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[Chandrak]

Yeah vie seen a lot of meat and fat off FBs. I butchered 2 and ended up with something like 700 cookable parts. The meats not insanely valuable, but for one killvyou sure can feed a lot of dwarves.

[janglur]

Well, I have 5 FBs, 3 dead.

4,500 meat.


Let's get cookin!

[FleshForge]

You need a mod that allows use of meat for masonry and crafts.  Build your fort out of meat.  Decorate your meat furniture with meat.  Make flesh beds and meat bags for furniture.  A mighty fortress of succulent, delicious, greasy MEAT.
edit: and tallow, decorate with tallow/R
edit: err, fuck that, decorate with FAT/R

[janglur]

I'll start with a giant statue of Kevin Bacon out of bacon.

[FleshForge]

Nice!

[veok]

You need a mod that allows use of meat for masonry and crafts.  Build your fort out of meat.  Decorate your meat furniture with meat.  Make flesh beds and meat bags for furniture.  A mighty fortress of succulent, delicious, greasy MEAT.
edit: and tallow, decorate with tallow/R
edit: err, fuck that, decorate with FAT/R

Does Soap count? Forgotten beast soap block walls and floors!

[Urist McMick]

Just be sure not to use the soap in the box marked 'Elves'

[candylord]

Wonder how many people didn't get that...

[proxn_punkd]

Which, the bacon Kevin Bacon, or the "for elves" soap?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There was a comment the other day about using FBs with acidic flesh to make flesh-eating soap to sell to the elves. Is that what you were referring to?

[Urist McMick]

Wonder how many people didn't get that...

Anyone who doesn't sit trawling through the forums all day, as I do?

Which, the bacon Kevin Bacon, or the "for elves" soap?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There was a comment the other day about using FBs with acidic flesh to make flesh-eating soap to sell to the elves. Is that what you were referring to?

Yes.

[digitCruncher]

WARNING: VERY LONG! But it solves all questions.

tl;dr

4 stacks of 459 Hydra Meat are worth 1982880☼. That beats everything, except the h4x roast. But I still have to say, to get around 2% of its value is pretty impressive. The most expensive SINGLE roast, however, is 4 dragon meat deluxe: 1,560☼ each.

OK... assuming values are done in the same way that 40d did meal values, we have a few options:

Base: Dragon Meat, Whale Meat, or Elephant Meat
Additions: Dragon Meat, Whale Meat, Elephant Meat, dwarven syrup or Sunshine

So, I have a hunch that a stack of 773 * 2 whale meat, and 10 dwarven syrup would be very valuable.

    10 (prepared meal) * 12 (masterwork) == 120
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    20 (dwarven syrup) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    20 (dwarven syrup) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    Subtotal (value of one serving): 648☼

    648 (value) * 1566 (quantity) == 1014768☼

Alternatively, replacing whales with just a stack of 4 139 Dragon meat would give a value of

    10 (prepared meal) * 12 (masterwork) == 120
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    Subtotal (value of one serving): 1560☼

    1560 (value) * 556 (quantity) == 867360☼ (A little bit smaller value, but MUCH easier to get. Killing 4 dragons guarantees this. Now you just need 4 masterwork checks in a row. Hopefully you have your legendary +12 cook!)

Or a hydra!

    10 (prepared meal) * 12 (masterwork) == 120
    2 (meat) * 10 (hydra) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    2 (meat) * 10 (hydra) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    2 (meat) * 10 (hydra) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    2 (meat) * 10 (hydra) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    Subtotal (value of one serving): 1080☼

1080 (value) * 1836 (quantity) == 1982880☼ (A winner is HYDRA!)

But this is a little hit and miss, as hydras have a very wide range of food output. If you have some object with a value higher than 600, then the hydra can be higher (3 hydra stacks, and 1 unit of liquid euphoria), but I doubt that strongly. Hydra is the way to go. Maths says so!

BUT WAIT!! Dragons are a good buffer, having a higher value than dwarven syrup, so maybe, with some combo of whales and dragons, we can beat 2 million?? I will try in 8 hours time, after some good dawn's sleep

1 Whale and 3 Hydras are worth

10 (prepared meal) * 12 (masterwork) == 120
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    2 (meat) * 10 (hydra) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    2 (meat) * 10 (hydra) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    2 (meat) * 10 (hydra) * 12 (masterwork) == 240
    Subtotal (value of one serving): 864☼

864 (value) * 2150 (quantity) == 1857600☼ [Worsens the value of the meal by ~100k dwarf bucks]

And for my last tricks tonight, 2 whales and 2 dragons:

    10 (prepared meal) * 12 (masterwork) == 120
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    Subtotal (value of one serving): 888☼

    888 (value) * 1824 (quantity) == 1619712☼

And 1 whale, and 3 dragons:

    10 (prepared meal) * 12 (masterwork) == 120
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    Subtotal (value of one serving): 888☼

    1224 (value) * 1190 (quantity) == 1456560☼

Finally, 3 whales, and 1 dragon

    10 (prepared meal) * 12 (masterwork) == 120
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    2 (meat) * 1 (whale) * 12 (masterwork) == 24
    2 (meat) * 15 (dragon) * 12 (masterwork) == 360
    Subtotal (value of one serving): 552☼

    552 (value) * 2458 (quantity) == 1356816☼