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[ExKirby]

((OOC: Basically, this is Bay12stuck with text, because that way, I can update with more efficiency. Simpler is better, amirite?))

A young man stands in his room, wearing <CENSORED FOR PLOT-RELATED PURPOSES-YOU FIND THIS OUT NEXT UPDATE>. What is his (user)name?

[Lillipad]

His user name is Toady.

[Sheb]

"My name is One. Toady One."

[Jervous]

Frogi Toeone the Third aka toadyone and threetoe as conjoined twins

[Armok]

Toady One.

[ExKirby]

Toady One.

The game explodes at the pure awesomeness of your selection. However, the great Toady One remains on screen to do one thing.

Frogi Toeone the Third aka toadyone and threetoe as conjoined twins

This suggestion shall be implemented in the next version of Dwarf Fortress.

((OOC: Try again.))

[techno65535]

What? We can't use Toady One as our name? Darn. Froggy Zero then.

[Samthere]

Rib Bitley.

[ExKirby]

It has to be an actual user. Toady One was just too awesome.

[Ottofar]

Vector.

[GlyphGryph]

Andrew Hussie

[Armok]

Andrew Hussie.

[ExKirby]

Vector.

Of course, you are Vector and not this stupid Andrew Hussie character. You slide on your BLACK SHADES and admire your FRUIT PUNCH SHIRT. You are standing in your room, which consists of your COMPUTER, your WARDROBE, your BED and several ASSORTED POSTERS upon your wall. You use the FETCH MODUS, effectively meaning your CAPATCHADECK sucks balls. Oh well. You can see out of your WINDOW your MAILBOX and-wait. That little red thing is up. That means you have mail!

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[Jervous]

Go downstairs and check the mail before your guardian does.

[ExKirby]

Go downstairs and check the mail before your guardian does.

You don't know what a guardian is but you decide to go doWAITFUCK. Your DAD has come home and is checking his MAILBOX! What now?