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[maxicaxi]

Wait for nightfall. Kill and absorb townspeople while they sleep. Also, after you have killed and absorbed everybody in the town, steal their gold for maximum pirateness.

then steal some cannons we will need them for pirating YAR

FIXD

THIIIIIIIIS

[Samthere]

Buy cosmetics; apply lipstick to Jell-Ette.

[Sheb]

We are pennyless. Try to sell the shopkeeper an insurance policy.

[Evil Lincoln]

We are pennyless. Try to sell the shopkeeper an insurance policy.

We can be swash buckling insurance salesmen.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Wait for nightfall. Kill and absorb townspeople while they sleep. Also, after you have killed and absorbed everybody in the town, steal their gold for maximum pirateness.

then steal some cannons we will need them for pirating YAR

FIXD

THIIIIIIIIS

You wait until night before you strike out against the town! Damn town and their expensive Jell-o.



You nom on the populace. Them good eats!



Much later...



Well, your currently trapped in this house and you don't think you will be able to board your ship, but at least you got some gold out of it! No cannons, unfortunately.


Title: SLIMEBAD, Sailor of the Seven Slimes
Stats:
 - Badassery: 2/10 (+1 Bandanna)
 - Beefiness: 1/10
 - Attractiveness: 1/10
 - Speedery: 1/10
 - Smartitude:2/10
 - Charisma: 21/100
 - Pirate-ness: 48/100
Skills:
 - Slime Cannon: Launches a piece of you into the enemy that eats it from the inside out and rejoins with you. Doesn't work on enemies with helmets (Cap'n Slimebad).'
Inventory:
 - Jell-o (3)
 - +1 Bandanna (1)
 - Eyepatch
 - Gold (45/100)
Ship:
 - Crew: 3 slimes
 - Cannons: None
 - Speed: 5.829 knots per hour

[Evil Lincoln]

->Split into many smaller blobs to expand your crew then steal all the boats and ships and weapons.
->Lead your new navy on a hopeless mission to avenge your father.

[Sheb]

->Split into many smaller blobs to expand your crew then steal all the boats and ships and weapons.
->Lead your new navy on a hopeless mission to avenge your father.

[Medicine Man]

Bust through wall of house. Eat towns pointy objects to become a spikey pirate slime. Split into smaller spikey pirate slimes.

[maxicaxi]

Bust through wall of house. Eat towns pointy objects to become a spikey pirate slime. Split into smaller spikey pirate slimes.

yarr

[Samthere]

So, to clarify, we're more a blob than an ooze? That is, our shape isn't completely malleable, we can't fit through tiny spaces regardless of our total volume, etc.

[hachnslay]

Bust through wall of house...

Kool Aid slime ?

[Samthere]

Bust through wall of house...

Kool Aid slime ?

OH YEAH

[Tylui]

Jelly Jungle. Slimes > Jellies. KILL. ABSORB. BECOME AWESOMER. YAR.

[FuzzyZergling]

Jelly Jungle. Slimes > Jellies. KILL. ABSORB. BECOME AWESOMER. YAR.

Actually, I'm fairly certain that Jellies are stronger, more solid versions of Slimes.
That being said, we should split into a group of smaller slimes.

(Where did out crew get those eyepatches?)

[Tylui]

They might be stronger. But we be superior.