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[Os Q]

The Lolcat Bible

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

"3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1"

[Pandarsenic]

The Lolcat Bible

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

"3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1"

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU0

[MagmaDeath]

That place...Horrible.

[ToonyMan]

Hahaha, this is ridiculous.

[Asehujiko]

The Escapist suspended me for a week for "advocating piracy".
The post cited:

One of the main reasons I pirate is to spite the "MY OPINION IS A FACT AND YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR NOT BEING LIKE ME" dickheads that seem to represent 99% of the anti-piracy community.

The other is to have an effective demo and benchmark, as explained many times before, which never seems to get through the opposition's apparently very thick skulls.

I'm still not sure where I'm advocating anything to anybody, I was simply stating my reasons for my stance on the subject matter. Now "download as a demo" is a fairly common position that nobody got banned for so I guess somebody took offense to having his side called shortsighted(which is a lot nicer then what they call us, which is apparently ok because the guy saying "everybody defending crime here is a scumbag who should be shot" is still active). Enough offense to completely ignore their own three strikes policy as well as their own guidelines as to what is bannable and what is not(this isn't).

So the main lolwat is how somebody with a massive hard on for rules has such an easy time breaking their own when the other side isn't in a position to retaliate.

They don't prevent non-members from viewing Zero Punctuation and Unskippable(their ad revenue would crumble) so I guess all the ban did was save me from a contamination with large doses of Stupid and Hypocrisy.

[Pandarsenic]

The DRM on Assassin's Creed 2 made me lolwat.

[Aklyon]

The DRM on Assassin's Creed 2 made me lolwat.

how?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

While I was at work today a woman came up with 15 cases of Heineken, 7 cases of Stella Artois (WTF? what kind of woman drinks wifebeater?), 4 packs Huggies, a box of baby food and 2 litres of milk. When I informed her of the price she said she'd have to put some of it back, she then proceeded to put back the baby food, milk and nappies :\

[Realmfighter]

Gotta give her some respect for knowing where her priorities are.

[smjjames]

While I was at work today a woman came up with 15 cases of Heineken, 7 cases of Stella Artois (WTF? what kind of woman drinks wifebeater?), 4 packs Huggies, a box of baby food and 2 litres of milk. When I informed her of the price she said she'd have to put some of it back, she then proceeded to put back the baby food, milk and nappies :\

I detect a seriously dysfunctional family there........

EDIT

OR, the beer is for a post election party.....

[FuzzyZergling]

This does not actually have anything to do with the topic, but...

Lolwut.

[Pandarsenic]

The DRM on Assassin's Creed 2 made me lolwat.

how?

Requires interwebs at all times. Fuck. That.

[Aklyon]

The DRM on Assassin's Creed 2 made me lolwat.

how?

Requires interwebs at all times. Fuck. That.

Thats it?
I thought everyone knew that crap. It took less than a month to get around it, i think.

[Calhoun]

The DRM on Assassin's Creed 2 made me lolwat.

how?

Requires interwebs at all times. Fuck. That.

Thats it?
I thought everyone knew that crap. It took less than a month to get around it, i think.

Took less than that, though it took about a month for the Point-and-click simple solution to emerge.

[ein]

On my old Mac.
'Requires: OS X 10.3.9 and later.'
'Sorry, you need JRE 1.5 or later, you only have 1.4.2 installed.'
JRE 1.5:
'Requires: OS X 10.4 and later.'