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[ExKirby]

Be "Bugged" on Buggy Messenger  by one of your your Aquaintances

You don't know what this "Buggy Messenger" thing is. You go upstairs and turn on PESTERCHUM. While it loads, you admire your DESKTOP, which consists of MANY ICED DRINKS. There is a link to the BAY12 FORUMS PESTERCHUM, and some VARIED FILES on your desktop. Ah, PESTERCHUM is loaded and your good friend Jackrabbit is online, with his Chumtag of rabbitSnatcher. You use your tag of icedDrink and talk to him.

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icedTea began pestering rabbitSnatcher at 9:01

ID: Morning.
RS: Hey.
ID: Is there anything I should be remembering today?
RS: It's your birthday, right?
ID: I knew that, but I think there's something else.
RS: I'm sure it'll come to you at some point.
RS: By the way, have you got the XBURB beta?
ID: ...That's what I've forgotten!
ID: Thing is, my dad has all the post.
RS: Shame. I had a present for you.
ID: I'll try yo get it back.
ID: It'll probably end up in a dramatic enounter with my dad, but hey.
ID: I have a METERSTICK.
RS: Meterstick?
RS: What is this, the 16th century?
RS: ...You didn't allocate it to your Strife Specibus, did you?
ID: Ah...
ID: Whoops.

rabbitSnatcher stopped pestering icedDrink at 9:03

[ExKirby]

Here comes the kick!

...Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's good!

[Karnewarrior]

>Vector: Yell GOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!! for no real reason.

[ExKirby]

>Vector: Yell GOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!! for no real reason.

You decide to yell. A lot. You woke up the BIRD in your TREE outside. Maybe you should try to get you BETAS.

[GlyphGryph]

There's a bird in YOUR tree? THE IMPUDENCE!

Throw your meterstick through the bird.

[ExKirby]

There's a bird in YOUR tree? THE IMPUDENCE!

Throw your meterstick through the bird.

You begin STRIFING with the bird!

Vector:
15/15HP
STICKKIND
>METERSTICK

Bird:
3/3HP
STICKKIND
>TREEBRANCH

Vector's move.

>AGRESS
>ADJURE
>ABSCOND

[Karnewarrior]

Agress!

[RedWarrior0]

>ALL OF THE ABOVE!

[ExKirby]

I just realized that Vector's a girl, so mentally retroactively edit all male pronouns into female ones, please.

Agress!

Vector AGGRESSES Bird with METERSTICK!
(2 vs 3)
Vector misses!
Bird AGGRESSES Vector with BRANCH!
(3 vs 4)
Bird misses!

>AGRESS
>ABJURE
>ABSCOND

[Burnt Pies]

Agress!

[GlyphGryph]

The bird fought back instead of absconding? DEMON BIRD! KILL IT!

[ExKirby]

The bird fought back instead of absconding? DEMON BIRD! KILL IT!

OH SNAP YOU KNEW IT. Even though this is mathematically impossible.

Vecto-OHSNAP. The hidden PILES OF MATHS TEXTBOOKS in your WARDROBE have fell on you! The bird flies away. Great, now you feel really stupid.

>

[GlyphGryph]

Gather up the book, and any other items you find lying around your room. Then head downstairs and agress that package until it opens up to you wondrous gifts.

[Spreggo]

The mailman puts the red thing down. It means you have something in there for him to pick up, otherwise they won't check.

Edit: According to wikipedia they did put it up to indicate delivered mail at some point in history, though, I've had a few mailboxes and they never worked this way.

[ExKirby]

You capatchaloge your 12 MATHS TEXTBOOKS, 3 FEDORAS and your GLASSES. You combine the last of these with your COOL LOOK. That's cool.

In other news, one of your pals is pestering you.

>FEDORA x3
>MATHS TEXTBOOK x12
>FRUIT TEA SHIRT
>BLANK
>BLANK