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[MetalSlimeHunt]

That and most of the people here seem to be 20 IQ points away from retarded. At least where I live.

That is only like low average.

Yeah, 100 is average. You only start to see a disconnect with other people about 25 points away from that, be it either Gifted or Near-Retarded.

[Karnewarrior]

Not around here. Did I tell you about the kid who drank his own Dip-spit? How about the kid walking around in a T-shirt with a rebel flag on it and saying "If this shirt offends you you need a history lesson"? Did I mention that the school bathrooms look like that one SCP; the Flesh That Eats or something? How about the kid at my school who drives a truck so high she needs a ladder to get into it?

I live in the middle of Hillbillyoplolis, at the crossing of Banjo Street and Trailer Parkway. Dan Quayle came down here and went "daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Them's some stupid ass rednecks!" I'm not a genius; in fact, I'm probably a bit dull. But I sure as hell feel like a genius when I see some dumbass talking about how he's voting for Bush in the next election.

[Heron TSG]

If that's the average, everyone like that would have 100. You'd just be higher.

[Cthulhu]

Not around here. Did I tell you about the kid who drank his own Dip-spit? How about the kid walking around in a T-shirt with a rebel flag on it and saying "If this shirt offends you you need a history lesson"? Did I mention that the school bathrooms look like that one SCP; the Flesh That Eats or something? How about the kid at my school who drives a truck so high she needs a ladder to get into it?

I live in the middle of Hillbillyoplolis, at the crossing of Banjo Street and Trailer Parkway. Dan Quayle came down here and went "daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Them's some stupid ass rednecks!" I'm not a genius; in fact, I'm probably a bit dull. But I sure as hell feel like a genius when I see some dumbass talking about how he's voting for Bush in the next election.

Did he drink it accidentally or on purpose?  I have totally done it accidentally and it's not something you should be mean about, you should feel sorry for it.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Did I mention that the school bathrooms look like that one SCP; the Flesh That Eats or something?

SCP 610: The Flesh That Hates?

[Criptfeind]

Did he drink it accidentally or on purpose?  I have totally done it accidentally and it's not something you should be mean about, you should feel sorry for it.

He did it to not get caught by his teacher correct?

[Aklyon]

I wonder what would happen if there were no corporate lobbyists for a year.

[Realmfighter]

Society would crumble.

[RedWarrior0]

Wrong. For a year, we would think that the rapture had occurred in reverse and all the damned had been taken to hell.

[Realmfighter]

Yes, because all of the worlds ills can be blamed on the horrible evils of capitalism.

Ouga Bouga.

[Leafsnail]

Nah, just quite a lot of the things that are wrong in politics.

[Karnewarrior]

Did he drink it accidentally or on purpose?  I have totally done it accidentally and it's not something you should be mean about, you should feel sorry for it.

He did it to not get caught by his teacher correct?

Correct. He did it totally on purpose, surrounded by his jeering friends and a teacher who already knew what it was.

[Shade-o]

I'm probably going to regret this, but what is a Dip-Spit? It sounds like a combination of a large soup ladle and the result of chewing tobacco.

Actually, that makes too much sense.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You're pretty much on the money, because it's the by-product of chewing tobacco you're supposed to spit out. And he drank it to prove to a teacher it was soda.

[Cthulhu]

I've done that before on accident.  It's pretty awful.