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[Lillipad]

Spoiler: Update (click to show/hide)

You check Sniper's mind to discover shcler gender. Sniper's gender appears to be... Sniper? Since when was that a gender?!

[quip]

Find out snipers name and species, I'd laugh if they were Sniper (name) the Sniper (gender) Sniper (species) Sniper (ocupation) or something equally stupid.

[ReDeadEr]

Clearly there is only one way to determine the sniper's true gender:

Put into motion an elaborate plan to cause yourself to trip and fall onto the sniper, "Accidentally" placing hands on his/her/it/Cantaloupe/Robot's chest

[Lillipad]

Spoiler: Update (click to show/hide)

You set up a Rube Goldberg machine with you as the catalyst, and Sniper as the goal. The device consists of three miles of underground lair you recently added, and ends in an M.C. Escher style of stairway. Upon landing on Sniper, you strategically get a closer scan of shcler body using an ability you totally have but don't know of. Sniper's gender has been described by the scanner as over nine thousand snipers...
You loathe this puzzle, you really do. It's unnecessarily complicated, and for some reason sniper is being overused as a pun. You throw the hat you don't own down in disgust.

[Aklyon]

change [HAT_OWNERSHIP=NOT JUSTICE] to [HAT_OWNERSHIP=JUSTICE]

[Lillipad]

Spoiler: Update (click to show/hide)

You go to edit the raws of the universe. You make yourself owner of the hat you threw in disgust, then look around the raws for a while to try and find Sniper. You're sick of this farce, so cheating is obviously the greatest solution ever.
[18]
You manage to find Sniper's mob.

[Aklyon]

I didn't think that would actually happen.

[quip]

... I'm not voting until a Sniper gender is added to the poll, or some similar  (stupid) option.

[Lillipad]

I never said I'd agree with the poll, I just want to see which gender you guys think Sniper is.

[Lillipad]

Spoiler: Progress (click to show/hide)

You now know Sniper's gender. With your new powers of raw editing which you will most likely never have again, you look through the mobs. You find one in particular that stands out quite a bit. The mob is in the god files, and appears to be the only one with any sort of absolute power.
[TOADY_ONE=EXIST NOT]

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[TOADY_ONE=EXIST]

You don't know why you felt compelled to do that, so you think back to the days you apparently played Dwarf Fortress in. You recall redundant mob files causing insanity, so you wonder what would happen if a god mob like yourself became duplicated...
[666]
[777]
How you got those kinds of figures you shall never know, but you now have a good and evil version of yourself. They also have familiars like yourself. You aren't sure why one has a goatee though...

[Aklyon]

Shoot the goatee!

[quip]

Do double hi-five of self, then have exestinianal(?) crisis.

[Lillipad]

I removed some of the lesser tabs now that we've got two cities within walking distance of each other.

Spoiler: Update (click to show/hide)

You look at your good twitriplet. He's less than 20 minutes old, so you can see the innocence in him. Poor, poor fool. You then look at your evil twitriplet. That goatee... THAT!! GOA!! TEE!!! It's taking every ounce of strength you have to keep yourself from smothering him. It must be destroyed...!!
You engage in selfticuffs with your evil twitriplet. He charges at you with some garbage sword which you pretty much flick away with no difficulty. He charges again with a bit less garbage, but still plenty of garbage. On his next charge attack you throw an enveloped and shelled fist powered up with some hammer and force blast action, needless to say he's pretty much near death. You take the time to remove the goatee, then acupuncture him back to life. Gee, what a handy power. It can heal all wounds, bring people out of comas, and can make delicious beverages. Oh wait... it can only do the first two things... Oh well.

You high five yourselves, then wait for orders from your brains. Fighting yourself has somehow skyrocketed everything up to ridiculous.

Spoiler: Closet (click to show/hide)

Burlap Potato Sack Man outfit - ugly, very poor quality
Bizarre casual clothes - low quality, weird looking
Winter clothes - super quality, good looking

Spoiler: Class (click to show/hide)

The Champion - level 50

Levitation - stage 50
You can lift 5000 tons of weight easily.

