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[ExKirby]

So yeah, I got a copy of one of the possibly greatest RPG every invented. And now I'm gonna make an LP with it. Anyone who has played any Swords and Sandals game will no the crack-Name, Height, Weight, Skin Colour, Ears, Stats.... yeah. The first one to post in with ALL of the areas filled (except the Random Trivia, that's random) shall be used. So what are you waiting for?

[ExKirby]

I just realized that my OP looks incredibly silly.... here, have a character sheet to fill in.

Appearance
Height: (4'4 to 7'8)
Weight: (181 lb to 401 lb in 11lb increments)
Body Type:
Skin Color:
Feature: (Ears)
Hairstyle:
Facial Hair:

Vital Stats (5 points to distribute)
Strength: 1 +
Vitality: 1 +
Charisma: 1 +
Intellect: 1 +
Agility: 1 +

Character Profile
Name:
Taunt Quote:
Victory Quote:

[Burnt Pies]

Appearance
Height: 5'8
Weight: 225 lb
Body Type: Skinny? Is that possible?
Skin Color: White enough to be vampiric
Feature: Ears! (pierced?)
Hairstyle: not too ridiculous
Facial Hair: no!

Vital Stats (5 points to distribute)
Strength: 3
Vitality: 3
Charisma: 1
Intellect: 1
Agility: 2

Character Profile
Name: Ardacus the Clean Shaven
Taunt Quote: You Can't Fight my Smoothness!
Victory Quote: A victory for Shavers everywhere!


For Great Justice!

[ExKirby]

These our the setup sheets, modified as I saw fit. At the moment, we're pretty weak, but hey, we're on our way to becoming legends.


And one boring monologue later.....


The city! We have 100 coins to blow.... any suggestions?

[Heron TSG]

Let's buy a spear. Or an axe, if there aren't spears.

[breadbocks]

Get a slingshot if you can. If not, load up on armor.

[ExKirby]

Woah.... something fucked with the save file or something. Time to start again.

[breadbocks]

Appearance
Height: 6'1
Weight: 313 lb
Body Type: Skeleton
Skin Color: Aqua Blue
Feature: Daemon
Hairstyle: Light Red Mohawk
Facial Hair: Pointed Goatee (It is kinda long, curls up at the end. You'll know it when you see it.)

Vital Stats (5 points to distribute)
Strength: 2
Vitality: 2
Charisma: 2
Intellect: 1
Agility: 3

Character Profile
Name: Exdeath, The Infinitly Prolonged
Taunt Quote: TASTY ARROW!
Victory Quote: Embrace the stillness of eternity.

NOTE: I accidentally took the screenie before I remembered that Exdeaath moves in slow motion in Dissida.

[ExKirby]

A pole was the closest we could get to an axe...

We have to take down all five of these guys before we do anything. Well, we COULD go ahead and take on the first arena champion, but we would get owned.

*INTERMISSION*

FIGHT!

*a few turns later*


We have the blessing of this... random... circle... thing.

*later still*


Our power attack does more damage than his entire Health Bar. Wow.

Nah, we all hate cats.

He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

I spent our 2 points on Charisma and Strength, to get discounts and OWNAGE.

NINJA'D: Sorry, I meant start the SAVE again. I didn't mean make a new character.

[breadbocks]

Get a slingshot. We need ranged. If there aren't any slingshots or other ranged weapon we can use, get armor, Arms ands Legs get priority.

[Neonivek]

I remember back when your weight actually made a difference in this game... Of course it caused an odd power difference making melee supreme

[breadbocks]

I remember back when your weight actually made a difference in this game... Of course it caused an odd power difference making melee supreme

It still does. Less weight = +speed, -Health, More weight= -speed, +Health.

[Sheb]

I think we should kill anyone with a beard. And buy a razor in priority (Aka anything with a blade).

[breadbocks]

We need to at least try to win this game. You have no hopes with out a ranged weapon.

[Sheb]

Right. But ranged can wait a couple of fight, right?