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[Urist Imiknorris]

Viking Pony in the Magic Kingdom

I'd play it.

[Neonivek]

Satan's Theme Park Island (A tycoon game, but not safe for kids)

Already made except it is called "Afterlife"

I always wanted to get my hands on that game though.

[Bohandas]

Satan's Theme Park Island (A tycoon game, but not safe for kids)

Already made except it is called "Afterlife"

I always wanted to get my hands on that game though.

I was thinking that it sounded like "Afterlife" too.

As for obtaining a copy of it, try looking Amazon.com (that's where I got my copy) or E-bay

[inteuniso]

I just got "Indian Katana Attack". YES.

EDIT: This one is RtDtM, abridged:
"Deep Space Manlove Struggle"

[Zrk2]

Indian Penguin Overlord
Savage Sewer for Kids
Dangerous Jungle Revolution
Stoic Theme Park Lord
Deep Space Arcade - The Gathering Storm
Corporate Mind Control Throwdown
Save Yourself from the Godzilla Hell
Brain Damaged Blimp Scandal
Forbidden Bomberman Carnage
Hidden Fire Sisters
The Quest for the Beach Revisited
Celtic Piano Turbo
Frisky Mountain Climber Championship (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications)

I would play these...

[Leafsnail]

I don't think there's ever been a game with "Frisky" in the title that wasn't aiming at "unfortunate implications".

[optimumtact]

Dwarven Pogo Rally

This sounds like the second greatest game ever made. I would explode if Toady added this to DF.

edit:Unremarkable Vampire Challenge

double edit: Insane Pony in the Hood

last time I swear: Now for one ripped from the headlines of recent years "Lazy Assault in the Middle East"
 

[Max White]

'Cthulhu's Music Marines'! Hell yes I could work with that. A careful mix of lemmings and pata pon, with a grim twist.
'Unbelievable Zombie Apocalypse ' I'm sorry, Did I just get that? Awesome!
'Dead or Alive Lizard Saga' Beach volly ball has never been so repulsive.
'Atomic Golf Kid' 'nuff said.
'Rock 'n' Roll Hoedown Terror' like guitar hero but cooler!
'Sonic's Castlevania Terror' Best cross over ever!
'Dwarven Jungle Inferno' well I do that every day.
'Angry Cheese Spies' Win!
'Samurai Zamboni Knights ' Fight for your honer!
'Vampire Nazi Pinball' The best kind of pinball!
'It's a Mad, Mad Drug-Dealing Master' Like grand theft auto, but full of win.
'WWII Nuclear of Fury' The only winning move, is to play for many hours on end.
'Shameful Night of the Blood God' so it's DF III then?
'Nudist Office Chase' The fun never stops...
'Throbbing Nudist Operation' Why does it keep givimg me these?

I'm thinking most of the terms from this thing are from gamers who are into retro/indie games.

[Darvi]

British Blade Stars - About britjas? Awesome.
Save Yourself from the Banana Derby - lulz
Galactic Ostrich Frenzy - invasion of the alien birds!
Violent Rainbow of Doom - taste the friggin rainbow!
Subatomic Nazi - Collector's Edition - wut?
Real Chicken On The Road - objective is to get to the other side, of course

[Keita]

Interstellar Cookie Punch-Out!! ~ Hell yeah!

Renegade Tetris Crusader ~ 13th crusade renacted with tetras!

Tiger Woods' Banana Mayhem ~ XD

Viking Combat Wars ~ Vikings > Pirates + Ninjas

Retarded Love Gaiden ~ no comment

Neurotic Guitar Solid  ~ "Snake, did you get the package?" "Yeah, it was a Gibson."

German Hair Salon from Planet X ~ They're back!

Super Nazi XXX ~ Ignore one above, this is where it's at!

Metal Music Incident ~ Brutal Lengend II?

[Max White]

Tiger Woods' Banana Mayhem ~ XD

 

[G-Flex]

I would play all of these:

Arcane Football Operation
Micro Forklift Rangers (got this one a long time ago, too great to forget)
The Six Million Dollar Unicycle 3000
Communist Manlove Epidemic
Low G Jetski of Love
Latino Forklift in Space
Attack of the Trampoline Family
It's a Mad, Mad Military in Busytown
Adventures of the Flatulence Bastards
Erotic Pinball Psychiatrist
French Lowrider of the Deep

And that's all for now.

[Cthulhu]

Bizarre Forklift Starring Mickey Mouse
MTV's Typing Pimps.

[Aqizzar]

MTV's Typing Pimps.

I can actually see that one.  It'd be like Typing of the Dead.

Hey cool, first try I got Cthulhu's Jetpack Rangers.

Downtown Landmine Madness sounds more entertaining.

[G-Flex]

More:

A Boy and His Juggalo Hospital
Scottish Wedding Punch-Out!!
Brain-Damaged Alligator Simulator
Hazardous Hillbilly Detective
Action Punching Heroes (!!!!)
Dracula's Motocross Bastards*
Jewish Karaoke Gold
Inbred Octopus of Might and Magic
Catholic Chicken Hospital
In Your Face Handgun Train (!!!!!!!!)
Unholy Donkey For Kids

* Dracula's Motocross Bastards is a supernaturally-themed motocross game, where you go on races through populated areas of varying description and generally screw up everything you come across.