Orbit Defense - stage 50
You have several orbit rings around you that can easily block against conventional weapons

Force Blast - stage 50
You can send an extremely powerful stable blast of energy in several directions
If used properly, most any building will be decimated

Force Tap - stage 50
You can send an extremely powerful piercing force in several directions
Barrage can create a wall of destructive power

Mind Read - stage 50
You can read every mind within 500 miles of you and process the information
You can easily read the very depths of one's mind

Telepathy - stage 50
You can communicate with any individual within 500 miles of you

Mind's Eye - stage 50
You can see up to 170 miles away

Envelop - stage 50
You can cover your entire body in energy
You can convert the energy directly into power

Shell - stage 50
You can use shell freely, but pure power cannot be shelled yet

Teleportation - stage 50
You can move 1000 miles instantly, can be used rapidly for 1.7 seconds

Quick Step - stage 50
You can move at 800mph, can somewhat control maximum speed

Blade - stage 50
You can create a powerful sword with your energy
The blade can take any shape you want it to

Stamp - stage 50
You can use Quick Step and Envelop to increase the power of any non-weapon attack
You can make craters with your arms or legs, patterns appear on your body when used

Acupuncture - stage 50
You can channel energy into another body to heal or damage quickly
You can break someone in half, or remove all wounds, people still stay uncomfortable after the treatment is done

Spiral Palm - stage 50
You can send a powerful compact spiral blast of energy through palm strikes
Can bring down a building in 1 strike

Hammer - stage 50
A powerful blast of energy that can be used in all directions, but can only be fired in one direction at a time
The hammer is easily sustainable for several minutes in short distances, weak long distance

Dragon's Fury - stage 50
Sends Onyx into fury state against any targeted enemies
Can bring down a city in 5 shots

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

All skills are maxed out at 100. After reaching 100 you can evolve the skills, like in UNDERGROUND!! this essentially resets the skills entirely, but if you max out an evolved skill then Random.org will never be used in determining the outcome of an action that uses that skill ever again. Evolved skills are maxed at level 10.

Science:
robotics - 45
chemistry - 35
biology - 35
programming - 45
physics - 40

Construction:
carpentry - 35
masonry - 35
carving - 35
robotics - 45

Crafting:
weapons - 40
clothing - 35
hats - 35
masks - 35
cooking - 35

Special:
Survival - 35
Dragon Trainer - 10
Dragon Master - 10
Animal husbandry - 35

Spoiler: Dragon (click to show/hide)

Development
Horns - stage 9
Teeth - stage 9
Wings - stage 9
Tail - stage 9
Scales - stage 9
Size - stage 9
Bones - stage 9
Muscles - stage 9
Brain - stage 9
Speed - stage 9
Power - stage 9
Digestive system - stage 9

Class
Primal Pup

Status
Well fed
Not very thirsty
Wild, somewhat tame
Happy

Spoiler: Dragon Skills (click to show/hide)

Bite - stage 10
Hunt - stage 10
Scratch - stage 10
Tail Smash - stage 10
Strike - stage 10
Speed Strike - stage 10

Spoiler: Robot Models (click to show/hide)

Extremely Horrible quality robotic heart
Above Standard helperbot
Above Standard security System
Ol' Unfaithful basic custom model
Plank basic custom model
Mysterious ultimate robot model
Advanced chef bot model
Best quality server bot model
Housekeeping Bot - Bill
Warmech - unnamed

Spoiler: Robots (click to show/hide)

Ol' Unfaithful Gamma v1.0
Plank Gamma v1.0
Serverbot best quality
Chefbot advanced quality
Fridgebot
Housekeeper bot - Bill x10
Warmech Alpha v1.0

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Well fed
Very hydrated
Not monitored
Toned
Extremely Fit
Disgruntled
Melancholy

Spoiler: Alignment (click to show/hide)

Neutral - 5
Justice - 0
Anti-Justice - 0

[quip]

Introduce everybody to your two new selves, then ask Sniper Snipers gender.

[Aklyon]

Confuse self, then cure self by giving other self the confusion.