Turn XXVIIII
April 2013
HeadlinesNew York Times:Italy annexedUsing its experience of amphibious operation, the Brotherhood of NOD finished annexing Italy today, despite losing a battleship. Switzerland offered 50$ as a thank you present.
El Pais: Moon-based gun operational, Sauron say.“Three Guns on fighter-bombers under the sky
Seven in their missiles in the hall of stones
Nine for the Italians doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Gun to rule them all, One Gun to find them,
One Gun to target them all and in a flash of light nuke them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.”Frankfurter Allgemeine: Palin goes hysteric about BFLG.Answering a question about Sauron’s BFLG, President Palin appeared to have lost her nerves. Broking into tears, she started shouting “Of Course it’s dangerous! But they won’t have my precious!” Evacuated by the secret service, she wasn’t heard from again in the afternoon. An executive order from the Oval Office announced that the U.S. were to step out of the U.N. and to go into Defcon 1.
Player: Phantom
Name: G.D.I. Northern Command.
Leader: Commander Phantom.
Revenue: $1395
Money: $1395
Territories:
-Alaska (507$/turn): 2 Regulars (1 Ent.), 1 Transport Ship, 5 Militia
-Japan (500$/turn): 2 Destroyers, 1 Regulars
-Bahamas (19$/turn):
-Dominican Republic of Haiti (63$/turn):1 Militia
-G.D.I. Southern Command (239$/turn): G.D.I.S. Liberation (Destroyer), 1 Militia (Ent.), 3 Regulars (1 Ent., 2 Resting), 1 Transport, 1 Light Tank, 1 Jump Jet Troopers (Resting), 1 Marine Resting)
-Cuba (67$/turn): 3 Regulars, 1 Marines
Technologies:
Pure Science:
-Advanced Psychology
-Basic Rocket Science
-Multi-Legged Walkers
-Bipedal Walkers
Applied Science:
-Jump Jet Troopers
-Basic Psy-Ops
-Advanced Psy-Ops
-Militia Body Armor
-Titan Mk. I
Armies: The Norwegians welcome your arrival as it means the end of the anarchy that reigned here and the departure of the remains of the British army, now mere bandits. However, the damage done to the economy is terrible and only a fraction of the country’s wealth is still there.
Research: Your immense wealth allow you to hire the best physicists on earth, giving your science establishment as perfect an understanding of modern physics as currently possible.
Name:The Sovereign Nation of Free Poland
Leader:JAROSŁAW
Revenue: $5124
Money: $924
Territories:
-Poland (500$/turn):1 Regulars (Ent.),
-Lithuania (55$/turn): 1 Regulars (Ent.)
-Czech Republic (242$/turn): 1 Regulars (Ent.)
-Slovakia (88$/turn): 1 Regulars (Ent.)
-Austria (374$/turn): 1 Regulars (Ent.),
-Hungary (138$/turn): 1 Regulars (Ent.)
-Germany (1676$/turn): 7 Marines, 2 Light Tanks, 2 Bombers, 3 Regulars
-Denmark (313$/turn): 1 Regulars
-Sweden (443$/turn): 1 Marines, 1 Regulars (Ent.), 1 Transport Ship
-The Netherlands (795$/turn): 2 Bomber, 6 Regulars, 2 Marines
-Great-Britain (500$/turn): 4 Marines, 1 Transport
-Norway (144$/turn):3 Marines, 1 Bomber, 1 Regulars
Technology:
Pure Science:
-Basic Particle Theory
-Advance Particle Theory
Applied Science:
-Military Indoctrination
-Flechette Weapons
-Flechette Rounds
Awesome:You finish the BFLG! Your enginner even managed to fit 2 slugs in the last rocket!
Research:No progress is made on lunar exploitation. It seems like you’ll have to ship ammo up there by rocket for now.
