30:12 pm by qwertyuiopas »
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #114 on: October 14, 2010, 04:29:48 pm »

My bet's on Morse code.
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Aklyon

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #115 on: October 14, 2010, 04:43:25 pm »

this is bay12.
Im betting on kinds of rock.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #116 on: October 14, 2010, 04:56:32 pm »

Aklyon continues working on his crafting, even though there's a vampire in front right in front of him.
He creates a ring of +8 strength, which doesn't quite turn out how he expected. The ring has a durability of +8, which means it will be pretty hard to break. This fine piece of craftsmanship deserves some nice points.

Criptfeind takes out his crossbow, and loads it with bolts shaped like crossbows with crossbow shaped bolts in them.
Zing! They fly the ten inches that seperated him from the werewolf, lodging themselves in the beast's chest. Instead of spilling blood, out comes all the wolfsbane. Mr. Lillipad will have to patch that up quick before blood starts coming out.
Criptfeind will earn some points for his marksmanship.

For some reason, Mr. Lillipad doesn't die.

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I to S
Spoiler: hehehehhe (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: October 14, 2010, 04:58:46 pm by Spade »
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Aklyon

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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #117 on: October 14, 2010, 05:00:59 pm »

hmm...
how could I use that...

Ahah!
« Last Edit: October 14, 2010, 05:07:57 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #118 on: October 14, 2010, 05:04:47 pm »

Thank you Deus ex Machina. I'll patch up my wounds. If that doesn't take the entire turn then have me bite off Aklyon's good crafting hand.
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Re: Calvinball
« Reply #119 on: October 14, 2010, 05:07:01 pm »

Use my castlevania-style teleport powers to get the ball and head into the phoenix zone for the guacamole bonus.
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