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[HmH]

Put the gun into Urist's mouth, pull the trigger.

[maxicaxi]

STAB Etur Catastrophe (for massive damage)

[iceball3]

Waiting for dmgpurity, if he doesn't post by tommorow evening, he'll make an attempt at doing nothing.

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

I'd like to join team Paulo, then. This is my dorf. He may be a bit Mary Sueish, not sure about that. Willing to adapt. I like it though

Name: Ushat Kelstul (After a rather awesomely-named dorf in my fort)
Appearance: Small for a dwarf and clad in tattered clothes, partially soaked in beer. He has a long beard that's bright red on one side and completely gray on the other. It looks kind of silly. He's mostly bald, but has some hair on the side that's also reddish.
Background: Was found locked up in hell. He spent half a lifetime trapped in there with only a half-dead elf to talk to, and has since then somehow aquired a stack of -Cthulhu bone bolts-. Does not have crossbow skills. Nor any other skills, for that matter, except for surprisingly high biter and wrestler.
Class: Psychopath
Gender: Male.

If Etur Catastrophe is nearby, I try to steal the Awesome Dagger. If not, I latch onto the first face I can see and try to stab that person with a couple of bolts.

Also, there's an actor named David Tess. Is that the reference you meant at first, ice?

[iceball3]

I'd like to join team Paulo, then. This is my dorf. He may be a bit Mary Sueish, not sure about that. Willing to adapt. I like it though

Name: Ushat Kelstul (After a rather awesomely-named dorf in my fort)
Appearance: Small for a dwarf and clad in tattered clothes, partially soaked in beer. He has a long beard that's bright red on one side and completely gray on the other. It looks kind of silly. He's mostly bald, but has some hair on the side that's also reddish.
Background: Was found locked up in hell. He spent half a lifetime trapped in there with only a half-dead elf to talk to, and has since then somehow aquired a stack of -Cthulhu bone bolts-. Does not have crossbow skills. Nor any other skills, for that matter, except for surprisingly high biter and wrestler.
Class: Psychopath
Gender: Male.

If Etur Catastrophe is nearby, I try to steal the Awesome Dagger. If not, I latch onto the first face I can see and try to stab that person with a couple of bolts.

Also, there's an actor named David Tess. Is that the reference you meant at first, ice?

Good guess, but no.
Might as well give another hint, all the team names at the moment are directly related. If you think bittersweet, then you might win.

[dmgpurity]

Grabs sharp stone and attempts to stab HmH while shouting random nonsense

*sorry guys, my internet was down

[iceball3]

Crap, the turn will be in tommorow. sorry guys.

[dmgpurity]

I believe it has been more than a day...maybe

[inteuniso]

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED.

Name: Logem Thrustwhiskers
Team Paulo
Appearance: Logem has a scrubby, sharp beard with a rather large mustache.
Background: Logem was an engraver at a small dwarven hamlet. He was drafted into a militia during a goblin siege. Watching his friends and family slaughtered around him, he survived by draping goblin-skin over him and blending in with the corpses. Days after the siege had passed, he hopped on a passing Human caravan and made his way back to civilization.

He likes cave fish, Grizzly Bears, and microcline.
Class:Fighter
Gender:Male

[FuzzyZergling]

...So, is this dead?

[iceball3]

Call it a nasty case of writers block. It'll update eventually, just don't get excited.

[HighEndNoob]

Name:HighEndNoob(HEN)
Team David
Role: Sneaker
Appearance: 6'1, green eyes
Gender:male

[maxicaxi]

POTATO

[iceball3]

Shit, now i need to update within 2 days from now.
[sarcasticsarcasm]Thanks alot maxi.[/ditto]

[inteuniso]

Kickass!