“Armok curse that mandate…” Rovod grumbled as he sat in the booze stockpile. In true dwarf fashion, he eschewed mugs or cups in favor of just hefting a barrel up and drinking directly from it. Setting the barrel down, he wiped his mouth with his long fiery red beard. This would be the last decent drink he would get in a while he feared. The queen was sending him out in this crazy expedition to find materials for a monument to her bloated ego. What’s worse, she said he’d have to travel with an elf! AN ELF! To rub salt in the runes, she had given him written orders about where he was supposed to go, never mind the fact that Rovod never bothered to learn how to read! He suspected she just wanted to get rid of him, he was going to the former lair of some goblins, driven out by a hydra named something crazy like ‘your ass’ near as he could figure from the funny marks on the paper. Who made up these names?
Ah well, he suppose he put off the inevitable long enough. Filling up a flask from the best ale he could find, he hefted his huge spiked hammer and strode out to meet the luckless saps the queen strongarmed into going on this cockamamie quest of hers. Lotta magic users, that probably meant that Rovod would be doing all the dirty work. At least most of them were proper dwarves. With a sigh and a grumble, he strode to wherever the others were gathering. He saw one of them, Morul he believed, admiring a statue of the queen. Rovod wondered why, that cow wasn’t near as pretty as she fancied herself to be.