There's a Dwarf on a road
all Adamantine and cold
And she's carving a ‼stairway‼ to heaven
When she gets there she knows
It's Economy:NO
With no coins she'll still get royal bedrooms
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And she's carving a ‼stairway‼ to heaven
There's a (d)-(s)mooth on the wall
But she wants to cave more
'Cause you know sometimes pipes have
Some holes in them
On a pick by the brook
There's a wambler who sings
Sometimes all of our walls are
Undiggable
Ooh, it's Armok's ‼wonder‼
Ooh, it's Armok's ‼wonder‼
There's lots of lag that I see
When I look to the FPS
And my spirit is crying
For a better comp.
In the thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke make dorfs happy
And the alerts of those
Who stand looking
Ooh, it's Armok's ‼wonder‼
Ooh, a burning Armok's ‼wonder‼
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the Migrants
Then the Overseer will lead us
To treason.
And a new year will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will
Echo with digging sounds
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh
If there's a wambler in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a vermin
For the FPS sink.
Yes, there are two roads you can go build
But in the long run
There's still time to change
The menu you're on
And it's Armok's ‼wonder‼
Aw, uh, oh
Your CPU is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The NO2's calling you to join him
Dear ‼dwarf‼, can you hear the fan blow?
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the spire-thing?
(Solo)
And as we wind on down the menu
Our wrists're taller than our soul
There walks a ‼dwarf‼ we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to Magma.
And if your CPU runs hard
The truth will come to you at last
When Z's are infinite, unending
To carve a rock and not a tree.
And she's carving a ‼stairway‼
To heaven...