You're a guy that shows up completely out of nowhere, starts a conversation, then leaves DURING the conversation you started. You also do very disturbing experiments in your free time.
You attempt to leave the apartment out of fear, but the door seems to have closed on its own. Presumably the work of Criptfiend.
You wander around looking for a new exit, when a blue figure appears. You can't tell if it's a cat, staff, human, or blob. Aklyon appears from behind you, you aren't sure how considering you checked virtually every corner of everywhere behind you, and didn't sense his presence at all.
Aklyon: "Hey, man."
You: "Hey... What's the... Thing over there?"
Aklyon: "Thing? OH! You mean the Cryswarm."
You: "The... What now?"
Aklyon: "Want to see my sheep?"
You: "Sheep...? What about the thing over there!?"
Aklyon: "Hey, sorry I have to go kill some guy named Jim-Bob the 53rd, or some other. Bye."
You: "What?!"
Aklyon vanishes, and you remain thoroughly disturbed at the two roommates.
After hours of searching you manage to escape. For some reason Teleport wasn't active in this house, it was almost as if all thought was exempt from this area.
You go home to experiment with your speakers. You turn them on, then set them up to 11. You don't hear anything. Peculiar. You set it back to 1, then cover your ears at the deafening wall of noise punching you in the eardrums.
$50
Ultimate quality custom cellphone
1 hideous burlap potato sack outfit
1 supercharged Power Stone
Random assorted electronics
Sprawl of scrap metal
1 low quality saw
1 low quality dining table
1 low quality couch
2 low quality chairs
Low quality dining set
1 low quality refrigerator
5 low quality lamps
1 average quality custom computer
1 low quality bed
29 pieces low quality of meat
35 low quality cabbage heads
45 low quality carrots
30 low quality onions
30 low quality lettuce
32 1/2 loafs of average quality bread
Near infinite stew
Garden is currently growing:
Cabbage
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Onions
Cucumbers
Carrots
Gray Baron - 20
Levitation - stage 5
Our defensive orbit is more complex.
We can now freely lift things that weigh up to 1 metric ton.
We can now move using levitation at will.
Force Blast - stage 5
We can form a stable form of energy to send in one direction as raw blunt force.
We can form a hand out of this stable energy.
Force Tap
You can send stable energy in a strong piercing force.
Mind Read - stage 5
We can make out what people within 100 meters of us are thinking.
We can handle the constant stream of thoughts.
We can select whose mind we read.
Telepathy - stage 2
You can communicate to people with your mind. You can easily communicate with those you know.
Teleport - stage 5
We can easily use this as a form of long range movement.
We can easily teleport things over three times our size and weight.
Quick Step - stage 3
You can easily use this for rapid movement.
Pulse Sensor - stage 3
You can send out a pulse in a 100 meter sphere to sense your surroundings.
You can now distinguish what is human, and what is not.
You now passively organize all the information this power sends to you.
All skills are maxed out at 100. After reaching 100 you can evolve the skills, like in UNDERGROUND!! this essentially resets the skills entirely, but if you max out an evolved skill then Random.org will never be used in determining the outcome of an action that uses that skill ever again. Evolved skills are maxed at level 10.
Science:
robotics - 35
chemistry - 20
biology - 20
programming - 35
physics - 20
Construction:
carpentry - 20
masonry - 25
carving - 20
robotics - 35
Crafting:
weapons - 20
clothing - 20
hats - 20
masks - 20
cooking - 20
Perfect quality standard robot model program
Ol' Unfaithful AI
Plank AI
Miscellaneous AI
Desktop OS
Cellphone OS
Power Stone - acts as a source of energy/silent alarm
Supercharged Power Stone - much more powerful than the regular Power Stone.
Alpha Stream Capacitor - makes energy flow highly efficient, it's the equivalent of an advanced capacitor
Energy Rod - a failure caused this to act as a lightning rod of sorts, we can recharge our current fusions with this
Power Filter - allows you to safely supercharge whatever it is you want to supercharge.
Above Standard helperbot
Above Standard security System
Ol' Unfaithful basic custom model
Plank basic custom model
Mysterious ultimate robot model
Advanced chef bot model
Best quality server bot model
Ol' Unfaithful Beta v1.5
Plank Beta v1.5
Serverbot best quality
Chefbot advanced quality
Well fed
Hydrated
Slightly monitored
Thin
Unfit
Happy
calm
Aklyon/Criptfiend's apartment address
Aklyon/Criptfiend's phone number
Samantha's phone number
All 5 mover's numbers/addresses
Local Park
The Zoo
The Mall
The Grocery Store
The Hardware, and Appliances store
Work
Neutral - 3
Justice - 0
Anti-Justice - 0
If you vote Y in the poll then give a list of things you want to have happen during the skip so that it isn't all just automated.