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dwarfguy2

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Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« on: October 09, 2010, 05:30:07 pm »
You are some random kid. You live in the suburb, and crave some excitement. So you decided... to become the guy. You stand on a building. What is your NAME?
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Frajic

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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2010, 06:12:07 pm »
Your name is The Boy.

Roll to see if you won't get killed before you even start.
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2010, 06:40:56 pm »
Yes, your name is the boy!

Keep an eye out for apples cherries "delicious fruit".
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2010, 06:41:57 pm »
You are a boy. You may choose three powers/items. The Guytlet shall be merciless. Heart-wretching. Possibly even enough to drive the gods themselves insane. But you must preserve. You must be what Ryu hayabusa, Scrooge mcduck, Mike haggar, vic viper, and Bowser were. You must be... the guy.
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2010, 07:02:39 pm »
Cape of the Double Jump
Delicious Shield
A Cat is Fine Too
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2010, 07:03:30 pm »
Gun of Limitless Ammo
Cape of Double Jump
Ring of Limitless Respawns and Supreme Vulnerability
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2010, 07:23:26 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on October 09, 2010, 07:03:30 pm
Ring of Limitless Respawns
No need! The ancients know that even with infinite retries and numerous save points, the guytlet is still a challenge where you can prove yourself.
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2010, 07:33:55 pm »
Musket of unlimited ammunition
Mukluks of flight
Mitts of Falcawn Paunch!
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2010, 07:37:15 pm »
Wine of the good tasting,
Cup of the plastic,
Straw of the drinking.
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2010, 07:37:55 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on October 09, 2010, 07:03:30 pm
Gun of Limitless Ammo
Cape of Double Jump
Ring of Limitless Respawns and Supreme Vulnerability Amulet of Not Dieing After One Hit
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2010, 07:40:40 pm »
15-foot Wooden Pole
Titanium Cooking Pot
Portable Stove

We are going to boil the shit out of those Delicious Fruit.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2010, 09:18:38 am by MetalSlimeHunt »
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Frajic

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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2010, 04:08:09 am »
Ring of Luck +1
Boots of super-jump
A suit
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2010, 08:55:15 am »
You have:
THE AMULET OF 2-HIT! (Will break and never come back after one use)
THE GUN OF MORE AMMO THEN YOU CAN SHAKE A FRACTAL STICK AT!
AND THE CAPE OF DEFYING GRAVITY EVEN MORE THAN USUAL!

You stand in a forest. There are fruits in the trees. What do you do?
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2010, 09:39:08 am »
The fruit is a diversion. Sure it's deadly, but we expect to die from it, so there's another obstacle. Without moving, try to see any sharp-looking sticks or rocks in the ground.

Shoot the fruit, just because.
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Re: Roll to WANNA BE THE GUY!
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2010, 11:33:48 am »
Darn it, I was hoping for the cat.
Jump to the height of the fruit, to trick it into firing itself at you.
If nothing happens shoot it.
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