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[UristMcDwarf]

Mighty Cannibal Police!

I imagine you go around stopping crime my comically eating criminals in one chomp.
...
I'd so play that.

[rarborman]

wow, this is so funny, and cool.

"Save yourself from the dwarf crusader" -sounds like another name for df adventure mode as does "hideous goblin of the blood god"
"Incomprehensible viking overlords" with "weary viking co-op"
"children of the vocabulary apocalypse" -sounds like the most badass vocabulary game ever, right up there with "hardcore vocabulary reloaded"
"cybernetic scorched earth -the next generation" seems fitting for some reason

[Tyberix]

"The Six Million Dollar Spatula - 2nd Impact " Oo
"Android Batman Syndicate" -  awesome ;p
"Irresistible Walrus Strikes Again " - Survival Horror ?
"My Little Battleship Operation" ^^
"Children of the Chainsaw from Outer Space " -Ok that's enough, that site twisted my mind ;p

[Bohandas]

'WWII Nuclear of Fury' The only winning move, is to play for many hours on end.

I was thinking just the opposite, actually...

'WWII Nuclear of Fury' Relive the Battle of Hiroshima 

[Diablous]

Wandering Nudist Daredevils
Disturbing Jazz Island
Erotic Biplane Psychiatrist
Naughty Vigilante Quiz
Small-Time STD Journey- I'd play it.
Deranged Volleyball Romance
Merciless STD Rampage- I'd play it, and probably regret it later.

A pattern appears to be emerging in my selection.

[Xotes]

Underwater Shock Tactics - I'm thinking Terror From The Deep with this.
Atomic Speed Fight - F-Zero, the fighting game?
Drunken Sword of Death - It's like drunken kung-fu, but with deadly swords of death!
Jedi Pokemon Farmer - Snorlax used Force Choke! It's super effective!
Deranged Bow Hunter College - Planes, Tanks, and Submarines, none are safe.
The Infernal Plunger Syndrome - One Fire Flower too many.

[Luke_Prowler]

"Zombie Go-Kart Force"

First one. I love this thing already.

[Nadaka]

holy crap "Jackie Chan's Vocabulary Through Time"

I can just imagine trying to pick out phrases as he progresses from memorized engrish lines to relatively fluent with an accent.

[Taricus]

The Infernal Military Oppression
Great Kangaroo Smash
Almighty Sewer Annihilation
Sensual Hitman Conflict
Flamboyant Elevator Gone Wild
Bizarre Tank Rebellion
Morbidly Obese Rollerball Anarchy
Team Unicorn Jihad
Monty Python's Skydiving Armada
Unstoppable Furry Legends
Profane Squirrel of Fury
Ultra Dwarf Spree
Flying Tank Extra
Rural Big Game Hunter Runner
Strategic City Exhibition
Ninja Dating Havoc
Future Combat Babies
Naughty Dragon Chronicles
Sexy Hammer Jihad
Super Sexy Samurai Pro
Downtown Internet Task Force

[Rilder]

Team Unicorn Jihad

All those who do not believe in the Harmony, Harmony, Oh love, SHALL DIE!.

[Taricus]

Here's a few more:

Golden Bong Wars
Radioactive Motorcycle of the Third Reich
Legend of the Go-Kart Jihad
Go Go Lego Over Normandy
Custom Squirrel Fortress
Mechanized Fantasy of Might and Magic
Lost Bible Fun
Dwarven Janitor Fun

[rarborman]

"Death-defying deer hunter gold"        sound like a df comment from the rng?
"Angry Spider XXX"                           I'm very scared, and confused.
"German Pinball of Fury"                     is there any other kind?
"Fruity Cookie Fortress"                     pastry powergoal?
"Lethal Porn XP"                               XP indeed...
"Intelligent Caveman Battalion"           a comment about df military?
"Incredible Bass from Mars"                oh no they came to eat our fisherdwarfs!
"Wonderous Katana Rampage"            because its not a wonderous rampage without a katana!
"Alcoholic Hair Salon in the Dark"        definetly something dwarven in that.
"Transvestite Dwarf Camp"                this reminds me of that lord who had a male escort...
"Caesar's Dwarf Fortress"                  OH GOD! rng says roman DF! SWEET!
"Brain-Damaged Bow Hunter Troopers" again DF to the T.
"Dwarven Rocket 3000"                     there was a community fort about this!
"Narcoleptic Car Massacre"                the name says it all.

[Detonate]

Nihilistic Banjo Fest
Atomic Skydiving in the Dark
Masters of the Vocabulary in My Pocket
Everybody Hates the Skate Carnage
Hindu Sloth Assault
Full Metal Fishing Quest
First-Person Donkey Force
Forgotten Hillbilly Hunter
Alien Monster Truck Fest
Frisky Harvest Slayer
Dirty Polka Derby
Deranged Biplane Connection
John Romero's Bimbo Panic
Fatal Shaving Babies
Bewildering Writing Revolution
Undead Flatulence Quiz
Attack of the Midget Enforcer
Everybody Hates the Plunger Polo
Nudist Dating Planet
Drunken Yak Competition
Hitler's River Yoga
Insane Porn Party
Amish Limbo Siege
Colonial Rainbow Crime Scene Investigation
M.C. Escher's Disco 3D
Nudist Dating of the Damned

[Sean Mirrsen]

I got "Alcoholic Shock for Kids"... yeah, seems like a fun game.

Also, just names aren't that great, sometimes an idea behind the name can be more funny, for example:

"Almighty Military VS Street Fighter" - I suppose it's kind of like the recent Prototype game, except instead of a reality-warping mutant, you're playing as Ryu. Or maybe Blanka.

"Bizarro Racing Slaughter" - I think we had one, was called "Carmageddon".

"Cyber Burger Syndicate" - Like the usual Syndicate, except the big bad megacorp is McDonalds.

"Prehistoric Dodgeball of Love" - Prehistoric dodgeball is already good (since it'd be with rocks), but in this case I guess you're dodging the throws of a series of (goddamfugly) brides-to-be, until you find one you like, and get knocked out by her.

"Rocket-Powered Nazi Gone Wild" - This?

"WWII Sex Yoga" - I, uh, don't think I want to know. Maybe it means "between countries"... though that's not any better considering there's a certain "Axis Powers Hetalia" thing.

"Final Squirrel for Kids" - What would happen to Final Fantasy if Square ever got bought by Disney.

"The Quest for the Flatulence Brawl" - I do not EVER want to see this game.

[katheb]

Oh my god!

"Kung-fu Nuclear Conflict "

I want to play this