How did I not notice this thread earlier?
Here's what I got: (+ Commentary)
Haunted Sex Havoc (Relive cheesy '70s ero-horror with grindhouse themes. +18)
Armored Katana Slayer (Okay, that's just badass. I mean, an armored katana)
Combat Caveman Domination (AKA- Dwarf Fortress)
Heavy Biplane Bloodbath (They call me "Red Baron")
Curse of the Dog Fandango (Grim's pet dog runs amok)
My Little Driving in the Desert (...Where the hell am I? This is "Middle of fucking nowhere" The Game)
Miniature Police Kingdom (Aww... sounds like a fun mod to have)
Manic Spider Competition (BLEAH!! Last thing I want to deal with are manic spiders.)
Geriatric Katana Online (Old people kick each others' asses with katanas. An online experience.)
Hillbilly Platypus Encounter (Quack, damn you.)
Toxic Booty Base (Arr. I got me some fine crap (literally).)
International Blade Bandit (AKA- international airline knife salesman.)
A Boy and His STD Corps (A kid gets revenge on his exes with his army of collected diseases.)
The Castle of the Nuclear vs. Capcom (Interesting)
Mario's Fencing 25th Anniversary Edition (Mario? Swordfighting?)
Imperial Wrestling Bandit (FOR THE EMPERAH!!!!)
Revenge of the Quiz On The Road (DAMMIT! LET ME DRIVE IN PEACE!!!)
Savage Florist Basketball (The basketball is a giant man-eating orange. Okay, that's just awesome.)
Insane Skydiving Omega (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo...)
Viking Mech - The Card Game (Another pretty badass game to try out. Beware when they berserk.)
Space Train Bloodbath (In space, nobody can hear you scream.)
Geriatric Spatula Panic (18+, if you're into that sort of thing. >_<)
Cthulhu's Jetski Blast (Fuck yeah. That sounds fun.)
Duke Nukem: Wheelchair Hell (Currently in development retirement hell.)
Mystical Karaoke Smash (Abracadabra, and nobody knows the lyrics or carries a tune.)
Ho-Hum Wheelchair Chase (Give me back my Jell-O you... Jell-O bully. Nurse!)
Helicopter Underwear Trilogy (A new use of thongs maybe? +18?)
Educational Dinosaur Planet (Where raptors will tear you apart for wrong answers.)
Vampire Carnival Tribe (Dammit, and they're clowns too.
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Morbid Helicopter Maxx(You're only weapon are blades... of a helichopper.)
Savage Office Commando (Fear my red stapler!!! I finally burnt this place down!!! ...Yeah, Milton's lost it.)
Helicopter Cooking Fiesta (Are these birds edible? We'll find out!)
Chillin' Octopus School (+18 ero game, I would assume.)
Flamboyant Bible Playhouse (... What.)
Miniature Grizzly Bear of the Blood God (Hide your booze!!!!!)
Return of Sudoku on the High Seas (I can't figure this fucking map out to save my life; or find the damn treasure.)
Samurai Vigilante Fortress (DF Mod)
Scooby Doo and the Yeti Preacher (Sounds like an interesting case gang! With guest star Bhudda himself!)
Lord of the Ballet Rocket (It's a fine art to nuke someone.)
Brain-Damaged Punching Trilogy (AKA- DERP-A-HURT-DERBY)
Pro Bimbo Basketball (+18. You know you'll want to dribble those basketballs.)
Bling Bling Karaoke DS (No talent required.)
Duke Nukem: Train Jamboree (Okay, that would be interesting.)
Kinky Alien Revisited (+18, theme rip-off of Alien.)
Kermit's Jazz Uncensored ("Life's not easy being green" is far more real.)
Exciting Carnival Football (It doesn't matter how hard you try. You can't win that bike on display.)
Advanced Military Zombies (Oh crap.)
All-Night Disco Armageddon (BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO!!)
Corporate Car Overdrive (You overslept and you have 10 minutes to get to work 15 minutes away. Can you make it unnoticed?)
Grand Big Game Hunter of the Dead (AKA- Left 4 Dead's recent update)
(All of that above was in a chian, these other ones took a few rolls to get.)
Throbbing Jackhammer Power (Okay, ew. +18 beyond reason.)
Sleazy Rainbow Diesel (AKA- BP Oil Spill: The Game)
The Hunt For the Dwarf Hell (Dwarf Fortress: Elf Edition)
Luigi's Chocobo Smash (You do know these things ride similar to Yoshi right? They just scream "WHARK!!" instead.)
Kosher Bimbo Desperadoes (Translation for this +18 game?)
Britney Spears' Duck on Wheels (Uh... Sell-out? Maybe?)
Fabulous Fishing - The Gathering Storm (Brought to you by Bravo.)
Looney Tunes Stick in the Dark (TV Network: The Game)
Middle-Eastern Caveman - 3rd Strike (Bad taste RNG, bad taste. Then again Battleship: War on Terror Edition.)
Erotic Plunger Posse (Plumbing backed up? Got a team to work on it. *BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW*. +18 scat game. Really. What the hell?)
Enraged Rabbit Dash (That damn turtle will not win. I mean it.)
Obsessive-Compulsive College Competition (Have fun getting anything done.)
Invisible Helicopter of Might and Magic (When mages go modern.)
Kosher Raccoon Tribe (They're very picky about your garbage.)
Forbidden Dentist - Total War (on plaque.)
Dance Dance Punching Incident (No longer an accident when you hit someone while flailing about.)
Wonderous Disco in My Pocket (+18, Got a pair of shiny disco balls if you know what I mean.)