I toss my roaches around wildly.
Then I go stark raving mad! and punch someone.
(5) You fling your roaches in a weird spinning disk fashion.
DODGE:
(5)[Etur] dodges impressively for a badly crippled dwarf. He doesn't get his first turn because he is already crippled though.
(3)[Mchammer] is hit right in the foot, bruising down to the muscle. He stumbles over.
Generic damage that won't last beyond this round
(2)[Urist Cattenmorul] is sent stumbling several feet away, spraining the elbow.
Elbow,
Sprained(1)You punch at the air, and it punches you back. Ow.
-1 to next action
Put the gun into Urist's mouth, pull the trigger.
You put the gun in his mouth and he bites it in half. (1) you are both caught in a torrent of sand right now.
Feild: Sandstorm gone, sand tsunami has come.
STAB Etur Catastrophe (for massive damage)
You stab at the wave of sand rushing at you right now. (6) It is blown apart and you are now on a small non sandy oasis.
Poof
(2)You fall from the sky on to a wave of sand. you are caught in the wave and swept over.
Grabs sharp stone and attempts to stab HmH while shouting random nonsense
(5)The stone shoots right through the sand (1) and bounces off of HmH. No damage.
appear
(1) you spawn right next to each other, suddenly ready to tear each other apart.
+2 to any damage exchanged by Logem(inteuniso) and HEN(HighEndNoob)
Etur bleeds.
MAP:
Name: Etur Catastrophe the Violent Test of Luxuries (HmH)
Etur: Beard, GONE
Left Arm, Broken
Cut open
Bleeding
1x Awesome Dagger in arm.
Appearance: has a goatee that grows when he does something evil and shrinks when he does something good. He has punched an old lady across the street just before appearing there, though, so his beard crashed into BSOD, last backup for it being a pretty short beard from when he had to kill cats one by one.
Background: a roaming pied mechanic, who had destroyed entire fortresses by luring their cats into drowners with his magic lever. Exists in his own 100-FPS high priority computation bubble, so he has an overwhelming speed advantage in cat-infested areas.
Class: Runner
Gender: male
Inventory: Broken Dust Gun
Skills: Causing horrible distress in pet owners
Abilities:
-FPS lock out. Not affected by lag on the field(Speed will not decrease while in effect)
Name: Urist McHammer (dmgpurity)
Health:Healthy
Appearance: Looking like the next dwarf
Background: Lived a normal life until forcefully put into a room where everything is engraved with pictures of elephants
for 3 days. Self-trained in elephant judo.
Class: Psychopath
Gender: Male
Inventory: An elephant made out of a spongy material.
Skills: Elephant Judo. Can Fight REALLY well against heavier enemies.
Abilities: Roll-out, barrel-roll forward into the enemy as an attack.
Name: Frelock (Frelock)
DEAD
Name: Urist Cattenmorul (maxicaxi)
Right Leg, Dislocated
Elbow, Sprained
Class: Fighter
Gender: male
Inventory: Awesome Daggers x1
Skills: Dabbling Mason 60/300
Abilities: None yet
Name:HighEndNoob(HEN)(HighEndNoob)
Healthy
Team David
Role: Sneaker
Appearance: 6'1, green eyes
Gender:male
Ability: REALLY TALL, you are a very tall dwarf.
Skill: none yet
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Name: Fuzz (FuzzyZergling)
Healthy
Appearance: Gaunt, with pale skin that seems to bearly stretch over my bones. My hair is long and slicked back in a mullet, and I am wearing tattered and bloody cave spider silk clothing.
Background: A small animal dissector from the the Mountainhome of Stretchedguts the Fire of Belts, I went mad when my cat wandered into a danger room and was killed. After regaining my senses momentarily, I realized I had caused a tantrum spiral from shoving a table through the mayor's heart. And so, I wander the wilds, seeking redemption by being batshit insane and eating small, still living animals.
Class: Psycopath
Gender: Male
Inventory:5x Cockroaches. Animal dissecting tools.
Skills: Nit picker, really good small motor movement control.
Abilities: Nomomnom, can live off of rodents.
Name: Logem Thrustwhiskers (inteuniso)
Healthy
Team Paulo
Appearance: Logem has a scrubby, sharp beard with a rather large mustache.
Background: Logem was an engraver at a small dwarven hamlet. He was drafted into a militia during a goblin siege. Watching his friends and family slaughtered around him, he survived by draping goblin-skin over him and blending in with the corpses. Days after the siege had passed, he hopped on a passing Human caravan and made his way back to civilization.
He likes cave fish, Grizzly Bears, and microcline.
Class:Fighter
Gender:Male
Skills: Human diplomacy, good at talking with humans
Abilities: Dead as a dwarf, can cloak against dead bodies.
Name: Ushat Kelstul (Urist McCheeseMaker)
Appearance: Small for a dwarf and clad in tattered clothes, partially soaked in beer. He has a long beard that's bright red on one side and completely gray on the other. It looks kind of silly. He's mostly bald, but has some hair on the side that's also reddish.
Background: Was found locked up in hell. He spent half a lifetime trapped in there with only a half-dead elf to talk to, and has since then somehow aquired a stack of -Cthulhu bone bolts-. Does not have crossbow skills. Nor any other skills, for that matter, except for surprisingly high biter and wrestler.
Class: Psychopath
Gender: Male.
Skills: Awesome biter
Abilities: Return of the damned: insanity immune, must roll a 5 or higher for auto revive.
Decided to make it up for my lateness by making an illustration. It'll make keeping track of things easier for future updates.
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Topic: Dwarven PvP Turn:6, An update!? Also, more people, and sand tsunami. (Read 5758 times)