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johnny_cat

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Dwarf fortress music.
« on: September 30, 2010, 03:14:15 am »
I was thinking that if DF got turned into a movie, communist russian orchestras would be playing in the background. I mean, I work hard to keep my dwarves in a anarcho communist state. Of course they pay for their continued existence by pumping out obsidian goods with noble bones mixed in.
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Rastaan

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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2010, 08:13:57 am »
I would have thought the lack of a solid storyline to be slightly detracting from a Dwarf Fortress movie.
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druid91

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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2010, 08:23:49 am »
Not really, make it about boatmurdered, or cacame.
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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 08:26:23 am »
Headshoots: The Movie.
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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 08:41:16 am »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on September 30, 2010, 08:26:23 am
Headshoots: The Movie.
That would be amazing.
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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 08:56:06 am »
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For the glory of the Mountainhome...

But when winter sets in...

The nightmare begins.

This summer, from the creative mind that brought you Saving Private Everyone, Libertarian Civil Disobedience Brigade, Journey of the Kobold, and ARMOK: The Musical comes...

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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 09:00:59 am »
That's hilarious   :D
Totally on topic : The DF music is strangely compelling...
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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 09:26:13 am »
Quote from: Argembarger on September 30, 2010, 08:56:06 am
In a world not unlike our own...

Seven dwarves strike the earth for fame and riches...

For the glory of the Mountainhome...

But when winter sets in...

The nightmare begins.

This summer, from the creative mind that brought you Saving Private Everyone, Libertarian Civil Disobedience Brigade, Journey of the Kobold, and ARMOK: The Musical comes...

Dwarven Citadel: Wrath of the Hemoglobin Deity's Revenge: The Return of the Redemption: Legends of Ships and Slaughter.

Written by Froggy Enterprises ("Transcending excellence")
Directed by Michael Bay Uwe Boll
Fixed that for you.  :P
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Laurin

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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 09:41:40 am »
Quote from: JAFANZ on September 30, 2010, 09:26:13 am
Quote from: Argembarger on September 30, 2010, 08:56:06 am
In a world not unlike our own...

Seven dwarves strike the earth for fame and riches...

For the glory of the Mountainhome...

But when winter sets in...

The nightmare begins.

This summer, from the creative mind that brought you Saving Private Everyone, Libertarian Civil Disobedience Brigade, Journey of the Kobold, and ARMOK: The Musical comes...

Dwarven Citadel: Wrath of the Hemoglobin Deity's Revenge: The Return of the Redemption: Legends of Ships and Slaughter.

Written by Froggy Enterprises ("Transcending excellence")
Directed by Michael Bay Uwe Boll
Fixed that for you.  :P

 :o Oh please, you don't want to plant a rumor about "Uwe Boll to direct Dwarf Fortress movie", do you?
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Laurin

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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2010, 10:16:06 am »
Hm, on second thought - with John Rhys-Davies as Miner Dwarf, Jason Statham as Farmer, Ron Perlman as Ettin ... ^^
OTOH Kristanna Loken with a long beard ... I don't think so. ;)
« Last Edit: September 30, 2010, 01:52:00 pm by Laurin »
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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 12:39:37 pm »
The idea of Dwarf Fortress's insane violence and unrelenting cruelty being translated to live action makes me piss myself out of fear and excitement at the same time.

O' course, I'd like the soundtrack to be composed mostly of the DF background music played by a live symphony orchestra. With the occasional electric guitar solo complete with ominous latin chanting.  :D
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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 05:15:21 pm »
Quote from: Laurin on September 30, 2010, 09:41:40 am
:o Oh please, you don't want to plant a rumor about "Uwe Boll to direct Dwarf Fortress movie", do you?
Personally, I can't think of any director better-equipped to capture the spirit of the game.

Or at least the spirit of the game as it's generally played; I'm not sure the kind of thing we regard as "TRUE DORF!" are quite what Toady had in mind when he started out...
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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2010, 08:02:26 am »
I stand corrected. A Dwarf Fortress movie would be Awesome.
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2010, 10:55:16 am »
This winter...

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Re: Dwarf fortress music.
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2010, 11:03:10 am »
Dwarf Fortress anything would be awesome.
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