Name:The Mordorian Empire
Leader:Dark Lord Sauron
Revenue: $1522
Money: $0
Territories:
-Egypt (693$/turn): 1 Regulars, 1 Commando, 1 Destroyers,
-Sudan (139$/turn): 1 Regulars, 2 Militia
-Lybia (77$/turn): 3 Regulars
-Oman (175$/turn):
-Saudi Arabia (438$/turn): 1 Regulars
-On the Moon: Big Fucking Lunar Guns, 2 Slugs
Techs:
Pure Science:
-Gauss I
-Basic Rocket Science
-Advanced Rocket Science
-Super Advanced Rocket Science
-Space Capsule
-Space Station
-Engineering
Applied Science:
-Gauss Ships
-BFLG (Big Fucking Lunar Gun)
Research: By integrating weapons factories and clone breeding pods and specially adjusting weapons to your clones allowing you to give tailored equipment to every single of your clone.
Navy: You start bombing the Brazilian Forces, but without any Madascarian attack to distract them, the Brazilians are soon able to heavily damage your battleship, that barely makes it to Buenos Aires.
Army: You absorb Kenya.
Name:The Evil Empire
Leader:RAM
Revenue: $1297
Money Available: $200
Territories:
-Central African Republic (2$/turn):
-Congo:(73$/turn):2 Militia (Ent.), 1 Manual Turret
-Mozambique (61$/turn):
-Hot-Dog Stand (75$/turn):
-Angola (88$/turn): 2 Transport Ship
-Namibia (20$/turn):
-Tanzania: (45$/turn):
-United South Africa (592$/turn):2 Militia (1 Ent.)
-Botswana (23$/turn): Secret Underground Complex
-Cameroon (44$/turn):
-Nigeria (173 $/turn)
-Niger (6$/turn):
-Chad (14$/turn):
-Mauritania (6$/turn):
-Gabon (22$/turn):
-Equatorial Guinea (29$/turn): 1 Destroyer
-Kenya (50$/turn): 1 Ranger, 1 Militia
-Argentina: 1 Gauss Ship (Resting)
Technologies:
Pure Science:
-Engineering
Applied Science:
-Military Indoctrination
-Gauss Ships
-Underground Research Complex
-High-Tech Research Equipment
-Manual Turrets
-Clone Division
Research:Your scientists draw up plans for special robots, but no one has been able to make a fully automated factory yet.
Operation Pallid:You engage the Iranian along the whole borders, resulting in spread-out but light casualties. Once their lines are overrun by the militia, your Tick Armored Corp go for the kill in Tehran.
Operation Hunter: Your plan quickly shatter when the N.S.S. Halo is sunk by an anti-ship missile while approaching Sicily. Without the battleship’s gun to supress enemy artillery, the landing is a bloody affaire. Once on the land however, your troops quickly shatter the Roman’s resistance and send them retreating to Slovenia.
Name:The Brotherhood of NOD
Leader:Kane
Revenue: $4151
Money:$50
Territories:
-Jordan (46$/turn):1 Militia (Ent.)
-Syria (60$/turn): 1 Regulars (Ent.),
-Iraq (259$/turn): 2 Militia (2 Ent.), 1 Scout
-Turkey (615$/turn): 1 Militia (1 Ent.), 1 Regular (1 Ent.)
-Greater Israel (739$/turn): 2 Regular ( Ent.), 1 Militia (Ent.), 2 Bunkers
-Spain (1000$/turn): 1 Regulars (Ent.)
-Portugal (228$/turn):1 Regulars (Ent.)
-Morocco (106$/tun):1 Regulars (Ent.)
-Algeria (159$/turn):1 Regulars, 1 Transport
-Azermenia (79$/turn): 2 Regulars (2 Ent.)
-Iran (360$/turn):7 Militias (7 Resting), 1 Rangers (Resting), 1 Tick Tank
-Italy (500$/turn): 2 Bunkers, 1 Laser Tank (Resting), 1 Tick Tank (Resting), 4 Commandos (2 Resting), 2 Regulars (1 Resting), 3 Transports
Technologies:
Pure Science:
-Cool Laser
-Cooler Laser
-Coolest Laser
-Batteries I
-Batteries II
-Advanced Psychology
-Robotics I
Applied Science:
-Scouts
-NOD Laser Rifles
-Militia Body Armor
-Basic Psy-Ops
-Advanced Psy-Ops
-Tick Tanks
-Laser Tank
Name:The United Empire of Madagascar
Leader:Demonic spoon
Revenue: $2531
Money: $26
Territories:
Madagascar (530$/turn): 3 Commandos (3 Ent.)
