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Voting closed: November 06, 2010, 04:46:33 pm

[Phantom]

What? Everyone get's crappy rolls except for USEC!?
Bloody cock-suck bull crap!
Bah, I'm gonna go beat the shit out of 1 of my advisers...
Starting with my Military Adviser.

Revenue: $1342

Administration: I order my troops to kill my Military Adviser. Hold Research Adviser and gun point and make him do something moderately useful for the cause.

Research:
-$1342, On hold.

Armies: Jump Jet Troopers invade Belize from Cuba. 2 Regulars and a Marine group from Cuba load up on the Transport, dock in Honduras, and march over to Guatemala.

Other:
Ghost Fang Brotherhood gets the ability to train troops in Japan.

[V-Norrec]

Question sir.  if I were to invade Maylasia, would I need transports to the island part or would we pretend it was all connected?

[Phantom]

Question sir.  if I were to invade Maylasia, would I need transports to the island part or would we pretend it was all connected?

Hey, don't you attack the producers of my favorite Energy Drink.

[Sheb]

Demonic Spoon: Economic Education rise the cap on investment. It is also a prerequisite for most (if not all) the economic techs. Actually, you've been researching that for the last few turns.

Phantom: Hubris also got some awesome rolls invading Finland (which was defended by 1 ranger and 1 regulars) with a destroyer.

V-Norrec: You'll get it. Either that, or I'd consider it not to exist/to belong to Indonesia.

Actually I feel this planter got too many islands for my own taste. Time for global warming?

[Phantom]

Just merge them all into the GREAT PACIFIC ISLAND UNION.

I also wonder how 5 division of troops managed to fit into one Cocktail Bar.

[V-Norrec]

If I merge Brunei and Maylaysia and Indonesia, Papau New Guina, and Micronesia, will you keep the islands?

[Sheb]

Well, it's mostly that I lack a decent mechanisms for managing lots of islands. For the moment, let's say that you'll get the islands together with mainland Malaysia.

Phantom: Well, they had one month to drink, so they didn't go all at the same time. Plus the Jump Jet Troopers could hover above the crowd to the bar.

[Johnfalcon99977]

umm.... Alex Juli does not talk like that and I am not going to attack any superpowers any time soon...

[Sheb]

Explain that to the journalists.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Ok heres my turn.

Name: The New Roman Empire
Leader: Alex Juli
Revenue: 1800$
Money: 500$
Territories:
-Italy (500$/turn): 4 Regulars
Other: "Friends of America": 1300$/turn, 10 turns left.

Armies: 2 Regulars entrench at Italy, just in case Ragnarok wasn't joking about invading me. Sure, It will will slow down my advance in the Balkans but its better not to be the first country to lose its homeland on the frist month it was created. Also, the other Regulars invade Switzerland and Solvenia.

Research: Spend 1100$ into Electromagnetic Projectile Devices (Should be pure sicence tech that will unlock Railguns, Gauss guns and Mass drivers)
 
Domestic: Build 2 Bunkers in Italy ($400)

Recuitment: Train 2 Regulars in Italy ($800)

Edit: Almost forgot!

Other: Find the journalist that made me sound retarded and have him, in order:
1. Beaten
2. Torutered with hot metal
3. Taunted
4. Deskined
5. Leave to hang in the cold, naked.

Kill any people coming from The Ghostfang Brotherhood without remorse or regret.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Revenue: $4624
Money: $94
Production: One unit of Regulars in Sweden ($400)
                One unit of Marines in Sweden ($800)
                Two units of Marines in the Netherlands ($1600)
                Three units of Regulars in the Netherlands ($1200)
                One unit of Bombers in the Netherlands ($700)
Movement: 1 unit of Marines and Bomber from Germany move to Poland.
                2 units of Regulars from Germany will move to Demark.
                1 unit of Marine from Germany will move to Austria.
End Money: $18 (Just made it)

Also, I'll update when I'm feeling less lazy. Less. Lazy.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Sheb, you may want to update the techs shown in the OP. If not, at least add a list of all the techs in the turn posts.

