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[Itnetlolor]

"Princess we're on a mission!"

Spoiler: We're on a mission from God. (click to show/hide)

[Acanthus117]

Alright, kick the shit outta those villeins!

KILL THE ALL

[Duke 2.0]

 Unless you have an adorable Gwar steed you are not doing anything right.

 And yeah, you know Suran well. Go there and use your innate knowledge of the place to get some money.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Steal everything out of a house, and then replace it all with used clothes! Bahahahahaha!

[Gunner-Chan]

"Why did you punch the Gwar to death?!"

"It WAS the camp Gwar. But I needed to get rid of him."

"Wha?"

"Well I don't want someone that can talk to animals or something to be that close to Peliglald"

"Wait wait. You're planning something? WAIT YOU SAID I WAS A PRINCESS?"

"Well if the guards knew I was smart and not a raving lunatic then they probably would of actually chased me."

"..."

The two walked along the road... To a strange doorway...



"... What is this?"

"This is an ancestral tomb Anne."

"... You're going to make me go in there aren't you?"

"Yup."

"Are you even armed? You haven't shown me a weapon this whole time!"

Janine raised her fists.



"I got my fists."

"... You ARE insane."

[SHAD0Wdump]

Where we're going, we don't need weapons. I think...

...

Chaaaarge!!!

[OmnipotentGrue]

This is going to end extremely well for us

I'm cereals guys

[Duke 2.0]

 I'm hoping for ghosts.

[ein]

I'm hoping for FIREBALL!

[Gunner-Chan]

"It's dark..."

"Quiet..."

"It's creepy..."

"Shh..."

"Stupid wood elf..."

"It's Janine"

"Oh whatever."



"... Janine holy crap..."

"What?"

"It's a dead guy..."

"Yeah he's dead."

"Who is he?"

"I dunno. He's dead."

"... Look he has weapons. He died and we don't have any!"

"He also has clothes..."

"Clothes?"



"Strip."

"What?"

"Clothes. Off."

"WHY?"

"Because they're fancy and worth a lot of money."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

[SHAD0Wdump]

This is taking a turn for HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE. XD

[Gunner-Chan]

"Watch the fist!"

"Huh? WAI-"

*HIISSSSSS*



"HOLY SHIT!"

"GHOST!"

"FUCK FUCK!"

For a while Janine and Anne flailed at the ghost with their fists. And the dead mans weapon. Suprsingly... Some time later...



"Wow... I uhh... Didn't think that would work... Anne did you see? Anne?"



"Oh there you are... Now where was I?"

"JANINE NOO!"



*THWACK*

[Duke 2.0]

 This... was not unexpected. Also, we never saw Janine tell Anne her name. Be sure to mix that in somehow.

[Frajic]

Get another slavehelper to aid you on your quest! I suggest from Seyda Neen. While you're at it, get some money and buy the FIREBALL spell!

[ein]

While you're at it, get some money and buy the FIREBALL spell!

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS... DO IIITTTT...