Fwoop.
All of creation is sucked into a horrifying, yawning dimensional fold.
Above the screeching, tearing sound of superstrings breaking, and several dimensions deciding they had better places to be, a demonic howl ingrained itself into the soul of all formerly sentient beings in this new plum pudding of chaos. If this sound was to be played roughly 1,337 times faster, one could make out the word "SAVESCUM".
poowF.
Just as quickly as it began, everything reversed, and every particle in creation was instantly slammed back into its original position and velocity as it was several months beforehand.
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1st Granite, 1052So I'm just farming and whatnot, you know, working for the survival of us all, when the big bossman Fivex shows up and dumps a huge pile of papers on me, telling me "You're up, man". Wow. Fine. Guess that means I'm in charge, now. Muhahahahahahaha!
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Bedrooms are being carved, out, alright... Mining operations are going smoothly, it appears... stockpile area... some sort of attempt to dig through the river, appears to have been called off (probably wisely, this river is friggin' huge).
I suppose the only thing for it is to expand.
7th GraniteAwww... Fivex and Duriel got married. I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
On a different note, I'm making another mason's workshop down in the mines for the purposes of blockmaking. It just makes sense.
12th GraniteFriggin Macaques, go away. Stop stealing our stuff.
21st Granite, 1052We just got a metric shitton of migrants.
Hope they make it across before that ice thaws.
12th SlateWhat the... No beds? Why not? Those bedrooms will take forever to carve... in the meantime, people shall sleep in the farming grotto. SO I DECREE.
23rd SlateGood god, there's a ton of animals around. We need a butcher, or at least some cages.
1st FelsiteDuriel's got a strange, faraway look in his eye... odd. Well, as long as he doesn't beat anyone to death with their own limbs, whatever.
Me, I'm feeling great doing something other than farming. I really like this "construction" business.
11th FelsiteI see we have a miniscule little tunnel dug under the river to let migrants through.
This is unacceptable! We need something much grander to showcase the might of Granitepartners! A mighty bridge, spanning the river, wide enough to let even the best trading caravans across! A project to last the ages!
4th HematiteOh, hey! Traders! Alright, Urist Imiknorris, do your thing.
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Goddamn elves.
Anyway, I've just finished plans for my prject. It's gonna be great!
13th GalenaMust finish the project project must build project finish must the project is key build must finish must must the project
bridge bridge to finish bridge to the mind bridge to the soul bridge across troubled bridges bridge bridge spanning space bridgeidges bridges corpse bridge
17th Galenaduriel died of thirst bridges he will become of the bridge ha ha melancholy was duriel couldnt find a platinum nugget poor duriel haha will build a tomb shaped like bridge yes duriel will rest in piece
13? limesnother dawrf makin somethin not as good as mine ha ha
bridge of granitepartners bridge better
sometime in timberim starting to feel a little better now that the project is almost complete
Kaguro made a platinum amulet. its very nice. worth almost 100 000 dwarfbucks.
20th Obsidian, 1052HAHA! My bridge is finally complete! And not a momen...
Oh god what happened? I can't remember anything!
Wow it's kind of a mess around here.
Uh... clearly I'm meant to just stay a farmer... although I do really like my bridge.
I'll just dig out a cozy little tomb for myself and call it a career.
1st GraniteTomb's done.
I can't handle the stress of having so many souls under my care. I found out yesterday that a couple of dwarves died under my rule. I'm horrified at my own gross negligence. I'm going to leave these files and notes on the ground here, hopefully the next person to take up the job is better suited than I.
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Here's the save:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3224Oh and Duriel... I truly apologize for your dwarf getting depressed and starving to death. I really tried to give him what he wanted, he basically refused every metal I offered. It was only after he died that I noticed we also had some platinum ore somewhere... sorry