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[Aklyon]

auto-skill: we already knew it, since we're a small slime. if we didn't know it we wouldn't know to respond to bigger slimes' summons.

[Lillipad]

The slime punch launches a piece of you into the enemy that eats it from the inside out and rejoins with you. Doesn't work on enemies with helmets.

[Evil Lincoln]

no way pirate tongue is the way to go

[OmnipotentGrue]

auto-skill: we already knew it, since we're a small slime. if we didn't know it we wouldn't know to respond to bigger slimes' summons.

So like a starting skill? I don't know what you mean by "respond to bigger slimes' summons." , though - you won't have to respond to anyone. Also, using Slime Call repeatedly will cause you to die and start back at the starting dungeon, skilless and titleless. Notice how you lost some of your size and health when you used it before?

The slime punch launches a piece of you into the enemy that eats it from the inside out and rejoins with you. Doesn't work on enemies with helmets.

I'm fine with this,

learn:Pirate Tongue (passive) you now speak like a pirate and this gets respect. yar

Or this.

[Aklyon]

It's the slime call, you make a noise and a lesser slime comes to help.

it sounded like it would call any smaller slime, and we're near the bottom, aren't we?

[OmnipotentGrue]

It's the slime call, you make a noise and a lesser slime comes to help.

it sounded like it would call any smaller slime, and we're near the bottom, aren't we?

You're the lowest of the low, there isn't anything lesser than you, so I decided a mega-slime would be neat.

[Evil Lincoln]

Slimebad: Go to where you first came in and bash those crates and obtain the phat lewts.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Slimebad: Go to where you first came in and bash those crates and obtain the phat lewts.

Mega Slime dissipates back into his own realm, and you start heading back toward where -



Oh my god.

What do you do now?

[Evil Lincoln]

YARrr take command of ye vessel and set out on a quest to avenge yar father lad

[FuzzyZergling]

Jack that pirate ship!!

(Also, my vote goes to Slime Punch)

[Medicine Man]

Absorb ship. Become Ship Slime.

[Samthere]

YE BE A SLIME - IT BE FANTASTIC

Now I've said't, it be time fer me te join in.

I vote fer Slime Punch, but while we be Cap'n Slimebad it should be Slime Cannon, where we change to th'shape o' a cannon to fire a cannonball piece o' us!

An' we'll be takin' our new vessel, o' course! With a yarr an' an arr an' a glub glob!
Per'aps we should split off some mini slimes te crew the ship.

[OmnipotentGrue]

YARrr take command of ye vessel and set out on a quest to avenge yar father lad

No matter how long it takes, no matter what kind of beasts or men or manly beasts ye must fight, ye will find the man that killed yar father. No matter what.

Zzzzzzz...

Ye wake up docked at a port. Ye be on a strange island.



Avast, me buckos! Ye now have a crew, 3 slime strong!

 After searching around for a bit, ye get hold of a map from the local general store. The X marks ye location.



(Yarr, I just lost this one so I can't fix up the writing size: Left to right: Lighthouse, Your boat, Jelly Jungle, Lionus (town), Flatbed Summit, Jelly Jungle)

Title: SLIMEBAD, Sailor of the Seven Slimes
Stats:
 - Badassery: 2/10 (+1 Bandanna)
 - Beefiness: 1/10
 - Attractiveness: 1/10
 - Speedery: 1/10
 - Smartitude:2/10
 - Charisma: 21/100
 - Pirate-ness: 48/100
Skills:
 - Slime Cannon: Launches a piece of you into the enemy that eats it from the inside out and rejoins with you. Doesn't work on enemies with helmets (Cap'n Slimebad).
Ship:
 - Crew: 3 slimes
 - Cannons: None
 - Speed: 5.829 knots per hour

[Evil Lincoln]

I love how this has turned into a pirate adventure brilliant

[Medicine Man]

Absorb other slimes to level self up.