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[Evil Lincoln]

HELLS YES

->save game

[Medicine Man]

Raid a pirate camp and consume the pirates in their sleep.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Raid a pirate camp and consume the pirates in their sleep.

Where do you think you should look for a pirate camp?

[Medicine Man]

Raid a pirate camp and consume the pirates in their sleep.

Where do you think you should look for a pirate camp?

On shore.

Land ship.

Search for pirate camp.


Come back to pirate camp at night and eat the pirates in their sleep.

[Evil Lincoln]

Raid a pirate camp and consume the pirates in their sleep.

Where do you think you should look for a pirate camp?

On shore.

Land ship.

Search for pirate camp.


Come back to pirate camp at night and eat the pirates in their sleep.

now this is a good idea

[OmnipotentGrue]

You're already docked! There are no pirate camps nearby, only Lionus. On the other side of the island, where there was no safe place to land, however...

Maybe you should ask around town? If you can find a way through the forbidding Jelly Jungle, maybe you can find a pirate camp on the other side!

[Medicine Man]

Search for a human town. Come back at night to consume humans in their sleep with your shipmates if you find one.

Oh... Did the ship break?

[OmnipotentGrue]

Search for a human town. Come back at night to consume humans in their sleep with your shipmates if you find one.

Oh... Did the ship break?

You're in the human town, Lionus right now. The ship is docked, but you were unable to land on the other side of the island. The only way to get to the other side of the island is through the Jelly Jungle.

[Demonic Spoon]

purchase jell-o

[Evil Lincoln]

purchase jell-o

using the universal currency...
jell-o

[OmnipotentGrue]

You go to the general store. The clerk is cleaning a glass mug.



You: Yarr! Do ye sell Jello-o, me harty?

Clerk: Yes?

You: Yarr-har-har! How much, me bucko?!

Clerk: Uh... 3 gold pieces...

You: Harharhar! There ye go laddy!





Hooray! You have some Jell-o.


Title: SLIMEBAD, Sailor of the Seven Slimes
Stats:
 - Badassery: 2/10 (+1 Bandanna)
 - Beefiness: 1/10
 - Attractiveness: 1/10
 - Speedery: 1/10
 - Smartitude:2/10
 - Charisma: 21/100
 - Pirate-ness: 48/100
Skills:
 - Slime Cannon: Launches a piece of you into the enemy that eats it from the inside out and rejoins with you. Doesn't work on enemies with helmets (Cap'n Slimebad).'
Inventory:
 - Jell-o (3)
 - +1 Bandanna (1)
 - Eyepatch
 - Gold (0/100)
Ship:
 - Crew: 3 slimes
 - Cannons: None
 - Speed: 5.829 knots per hour

[Medicine Man]

Wait for nightfall. Kill and absorb townspeople while they sleep. Also, after you have killed and absorbed everybody in the town, steal their gold for maximum pirateness.

[Demonic Spoon]

Ask jell-o out on a date.

[Evil Lincoln]

Wait for nightfall. Kill and absorb townspeople while they sleep. Also, after you have killed and absorbed everybody in the town, steal their gold for maximum pirateness.

then steal some cannons we will need them for pirating yar

[Sheb]

Ask jell-o out on a date.

This.