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Seventh Turn
Phantom
Research:None.
Army: You invade Panama. The country hastily mobilize some forces and make a stand behing the canal.
GDI Army: 1 Marine
Panaman Army: 1 Milita
Result: You lose. Like. a lot. I mean, some men did come back, but not thei limbs. Ouch. (You rolled a 18 against a 93)
Diplomacy: (68) You try to convince the United State not to attack you. You only get an informal call back from Obama and he has to hide himself from GOP Congressmen. I guess he won't bother you anytime soon.
You create one Division of Regular in Poland.
Research: You launch your rocket prototype. Someone forgot to disable the missile software, and it crash on some civilian. The incident is covered as a terrorrist attack and a new prototype is under way. I guess that's science!
Production: You create one Infantry Divisions in Egypt.
Research:-Your scientists improve the techniques: your genetic monster are now funny to look at. It's still useless, but CCTV tapes of your labs are quickly becoming Internet memes.
Army:
Malawian Army: 1 Militia
Evil Army: 1 Bomber, 1 Infantry Division.
Your bombers smash the Malawian Army's positions (24+18 vs. 39+4-4), but will need some revisions before fighting again.
Zimabbwean Army: 1 Militia
Evil Army: 2 Infantry Divisions, 1 Bomber
Your bombers are heavily damaged (64+18 vs 92+4-4) whithout doing much damage, but your Infantry fare much better (71+18 vs. 73+4-4) You own Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwean Army:
Production: You build a unit of Light Tank in Lebanon.
Army:
Your scout fly over Cyprus (64), and locate one Infantry Divison. However, you were noticed, and they prepare themselves for defense (They'll get +2 if you invade them in the next few turns).
NOD: 3 Infantry Division, 1 Milita
Syrian: 3 Militias
Your well armed troops go through Syria like a white-hot knife through (soft) butter. It was so easy you had difficulty stopping before Turkey. (40+26 vs 53+4, 32+26 vs. 23+4, 23+26 vs. 13+4)
Your superior troops quickly dispatch the Jordanians. King Abdullah II mange to escape to neighbouring Iraq, but you control the country.
Research: Your scientists were former DF players. They develloped an AWESOME Orbital Strike System based on tower and magma pomps, but it's useless since it require you to build a tower over your ennemies.
Army:
Malgach Forces: 3 Infantry Divisions
Mozabian Army: 1 Militia
Teaching you men to swin would have been a good idea. Or at least buying them boats. I mean, 2 divisions drowned before landing (5+16-2 vs 72+4 and 20+16-2 vs 71+4) but the last one did a good job of invading, pillaging and the usuals (62+16-2 vs 28+4). I guess you could call that natural selection. You also entrench your troops on Madagascar, which will give them a bonus, but mean you cannot attck witht hem until you "disentrench" them (that take a turn).
1. Phantom
Player: Phantom
Name: G.D.I. Northern Command.
Leader: Commander Phantom.
Color: Grey
Revenue: $1000
Money: $0
Territories:
-Alaska (500$/turn): 1 Infantry Divisions, 1 Transport Ship
-Japan (500$/turn): 2 Infantry Divisions
-Costa Rica (50$/turn) 1 Transport Ship,
Technologies:
-GDI Body Armor
2. USEC_OFFICER
Name:The Sovereign Nation of Free Poland
Leader:JAROSŁAW
Color: Maroon
Revenue: $555
Money: $110
Territories:
-Poland (500$/turn):4 Infantry Divisions
-Lithuania (55$/turn): 1 Infantry Divison
Technology:
-Military Indoctrination
-GDI Body Armor
3. ragnarok97071
Name:The Mordorian Empire
Leader:Ragnarok I
Color:Beige
Units: 4 Infantry Divisions.
Revenue: $1027
Money: $119
Territories:
Egypt (500$/turn): 3 Infantry Divisions
Saudi Arabia (438$/turn): 2 Infantry Divisions
Sudan (89$/turn): 2 Infantry Divisions, 1 Militia
Techs:
Gauss Ships
4. RAM
Name:The Evil Empire
Leader:RAM
Color: Blue
Revenue: $678
Money Available: $75
Territories:
South Africa (500$/turn): 2 Bombers (2 Resting)
Lesotho (3$/turn):
Swaziland (5$/turn):
Namibia (19$/turn):
Botswana (22$/turn):
Zambia (26$/turn):
Angola (85$/turn):
Malawi (9$/turn):1 Infantry Division
Zimbabwe (9$/turn): 2 Infantry Divisions
Technologies:None
5. Archangel
Name:The Brotherhood of NOD
Leader:Kane
Color:Red
Revenue: $683
Money Available: $50
Territories:
-Israel (500$):
-Palestine (23$):
-Lebanon (54$/turn): 1 Scout, 1 Light Tank
-Jordan (46$/turn):
-Syria (60$/turn):3 Infantry Divisios, 1 Militia
Technologies:
-Scouts
-GDI Body Armor
-NOD Laser Rifles
6. Demonic Spoon
Name:The United State of Madagascar
Leader:Demonic spoon
Color:Purple
Revenue: $518
Money: 0$
Territories:
Madagascar (500$/turn): 1 Infantry Division, entrenched
Mozambique (18$/turn):1 Infantry Division
Archangel: 1 infantry unit. But like everything else in the game, it is likely to get modified once someone use it, as I adjust it.