[V-Norrec]

Finances
Savings:  $15
Revenue:  $1,623
Payments:  $0
Total Funds:  $1,638

Recruitment:  $700
Research:  $600
Investment:  $200
Total Expenditures:  $1,500
Savings:  $138

Military
2 Regulars and 1 Light Tank from Thailand invades Malaysia (Singapore counts as part of Malaysia since it's a micronation, right?)
1 Destroyer from Thailand invades Brunei

Recruitment

1 Unit of Bombers in Thailand ($700)

Research

Spend $600 researching Super-AIDS delivery devices or biological warfare if need be.

Investment

Invest $200 in Vietnam to stabilize the Dong (IT'S THE CURRENCY THERE!!!)

Other
If Brunei and Malaysia are both successfully taken over, combine them to form, Brunysia!!!

If test subjects are needed for the Super AIDS delivery devices, use Prostitutes.  Then, give them a one-way ticket to Italy and watch the AIDS infection rate in Italy climb.

Send Artillery Platforms to C.E.O. Morgan.

[ggamer]

PRODUCTION:
produce> Nyenkovich attack helicopter 750€
produce> 2 perybim troops 800€

TREASURY:

Starting: 2000

SPENDING: 1550€

end up with: 450€

MILITARY:
MOTHER FUCKING UZBEKISTAN WILL FALL!
(all available forces not produced this round invade uzbekistan)

DIPLOMACY:

Spoiler: letter to alex juli, ruler of italy: (click to show/hide)

Dear alex,
Those who hunger for conquest make less friends than those who don't.
pass into asia and I will murder you personally.
Otherwise, i'm sure we'll make nice friends.

sincerely,
Victor Prosky

[Iituem]

V-Norrec:  We'll continue our research treaty next month.  I'd rather spend this one restructuring the economy a little more carefully.


Territories

- Sierra Leone (800$/turn): 4 Regulars (2 Entrenched), Battle Accountants, 1 Manual Turrets
- Guinea-Conakry (411$/turn): 1 Manual Turrets
- Liberia (222$/turn): 1 Manual Turrets, 1 Regulars
- Côte d'Ivoire (47$/turn):
- Guinea-Bissau (0$/turn):

Bonus Income (American Aid): $750
Bonus Income (Loan): $500


Wealth

Revenue: $2230
Savings: $40
Investment: -$2300
Construction: -$400

Remainder: $70


Investment: Plough $2000 into developing the Financial Centre of Sierra Leone as a hub of commerce and industry for the surrounding nations.

Plough $300 into restructuring the agricultural industry in Guinea-Bisseau.

Construction: Construct an Artillery Platform in Sierra Leone.


Tech

Research:  Temporarily on hold.


'Armies'

Battle Accountants take a break for the moment.

2 Regulars move from Sierra Leone - one to Cote d'Ivoire, the other to Guinea-Bisseau as a temporary measure.

Tolley's International Initiatives Affecting Financial Havens defines an 'offshore financial centre' as 'a politically correct term for what used to be called a tax haven.'  Tolley qualifies this by adding that 'the use of this term makes the important point that a jurisdiction may provide specific facilities for offshore financial centres without being in any general sense a tax haven'.

Ahmed Zorome in the IMF Working Paper/07/87 deteremines that; "An OFC is a country or jurisdiction that provides financial services to nonresidents on a scale that is incommensurate with the size and the financing of its domestic economy."

However you define it, an OFC brings wealth into the country and acts as a hub for international trade and development.  By restructuring our tax codes, privacy laws and providing capital for infrastructure development, we can turn Sierra Leone's not unimpressive financial sector into a powerhouse of global commerce.  Multiple international banks have already expressed interest in the venture, as well as oligarchs and those citizens of wealth and power that have a vested interest in keeping their money secure in these most dangerous times.

- Dr Gayle Nambala, Director of Economic Developments