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[fyy0r]

But he's having trouble.  How can I help him?  He's cut open everywhere, the doctor tried patching him up, but now he's trying to grab stuff but his "Ability to Grasp lost".  I'm all for fighting for your fellow dwarves, but sometimes it's time for retirement.

[NKDietrich]

Assign him a burrow in Clowntopia and give him a warrior's death.

[Emily]

I think this calls for dwarven euthanasia.

Unless there's work he can do without grasping things, but I don't think there is.

[Golcondio]

I'm pretty sure he can be an excellent manager/bookkeeper!
Or a Captain of the Guard... unless he bites some poor sod's throat out for breaking a production order...

[Emily]

I'm pretty sure he can be an excellent manager/bookkeeper!
Or a Captain of the Guard... unless he bites some poor sod's throat out for breaking a production order...

Ah, so doing paperwork doesn't just require no paper or writing materials, it doesn't require arms either.

[granzteel]

I'm pretty sure he can be an excellent manager/bookkeeper!
Or a Captain of the Guard... unless he bites some poor sod's throat out for breaking a production order...

Ah, so doing paperwork doesn't just require no paper or writing materials, it doesn't require arms either.

Yeah, It only takes a brain that works. 

[fyy0r]

Assign him a burrow in Clowntopia and give him a warrior's death.

He can't walk.  I think he's just going to end up dying there of thirst trying to grab his equipment with his missing arms.

[granzteel]

Assign him a burrow in Clowntopia and give him a warrior's death.

He can't walk.

mind giving him a crutch?

[NKDietrich]

Assign him a burrow in Clowntopia and give him a warrior's death.

He can't walk.  I think he's just going to end up dying there of thirst trying to grab his equipment with his missing arms.

Could you designate a hospital in Clowntopia and have someone put him down there?

[Emily]

^ Why all hospitals should be connected to drowning traps.

[fyy0r]

Assign him a burrow in Clowntopia and give him a warrior's death.

He can't walk.  I think he's just going to end up dying there of thirst trying to grab his equipment with his missing arms.

Could you designate a hospital in Clowntopia and have someone put him down there?

There's open hospital beds, he was in one for a bit but got up and left and I guess basically collapsed right next to a food barrel.  I put his burrow on the edge of a cliff, and while he hasn't actually gone to it because he can't walk now, the spam did stop thankfully.

[Diacritic]

Remove weapons from his uniform?

[NKDietrich]

^ Why all hospitals should be connected to drowning traps.

That's genius.

Maybe I'll hook my hospital to a Magma Sterilization System.

[Emily]

Just make every bed in a separate room, with a floodgate linked to a "Euthanize Patient" lever just outside.

[Akura]

Remove weapons from his uniform?

He's a hunter, which means he's probably trying to hunt, for which he's trying to pick up a crossbow to bludgeon animals to death with.

Disable hunting labor?