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[iceball3]

This is an RTD which may possibly be copying a now dead PVP, but oh well.

Spoiler: rules (click to show/hide)

I'm taking 6 people who can pick either team David, or team Tess. First person to get the reference after signup get's a free +1 on their next roll. You can not enter a team with more than 3 members. People who want to be next in the game can debate over a new team to be named, which will enter the game when i see fit, ONLY after it has 2-3 members. Newer groups can debate on their names beforehand. You can be put on the waiting list while still in play, but you cannot be assigned a new team until your current fighter passes away.
There are classes, Fighter(+1 muscly stuff), Sneaker(+1 sneaky stuff, cannot have an action be treated as existing by another action until turn is over [I.E. You can not say "punch him before he steals my stuff"]), Runner(+1 runny stuff, first to act), and Psychopath(bonuses where apropriate). Rolls done by the 6Ran#, rounding to the nearest number. Attacks can be rolled against with 6Ran#. Easy stuff ussually isn't rolled.

Spoiler: SIGNUPS (click to show/hide)

Name: Your name
Appearance: Optional
Background: Optional
Class: see rules.
Gender: Yup

players
Team Tess:
1.Etur Catastrophe the Violent Test of Luxuries (HmH)
2.-----
3.-----

Team David:
1.Frelock (Frelock)
2.Urist Cattenmorul (maxicaxi)
3.-----

Waiting list:
None

[Frelock]

Name: Frelock
Appearance: Dwarven
Background: Popped into existence 5 minutes ago, but has memories of living a normal dwarven life.
Class: Fighter
Gender: Unknown; too large a beard to tell

Oh, and I'll be on team David

[HmH]

Team Tess.
Name: Etur Catastrophe the Violent Test of Luxuries
Appearance: has a goatee that grows when he does something evil and shrinks when he does something good. He has punched an old lady across the street just before appearing there, though, so his beard crashed into BSOD, last backup for it being a pretty short beard from when he had to kill cats one by one.
Background: a roaming pied mechanic, who had destroyed entire fortresses by luring their cats into drowners with his magic lever. Exists in his own 100-FPS high priority computation bubble, so he has an overwhelming speed advantage in cat-infested areas.
Class: Runner
Gender: male

[iceball3]

Ohkay, I'll put your items in and stuff like that when i get on a real computer.

Puzzle hint: It is bittersweet.

[iceball3]

You two suddenly appear in opposite sides a a very large sandy grass field, just out of  Xbow shooting range. The trees surrounding it are very tall and dense, and there seems to be a spell over the field that vaporizes any axes that appear in the field. There is a rock wall in the middle of the field, but it doesn't reach either side across. What do you do?

Spoiler: Team Tess. (click to show/hide)

Name: Etur Catastrophe the Violent Test of Luxuries
Healthy
Appearance: has a goatee that grows when he does something evil and shrinks when he does something good. He has punched an old lady across the street just before appearing there, though, so his beard crashed into BSOD, last backup for it being a pretty short beard from when he had to kill cats one by one.
Background: a roaming pied mechanic, who had destroyed entire fortresses by luring their cats into drowners with his magic lever. Exists in his own 100-FPS high priority computation bubble, so he has an overwhelming speed advantage in cat-infested areas.
Class: Runner
Gender: male
Inventory: Mechanisms(x2)
Skills: Causing horrible distress in pet owners
Abilities:
-FPS lock out. Not affected by lag on the field(Speed will not decrease while in effect)

Spoiler: Team David (click to show/hide)

Name: Frelock
Healthy
Appearance: Dwarven
Background: Popped into existence 5 minutes ago, but has memories of living a normal dwarven life.
Class: Fighter
Gender: Unknown; too large a beard to tell
Inventory: a beard long enough to lash with.
Skills: Beard-whipper
Abilities: Karma display on goatee

Spoiler: Author's notes (click to show/hide)

People can still join Team Tess or David. I'll just plop them in next turn.

[HmH]

Run straight at Frelock and lick him in the face, panting happily. Im on ur side adoptin ur fightar.

[Frelock]

What, you want us to all get along here?

Charge at enemy and whip with beard.

[iceball3]

Woop. Here we go...

Run straight at Frelock and lick him in the face, panting happily. Im on ur side adoptin ur fightar.

(5) you manage to make a massive leap across the field and lick Frelock,(3) tearing a little bit of skin off of his forehead.
Frelock: Forehead, Lightly wounded

What, you want us to all get along here?

Charge at enemy and whip with beard.

(6)In a bout of blind rage you lash at Etur, wrapping your beard around his leg, and you throw him back across the field. He collides with the wall at the middle, (0) tearing his beard into pieces and breaking his left arm.
Etur: Beard, GONE
Left Arm, Broken
No amount of cats can fix that.

Background:(4) You can see a large black cloud looming overhead.

