What are you 'wooting' about?
You order each and every tiger family to follow you, giving the remaining tigers the standard issue orders. You believe that you see a smoke stack forming in the distance, when did your temporary zoo armada learn to use tools? Oh, they grow up so fast!
You decide to smash a few(read as every visible) window in town on the way out, cackling maniacally as you do so. You aren't sure what the cackle was for, so you tell your tigers to crunch the numbers to figure out your growing insanity.
Tiger Mathematicians: "The Janitor did it."
You: "Right-O!"
You consider releasing some tigers into the wilds, but there are no wilds, so you continue your hilarious trek back to town, it takes a bit longer since you have nearly every tiger to teleport. But you get there eventually, oh yes you do indeed get there eventually!
It randomly transitions to night, so you replace Bob and his family with all the tigers you stole hijacked took borrowed without permission from the neighboring city. You take your pals back to your shelter, then show them the pet room. They enjoy the comforts of their new abode, then you turn on the news.
Gasp, shock, and general surprise! Some maniac went to the next town over, totaled the zoo into oblivion, caused mass rioting, and nearly killed every orphan there! What kind of monster would do something like that?!
In related news, the zoo's tiger exhibit became incredibly more popular thanks to the tigers they apparently had being able to crunch numbers! What a discovery!
$50
Ultimate quality custom cellphone
1 supercharged Power Stone
Rations. Mostly rations.
1 high quality television set
1 good quality entertainment center
1 good quality custom nightstand
2 good quality custom bedroom tables
1 high quality soldering iron
high quality welding gear
1 high quality saw
1 high quality dining table
1 high quality couch
5 high quality chairs
High quality dining set
1 high quality refrigerator
10 high quality lamps
1 average quality custom computer
1 good quality custom bed
Sprawl of scrap metal
More construction/crafting materials than God
Random assorted electronics
Unnecessary amount of filler weapons
Good weapons
Burlap Potato Sack Man outfit - ugly, very poor quality
Bizarre casual clothes - low quality, weird looking
Winter clothes - super quality, good looking
29 pieces low quality of meat
35 low quality cabbage heads
45 low quality carrots
30 low quality onions
30 low quality lettuce
32 1/2 loafs of average quality bread
Near infinite stew
Garden is currently growing:
Cabbage
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Onions
Cucumbers
Carrots
Gray Baron - 20
Levitation - stage 5
Our defensive orbit is more complex.
We can now freely lift things that weigh up to 1 metric ton.
We can now move using levitation at will.
Force Blast - stage 5
We can form a stable form of energy to send in one direction as raw blunt force.
We can form a hand out of this stable energy.
Force Tap - stage 5
You can easily make precise, and quick blasts of piercing force.
You can barrage the target with this power.
Mind Read - stage 5
We can make out what people within 100 meters of us are thinking.
We can handle the constant stream of thoughts.
We can select whose mind we read.
Telepathy - stage 5
You can easily communicate to people with your mind.
Teleport - stage 5
We can easily use this as a form of long range movement.
We can easily teleport things over three times our size and weight.
Quick Step - stage 5
Rapid movement can be easily controlled.
You can jump specific distances easily.
Envelop - stage 5
Increases power by wrapping your energy around yourself.
You can envelop your arms with energy.
Shell
When using envelop this can be used to make the energy more stable.
Stamp - stage 3
You can use Quick Step and Envelop to stomp the ground with an energy wrapped leg.
You can use Stamp as a punch.
You can use Stamp as a dropkick.
Pulse Sensor - stage 5
You can sense all beings within a 500 meter sphere.
You can distinguish friend from foe.
You can maintain the pulse for an hour.
You can hear from a distance using the pulse.
Mind's Eye - stage 5
You can concentrate to see up to 1000 meters away from your position.
All skills are maxed out at 100. After reaching 100 you can evolve the skills, like in UNDERGROUND!! this essentially resets the skills entirely, but if you max out an evolved skill then Random.org will never be used in determining the outcome of an action that uses that skill ever again. Evolved skills are maxed at level 10.
Science:
robotics - 35
chemistry - 25
biology - 30
programming - 35
physics - 35
Construction:
carpentry - 35
masonry - 35
carving - 35
robotics - 35
Crafting:
weapons - 35
clothing - 35
hats - 35
masks - 35
cooking - 35
Perfect quality standard robot model program
Ol' Unfaithful AI
Plank AI
Miscellaneous AI
Desktop OS
Cellphone OS
Energy Ball - very unstable, but has roughly 7x the power of a Supercharged Power Stone.
Power Stone - acts as a source of energy/silent alarm
Supercharged Power Stone - much more powerful than the regular Power Stone.
Alpha Stream Capacitor - makes energy flow highly efficient, it's the equivalent of an advanced capacitor
Energy Rod - a failure caused this to act as a lightning rod of sorts, we can recharge our current fusions with this
Power Filter - allows you to safely supercharge whatever it is you want to supercharge.
Extremely Horrible quality robotic heart
Above Standard helperbot
Above Standard security System
Ol' Unfaithful basic custom model
Plank basic custom model
Mysterious ultimate robot model
Advanced chef bot model
Best quality server bot model
Ol' Unfaithful Gamma v1.0
Plank Gamma v1.0
Serverbot best quality
Chefbot advanced quality
Fridgebot
Well fed
Hydrated
Slightly monitored
Thin
Unfit
Happy
calm
Aklyon/Criptfiend's apartment address
Aklyon/Criptfiend's phone number
Samantha's phone number
All 5 mover's numbers/addresses
Local Park
The Zoo
The Mall
The Grocery Store
The Hardware, and Appliances store
Work
Neutral - 3
Justice - 0
Anti-Justice - 0
Criptfiend: I was bored, and wanted another mayhem update?
What shall we do now that we have procured Bob and his wife?