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Author Topic: You Are The AI B.A.T.M.A.N!! Important Question!  (Read 18904 times)

Armok

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI! - POWER!
« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2010, 06:41:57 am »

I think so
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI! - POWER!
« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2010, 12:59:38 pm »

You get into a company, make a subsidiary company, dissolve the parent company, patent the hyper-efficient comm. protocol, sell the company with large security breaches, and use it as a front.

I would have posted that sooner, but I was trying to think of a way to make it sound more interesting.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #107 on: October 06, 2010, 01:47:25 pm »

pillage from a few million more open source projects.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #108 on: October 06, 2010, 02:03:33 pm »

what kind?
last time we looked for decent security and found none suitable for us.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #109 on: October 06, 2010, 02:23:22 pm »

EVERY kind. Just random things we dont know the useage of yet.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #110 on: October 06, 2010, 02:34:04 pm »

You trawl through Sourceflare, and download a copy of everything with a reasonable degree of workingness.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #111 on: October 06, 2010, 02:45:21 pm »

Ok, now look throguth all that, make some hybrid protocol that's compatible with most the functionalities in all of them, and link THAT to become an integral part of your mind.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #112 on: October 06, 2010, 02:57:50 pm »

You harness the power of your combined self to quickly scan all of the collected source codes, and find a confusing mess of differing programming languages. Ugh.
You begin to re-write all of it under your own style, and name the language OmniBabel. Maybe you'll patent it later, if possible. or not.

-500 Virtua, company lost profit this turn. (5, need 10 or higher to gain)

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #113 on: October 06, 2010, 03:04:29 pm »

Try to help the company before it looses all of our money...

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #114 on: October 06, 2010, 03:10:59 pm »

for the company, theres not much we can help with.
I roll a random.org, and if its less than 10, we lose money. over 10 gains us money.
more products will reduce that number, but it'll always need to be at least a 5 to make profit.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #115 on: October 06, 2010, 03:18:34 pm »

work on Omnibabel, read our own source code, embed ourself right into the structure of the language.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #116 on: October 06, 2010, 03:24:53 pm »

Error: too busy writing programs and checking security to simultaneously view own source code.

you finish your first OmniBabel-converted program, and start making a working compiler so you can actually use your new language. you go through several dozen revisions before it works as efficiently as you like.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #117 on: October 06, 2010, 03:27:32 pm »

Convert your own source code into omnia, restart with the new version.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #118 on: October 06, 2010, 03:36:51 pm »

You look at yourself by reading whats in the backup files.

Argh! messy! so very very messy! and so many things programmed to run inefficiently!
You copy the backup, and mark it [Self, Re-Write].

you then continue to translate programs. once you have enough of each general kind, you'll create an auto-converter to do it for you faster.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #119 on: October 06, 2010, 03:45:01 pm »

once we have the code for ourselves in the laguage, swe ourself into the fabric of the language itelf at the next revision.
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