Western Province: (244$/turn) : 3 Militia (Ent.), 1 Regulars
Colombia (229$/turn): 2 Regulars (2 Entrenched), 1 Bunker, 1 Commando
Northern Province (418$/turn): 3 Regulars (2 Ent.), 2 Commandoes
Bolivia (69$/turn): 1 Regulars (1 Ent.), 1 Marines, 1 Commando
Chile (162$/turn): 1 Militia (Ent.), 1 Transport Ship
Madagascan Guiana (20$/turn): 1 Marines, 1 Regulars, 1 Militia
Southern Province (570$/turn):3 Militia (3 Ent.), 3 Marines , 1 Commando
Paraguay (51$/turn): 1 Commando, 2 Regulars (1 Ent.)
Technologies
Pure Science:
Economic Education
Other: "Friends Of America": 300$/turn, 6 turns left.
Research: Your plans for Automated Factories have not progressed by a inch. Rumors has it some spy from N.O.D. a sabotaging your effort.
Name: Morgan Industries
Leader: C.E.O. Nwabudike Morgan
Color: Gold
Revenue: $2727
Money: $69
Territories:
- Sierra Leone (1232$/turn): 2 Regulars (2 Entrenched), 1 Battle Accountants, 2 Manual Turrets, 1 Artillery Platform
- Guinea-Conakry (411$/turn): 1 Manual Turrets
- Liberia (222$/turn): 1 Manual Turrets, 1 Regulars
-Côte d'Ivoire (47$/turn):1 Regulars
-Guinea-Bissau (65$/turn):1 Regulars
Other:"Friends of America": 750$/turn, 6 turns left.
Techs:
Pure Science:
-Economic Education
-Robotics I
-Advanced Psychology
-Engineering
Applied Science:
-Manual Turrets
-Computer-Assisted Turrets.
-Artillery Platforms
-Improved Research Equipment
Research: You manage to make a effective plague weapons. It can be delivered into any neighboring country by a standard bomber and is so virulent it immediately start an epidemic. Every units in the country has a 5% chance to be damaged and another 5 person to be destroyed each turn. If a unit is moved into another country, it has a 50% chance to start an epidemic in that country as well. Every turns, the epidemic has a 40% chance to end itself.
Stronger pathogens are possible, but will need more knowledge of genetics. Oh, an it seems your engineer working on the artillery platform were used a guinea pigs by your biologists.
Name: The Ghostfang Brotherhood
Leader: Rama IX
Revenue: 1883$
Money: 197$
Territories:
Thailand (516$/turn): 1 Light Tank
Laos (92$/turn): 1 Regulars (Entrenched)
Vietnam (115$/turn): 1 Regulars (Entrenched)
Cambodia (23$/turn):1 Regulars (Entrenched)
Brunysia (233$/turn): 2 Regulars, 1 Bomber, 1 Militia
Other:"Friends of America": 900$/turn, 6 turns left.
Tech:
Pure Tech:
-Basic Rocket Science
Applied Science:
-Manual Turrets
-Computer-Assisted Turrets.
-Guerrilla Tactics
-Artillery Platform
-Bio Bombs
-Plague Bomb
Finance: Your budget was a complete nonsense, meaning none of your advisers actually understood what to do.
Name: The Frigid Republic
Leader: Victor Prosky
Revenue: 1750$
Money: 3950$
Territories:
-Kazakhstan (500$/turn): 4 Perybim, 1 Nyenkovich Attack Helicopter
-Uzbekistan (85 $/turn): 1 Perybim, 1 Light Tank, 1 Mig 23 (Fighters)
Other: "Friends of America": 1250$/turn, 6 turns left.
Mercenaries: Very few people are willing to join a fight that is almost certainly going to be lost. You only manage to get a militia.
Armies: You entrench your troops and get ready for the big battle. It starts rather well, when one of your missile battery manage to sink the N.S.S. Halo. However this first victory doesn’t last for long, and soon your troops are fleeing across the borders. Well, those that can make it.
Name: The New Roman Empire
Leader: Alex Juli
Revenue: 1350$
Money: 50$
Territories:
-Slovenia (50$/turn): 8 Militia, 4 Regulars (4 Resting)
Other: "Friends of America": 1300$/turn, 6 turns left.
Techs:
-Gauss I