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[dwarfguy2]

DAY 1
I woke up on this strange island today. Not sure why. I decided "Eh, what the heck, all the other people were just preventing me from my worship", and so decided to live here for the rest of my life. After punching down those accursed children of cacthulu known as trees, I managed to build a fort.

Home sweet home. And then night fell.

Welp, time to go to sleep.

[Heron TSG]

>Ring the house in torches. You may be a Cacthulu worshiper, but darkness is scary.

[Spade]

I was going to make a Minecraft LP but I didn't want to seem like I was copying dwarf midget.
Now I guess I really can't start one. 

>Create sticks.
Get rocks.
Make stone pickaxe
Explore a cave.

[Itnetlolor]

>KILL more children of Cacthulu, and bury their remains where they lie, and everywhere else nearby.

Let's make sure we can keep them at bay and scare off the local ones from coming in after you.


In the meantime let's make a basement, a really deep basement. Who knows? We might find toys?

[Frajic]

oh gog now I don't have the rights over the only Minecraft LP

@Spade, don't copy me, copy him. I won't care 

[Sheb]

Yeah, kill those danged trees! A right temple is one surrounded by a desert.

[breadbocks]

I lol'd at the title.

Take out all dirt in a mile of your hut. Replace it with sand. Trees can't grow without their precious dirt! MWAHAHAHA!

[Jervous]

Find some cactus and start farming it.

[Spade]

Find some cactus and start farming it.

What do you even do with cactus?

[Yaddy1]

Find some cactus and start farming it.

What do you even do with cactus?

Build traps and garbage cans.

[Frajic]

What difficulty are you playing on?

[dwarfguy2]

normal diffiCULTy.

[Frajic]

normal diffiCULTy.

o i c wat i did thar

Anyway. CONVERT TO ARMOK AND SACRIFICE SHEEP IN HIS NAME.

[dwarfguy2]

Funny you should mention sheep...

I stayed up all night cutting down trees. Most of the morning too. But in the middle of it, I saw...

TONS of pigs and sheep! I slaughtered most of them and ate some bacon.

Night fell and still there were some sheep left. But good news, the isle is now tree free. I have tons of wood. Seriously, take a look.

I think that might be a TEENY bit excessive. I also started a wall before heading off to bed.

[Frajic]

Meh, it's not that much wood. You'd be surprised how fast it goes once you make a wall.

Also. I notice you don't have an axe.

Spoiler: Blueprint (click to show/hide)

  MM
  SM
  S

Where M = material, and S = stick. I recommend stone.