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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple  (Read 16029 times)

Frajic

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple BOSS 1: LEX'CONT, ELITE HALO HUNTER
« Reply #136 on: November 02, 2010, 06:35:29 pm »

Teleport to the medical bay.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple BOSS 1: LEX'CONT, ELITE HALO HUNTER
« Reply #137 on: November 02, 2010, 09:06:26 pm »


Roll 10 Landmark!


Ochita[5] - You practice healing arms on dummies, than Heal your arm. You even find a marker and draw a creeper face on it.
Abilities:
ChronoKenesis(Time slow)
Sluethy Diplomicy Level 3(use anything in your inventory as a weapon.)
Inventory:
2 Empty G18's
Weapons and Armor[1/4]
Plasma Repeater (30%heat, 95%battery)
Conditions:
Impaled arm(-1 to arm use, bleed out in 3 turns)




HmH[6] -You find a witch Painting and empty your needlers into it Because you don't like witches.
Abilities:
Mass hypnoization.
Inventory:
Map of the Ironclad
Weapons and Armor[1/4]
Dual Needlers(0/0, 72 Extra Needles)
Conditions:
Control over 0 zombies


Nirur Torir[6-1+1=6] - You do 20 strafing runs in quick succession To try to take out Lex'Cont. All you do is put a big hole in the cannon room.
Abilities:
Teleprotation: 1.9 Mile Limit.(Can Sense Any living thing in that radius)
Electrokinesis
Evasive Maneuvers
Inventory:
NOne
Conditions:
Inside Banshee(Cannot go into buildings or other Vehicals. Can jump out.
dizzy(-1 to coordination for next 1 turn.)

ExKirby[1-1= epic fail] -  You can't find any Long-range weapon. You do find a hole though.
Abilities:
Shockwave punch(Multiple people are affected by punches)
Inventory:
None
Conditions:
Room is filled in 3 turns.




Sheb[2-2=epic fail] -You try to heal yourself, but just end up hurting yourself even more.
Abilities:
Teleportation(2 mile limit)
Inventory:
None
Weapons and Armor[1/4]
Needle Rifle(13/20, 60 Extra Needles)
Conditions:
OWOWOMGWTF?(-2 to next 1 roll)

JacenHanLoveLegos[4-2=2]- You fire your plasma pistols at Lex'cont until they over heat.
Abilities:
Zombie Transform
Weapons and Armor[1/4]
Dual Plasma Pistols(100/100%Heat, 75/75 Battery)
Inventory:
Conditions:
Burned(-1 to rolls)






Dwarf miget[6] - You waste your enitre clip into Lex'cont, knocking him to the ground.(Continued in game events)
Abilities:
None
Inventory:
Weapons and armor[3/4]
Powersuit (200/200)
AA12(0/15, 5 extra rounds)
Sniper Rifle(1/4, 16 Extra Rounds)
Conditions:





_dividebyzero_[1-2=epicel flail] - You try to teleport to the ship, but teleport More into the sea.
Abilities:
Semi-master Dimension Control
Inventory:
Conditions:
Underwater(-1 to rolls, breath for 1 turn)





GAME EVENT!!!:  As Lex'cont was knocked over, he realsed his plasma bolts. They spread everywhere in the sky, killing a few birds. He than gets up, and says:"I"LLLL BE BACKKK!!!!!!!!!!". He than jumps onto the dropship, and the rest of his men do the same. The dropship flys into the air, and is gone.

1 Banshee(Controlled Nirur)
BOSS 1: LEX'CONT, ELITE HALO HUNTER
DEFEATED!
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple BOSS 1: LEX'CONT, ELITE HALO HUNTER
« Reply #138 on: November 02, 2010, 09:46:37 pm »

Ummm... Yay?

Become a zombie and randomly walk around conversing with other zombies.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple BOSS 1: LEX'CONT, ELITE HALO HUNTER
« Reply #139 on: November 02, 2010, 10:42:05 pm »

I practice dogfighting by killing seagulls.

Is this craft capable of leaving the atmosphere, and how many people can it carry?
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple BOSS 1: LEX'CONT, ELITE HALO HUNTER
« Reply #140 on: November 02, 2010, 11:21:49 pm »

Same as reach. In-atmosphere only, 1 person.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #141 on: November 02, 2010, 11:34:42 pm »

Curse loudly for the fact that my powers don't work at all for plot reasons.

Then teleport anywhere outside of the sea to get another breath.


I wonder what could go wrong.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #142 on: November 03, 2010, 02:02:06 am »

Do a victory dance!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #143 on: November 03, 2010, 02:12:03 am »

Go to the armory, get a flamethrower.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #144 on: November 03, 2010, 02:37:07 am »

Free run to our location.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #145 on: November 03, 2010, 07:27:22 am »

Refrain from doing anything needing a roll as I appear to be damned. Also enjoy my near-invicibility.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #146 on: November 03, 2010, 11:08:55 am »

Create a portal gun.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #147 on: November 03, 2010, 12:23:09 pm »

Create a portal gun.
This was a triumph...
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #148 on: November 03, 2010, 12:27:31 pm »

I'm making a note here [1] Huge failure...
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Lets keep it simple
« Reply #149 on: November 03, 2010, 01:00:49 pm »

Create a portal gun.
This was a triumph...
I'm making a note here [1] Huge failure...

I'm sigging this for great justice.
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