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thebigJ_A

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Cat lady?
« on: October 08, 2010, 02:21:13 am »
Just something I thought was funny. I noticed I had alot of kittens running around, so I decided I'd use them for quivers and food. Imagine my surprise when I noticed that fully six(!) of them were owned by one dwarf!

I'd named her 'Thug' because she was by far the best Hammerdwarf I had. Little did I know she had a softer side. But all she owns are kittens (and one cat), no dogs. So, she must be a cat lady!
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Re: Cat lady?
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2010, 02:40:03 am »
Afraid you have it backwards. It's one dwarf owned by six cats. She must have a high pet value.
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Re: Cat lady?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2010, 02:43:18 am »
Hehe, I had a Craftsdwarf in my last fort who was like that. He actually showed up with 3 cats, and rapidly picked up 2 more.
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Re: Cat lady?
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 03:26:08 am »
I can just imagine her hatred of the other squad. They are marksdwarfs, and all their quivers are made of kitten leather!
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 03:38:47 am »
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Afraid you have it backwards. It's one dwarf owned by six cats. She must have a high pet value.

Why do pets adopt dwarves instead of the other way around?
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Re: Cat lady?
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2010, 03:45:51 am »
Quote from: ildamos on October 08, 2010, 03:38:47 am
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Afraid you have it backwards. It's one dwarf owned by six cats. She must have a high pet value.

Why do pets adopt dwarves instead of the other way around?
Cats adopt dwarves. They are the only pets who do that. But if you ask why, you surely are no cat owner. :D
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 03:46:23 am »
Quote from: ildamos on October 08, 2010, 03:38:47 am
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Afraid you have it backwards. It's one dwarf owned by six cats. She must have a high pet value.

Why do pets adopt dwarves instead of the other way around?

You have it the other way around. Dwarves adopt pets. Except cats. Cats are special. Also, cute and cuddly.
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This is a feature, not a bug, correct?
You're playing Dwarf Fortress.  There isn't much of a distinction.

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Re: Cat lady?
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2010, 03:46:58 am »
Yea, that's just a cat thing in general.  Apparently they can be picky little bastards.  I don't know, I'm a dog person.
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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2010, 04:02:58 am »
They're also powered by LOL, the most powerful and primordial force in felineland.
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Re: Cat lady?
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2010, 04:03:46 am »
They're also powered by the desire to has a cheezburger!
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Re: Cat lady?
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2010, 04:27:42 am »
Some can be very looooooooooooong.
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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2010, 05:19:41 am »
Quote from: WrathNail on October 08, 2010, 04:27:42 am
Some can be very looooooooooooong.

And some live in the deepest basements caverns. Glowing with eerie light.
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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2010, 05:24:32 am »
Some live in the ceiling. These glow with a holy light.
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2010, 05:31:25 am »
Quote from: ildamos on October 08, 2010, 05:24:32 am
Some live in the ceiling. These glow with a holy light.

Let the holy light into your fortress! Channel and build glass floors! Yay! :D
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2010, 05:38:57 am »
A caveat: don't let ceiling and basement cats commingle.
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