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[nbonaparte]

Wait, we actually picked up Bob? when did this happen?

[breadbocks]

Not yet. I'm saying we should.

[Evergod41]

I love how we have Fridgebot, but not his model.

Make the pet room, Teleport to the NY Zoo, grab a tiger, replace Bob with it, then bring Bob to the bunker.

Yes, but also tigers for his wife & kid(s) replacements.

The cops don't know we built our underground shelter. The government doesn't know either. All the government knows is that we've recently made pie, otherwise they just watch an empty building all day.

That is just awesomesauce...

[nbonaparte]

oh, okay, breadbocks. I assumed the NY zoo was the local one. Where are we, anyway?

[Lillipad]

We're in an imaginary city based off of New York.

[Evergod41]

Oh, hrmph, Jump off Empire State Building, and narrowly escape death by levitating, amaze the now gathered croud with spectacles of the mind!
_{oh, and might as well wear that damn sack}

[breadbocks]

We are already in a NY city analogue? Oh. Go find a far away zoo from which to acquire the replacement tigers. But first, build a room for Bob's family.

[nbonaparte]

I'm curious about the teleportation. Does it tire us? Does it have a cooldown period? Would it be possible to teleport long range by making a lot of short jumps quickly?

[Lillipad]

We're in New York the state, not NYC.

nbonaparte: Teleportation doesn't tire us, but we can't use it for continuous movement like we can with Quick Step. If we were to try long distance rapid movement we'd probably end up setting Law on fire. We can use Quick Step to run at 35mph if we tried, but we can't use Teleportation to run at 10mps.

[nbonaparte]

Hmmmm.... What if we went through the ocean? We could use envelop/shell to protect us against the pressure, and go into the deep ocean where it's cold.

[Lillipad]

No matter how cold it is running at 10mps would eventually produce enough kinetic energy that we'd burst into flame.

[breadbocks]

Sooo.... Can we build the room, and then steal replacements for Bob & his family, and steal Bob and his family for not?

[nbonaparte]

No matter how cold it is running at 10mps would eventually produce enough kinetic energy that we'd burst into flame.

That problem wouldn't happen in space, but you'd have to teleport several time straight up to get there, and that's probably enough time to make us burst into flame.

[Lillipad]

We're still at work, so why aren't you guys suggesting silly work antics to do so we can actually get down to the illegal business?

[breadbocks]

Aren't our cloths fireproof??