Spoiler: Team Tess. (click to show/hide)

Name: Etur Catastrophe the Violent Test of Luxuries
Etur: Beard, GONE
Left Arm, Broken
Appearance: has a goatee that grows when he does something evil and shrinks when he does something good. He has punched an old lady across the street just before appearing there, though, so his beard crashed into BSOD, last backup for it being a pretty short beard from when he had to kill cats one by one.
Background: a roaming pied mechanic, who had destroyed entire fortresses by luring their cats into drowners with his magic lever. Exists in his own 100-FPS high priority computation bubble, so he has an overwhelming speed advantage in cat-infested areas.
Class: Runner
Gender: male
Inventory: Mechanisms(x2)
Skills: Causing horrible distress in pet owners
Abilities:
-FPS lock out. Not affected by lag on the field(Speed will not decrease while in effect)

Spoiler: Team David (click to show/hide)

Name: Frelock
Frelock: Forehead, Lightly wounded
Appearance: Dwarven
Background: Popped into existence 5 minutes ago, but has memories of living a normal dwarven life.
Class: Fighter
Gender: Unknown; too large a beard to tell
Inventory: a beard long enough to lash with.
Skills: Beard-whipper
Abilities: Karma display on goatee

Spoiler: Author's notes (click to show/hide)

Still accepting entries.

[HmH]

"You call that breaking my beard? You David team ladies wouldn't know how to break a beard if- AUUGH MY BEARD!"

Dash around Frelock, try to raise an FPS-draining trail of dust from under my feet.

[maxicaxi]

Name: Urist Cattenmorul
Class: Fighter
Gender: male
Team: David

I make a rock dagger

[iceball3]

Name: Urist Cattenmorul
Class: Fighter
Gender: male

I make a rock dagger

Remember to choose a team and I'll plop you right in.

Also...

"You call that breaking my beard? You David team ladies wouldn't know how to break a beard if- AUUGH MY BEARD!"

Dash around Frelock, try to raise an FPS-draining trail of dust from under my feet.

I'm sigging this.

[HmH]

I have a feeling that Frelock has once again mysteriously went missing, as he usually does on weekends. If he doesn't turn up until evening, just put him on autopilot. It doesn't seem to me like he would do anything but attack this turn, anyway.

[iceball3]

agreed. i was gonna do so anyway, but thanks.

[iceball3]

I'm giving him until 4:00 PM EST. after that he's going on A.I.

[iceball3]

Turn 3

"You call that breaking my beard? You David team ladies wouldn't know how to break a beard if- AUUGH MY BEARD!"

Dash around Frelock, try to raise an FPS-draining trail of dust from under my feet.

(2) You try to kick up some FPS draining sand up at Frelock, but trip over doing so (5) you manage to avoid getting injured from the fall however.

Name: Urist Cattenmorul
Class: Fighter
Gender: male
Team: David

I make a rock dagger

You poof into existence a couple of yards behind Frelock. (6) Using the innate power collected from all of the worlds greatest dwarven masons, you take a 2 small stones and bash them together. Preserving both stones, you manage to make 2 awesome looking daggers.
Skill Tier Gained!:Mason; Dabbling 60/300

Attack!

(0) You lash at Etur again, but end up striking the wall instead. It collapses down onto you (0) severing both of your legs upon hitting you.
Frelock: legs, GONE
Heavy bleeding

Spoiler: Team Tess. (click to show/hide)

Name: Etur Catastrophe the Violent Test of Luxuries
Etur: Beard, GONE
Left Arm, Broken
Appearance: has a goatee that grows when he does something evil and shrinks when he does something good. He has punched an old lady across the street just before appearing there, though, so his beard crashed into BSOD, last backup for it being a pretty short beard from when he had to kill cats one by one.
Background: a roaming pied mechanic, who had destroyed entire fortresses by luring their cats into drowners with his magic lever. Exists in his own 100-FPS high priority computation bubble, so he has an overwhelming speed advantage in cat-infested areas.
Class: Runner
Gender: male
Inventory: Mechanisms(x2)
Skills: Causing horrible distress in pet owners
Abilities:
-FPS lock out. Not affected by lag on the field(Speed will not decrease while in effect)

Spoiler: Team David (click to show/hide)

Name: Frelock
Frelock: Forehead, Lightly wounded
Both Legs, GONE
Heavy Bleeding
Appearance: Dwarven
Background: Popped into existence 5 minutes ago, but has memories of living a normal dwarven life.
Class: Fighter
Gender: Unknown; too large a beard to tell
Inventory: a beard long enough to lash with.
Skills: Beard-whipper
Abilities: None

Name: Urist Cattenmorul
Healthy
Class: Fighter
Gender: male
Inventory: Awesome Daggers x2
Skills: Dabbling Mason 60/300
Abilities: None yet

Spoiler: Author's notes (click to show/hide)

Wow, dismemberment this early? Seriously...